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237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

237763  some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237772  some guy : While this still frame looks impressive, I will bet it is from a vertical drop.

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2. Robespierre
3. Yurishiro
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9. funny in the wall
10. VeeKay

The top ten most commented-on images today:

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

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 5. Side Boob: 3199 points
 6. barfolomew: 3090 points
 7. logono: 2706 points
 8. BaconCake: 2609 points
 9. a robot: 2450 points
10. hajjpodge: 2341 points
11. homeless: 2182 points
12. burritos: 2112 points
13. E. HONDA: 2096 points
14. caesar: 2029 points
15. Yurishiro: 2028 points
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 furneim: How can you choose just one?
 tib gubb: the deadpan idiot is one of my favorite veins of humor
 Ulillillia: @bromide Neat
 Yurishiro: How could anyone not love these guys?!
Image 219383   12-06-17   Uploaded by    matos
 furneim: Passing out with your pants down. Classic
 2Berries: Unsustainable, trust me I've tried
 a robot: So what animal head is the passed-out guy wearing?
 Yurishiro: Party animals.
Image 219382   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
 VoR: This could have been solved. Rookie.
 when so: @Niels Bohr Easy for you to say. My brother suffered from a minesweeper addiction. We intervened too late...
 Niels Bohr: @when so hey! Minesweeper is love, minesweeper is life.
 Zukero: Something in the lower-right tells me this is fake.
 tib gubb: fun fact: minesweeper was created and originally included in Windows as a mouse training exercise.
 Catcat: @when so shut up, David Cage
 tib gubb: it's not just a game. it's a life lesson
 when so: Just an example of bad game design.
Image 219381   12-06-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Image 219380 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mustyrats. Your image was bad, Mustyrats.
 furneim: If he were orange he would look just like garfield!
 cenecia: I'm starting to think I'll never catch that red dot.
 tib gubb: the catfather
Image 219379   12-06-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
 Felicity: Run-on sentence, but sounds like a fun bar
 funny in the wall: can't or won't?
 tib gubb: it's true. and honestly i think it's better that way.
Image 219378   12-06-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
 Catcat: @sirgallium How is tabby formed
 Felicity: My friend has a problem with his cat biting the buttons off his shirts. Thats what he gets for making his cat wear shirts
 Himesama: Love is love.
 sirgallium: how is babby formed
 Catcat: @Aufziehvogel MEOW?!
 elahabdh: Son, you're adopted.
 tib gubb: i don't know what you're talking about. this has always been my shirt.
 Yurishiro: John? Where are you taking me?
Image 219377   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 Bluetocracy: ...go here. This is where everybody knows your name.
 sirgallium: guy on the left looks a little inbreddy
 Christina: Descartes.
 Knice: Hmm, a young, buffed-out stud looking at me from over by the drafting table...
 Yurishiro: "Because bros before hos that's why. This is science."
Image 219376   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
 Ulillillia: Just...just digeridon't.
 when so: thought it was a whale at first
 addend: 1 grin = 1 hop.
Image 219375   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 drtofu: Stop smoking, you!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This is NOT how you wake your partner up
 Beeble: @San DoDo Just..... just didgeridon't.
 San DoDo: Do my owners mind that I own a didgeridoo? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Image 219374   12-06-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
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