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268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

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10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


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 5. MrBoffo: 1842 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. poetrysucks: 1415 points
15. beyardo: 1389 points
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 Catcat: @sirgallium How is tabby formed
 twisty: My friend has a problem with his cat biting the buttons off his shirts. Thats what he gets for making his cat wear shirts
 Himesama: Love is love.
 sirgallium: how is babby formed
 Catcat: @Aufziehvogel MEOW?!
 elahabdh: Son, you're adopted.
 tib gubb: i don't know what you're talking about. this has always been my shirt.
 Relp: John? Where are you taking me?
Image 219377   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
310
 
 Bluetocracy: ...go here. This is where everybody knows your name.
 sirgallium: guy on the left looks a little inbreddy
 Christina: Descartes.
 Knice: Hmm, a young, buffed-out stud looking at me from over by the drafting table...
 Taters: "Because bros before hos that's why. This is science."
Image 219376   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
400
 
 Ulillillia: Just...just digeridon't.
 when so: thought it was a whale at first
 addend: 1 grin = 1 hop.
Image 219375   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
363
 
 drtofu: Stop smoking, you!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This is NOT how you wake your partner up
 Beeble: @San DoDo Just..... just didgeridon't.
 San DoDo: Do my owners mind that I own a didgeridoo? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Image 219374   12-06-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
347
 
 Bluetocracy: try it again with your glasses on
 Mr. Shine: I blinked and I missed it.
 when so: taffy is a poor medium for a still life painting
Image 219373   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
473
 
 BlarfyB: One Stall Door to Rule Then All.
 Zukero: This messes with my eyes when I scroll.
 Backhand: @Knice I know right? These bathroom stalls totally rule.
 Knice: Oh, Lorde!
 frenk: @9mm That is so fucking terribly disgusting. Have a +
 augustus: Those crosswords are weird.
Image 219372   12-06-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
206
 
 BlarfyB: Christina's world just got hotter!
 when so: *Cups ear* "This is fine."
Image 219371   12-06-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
265
 
 fullofwind: "Hello? Do they all float in Virginia?"
Image 219370   12-06-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
466
 
 sirgallium: ellen loves sloths
 Ulillillia: find your perfect match on mammal-mate.com
 charlemagne: find your perfect match on mammal-mate.com
 charlemagne: find your perfect match on mammal-mate.com
Image 219369   12-06-17   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
79
 
 fracking: @JollyWell oh thanks, I was thinking that was a weird nutshell.
 when so: You presume too much.
 zrj235: it is difficult, but not impossible, to catch salmonella from a human.
Image 219368   12-06-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
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