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253767  jochenau: Be picky; accept only the finest farts.

253767  dangerkeith3000: "Be picky"

253767  dangerkeith3000: I ugly laughed.

253773  Peter Pantsless: Watch dog play. Play, dog, play!

253769  dangerkeith3000: He's popping out of his shell. I don't think he's faking anymore.

253770  dangerkeith3000: Purrrrty dress.

253779  Peter Pantsless: Oh, borther

253770  Peter Pantsless: "...and I'll shred the curtains if I want to."

253762  Shay: *Flavors

253726  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Maybe if I didn't already know where she's been lol

253714  TurkeyVulture: I'm saying it's aliens.

253760  a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.

253767  a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.

253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

253541  Mr Bleak: @jochenau What you see it two mirrors - probably fitted wardrobe doors. The left hand one is open, giving a 90 degree (or so) angle between them. The right one reflects a door we can't see to the photographers right, the other reflects the image in the first mirror. (You can see the mirror border, it looks like Cedar strips from here).

253767  Greifer: but no fucks given

253777  DOW: My favorite gum ever. Now I have to go to the store an buy some.

253549  Mr Bleak: How much do I need to pee in order to melt enough to have a dump?

253561  Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

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253747 Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

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 GTA VII: @fanny this is unacceptable. But self cake is better than no cake. Which ia still better than bu cake. Sorry. Happy bday
 fanny: @ignatz @Niels Bohr @when so @Yurishiro @grizzly @funny in the wall @Annoying Vegan @Himesama thanks everyone :) so far 39 seems pretty chill :) (although i don't see any cake at my house, i thought i'd come home from work to a cake and it's not here. debating getting own cake.)
 Himesama: @fanny Happy Birthday Fanny! I telepathically sent you a cake. Did you get it?
 Annoying Vegan : Throws confetti @fanny
 funny in the wall: @fanny happy birthday! i'm 34 in two weeks. yay for december people
 grizzly: @fanny happy bday!
 Pront Remp: @fanny A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
 when so: @fanny have day.
 Niels Bohr: @fanny ha, you're just a baby! Happy Heckin Birthday!
 ignatz: WhipperSnapper- Happy Birthday! @fanny
 fanny: holy fuck i'm 39 today. how did that happen?!
Image 219365   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
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Image 219364   12-06-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
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 Rent A Dog: I fell over at the bus stop yesterday (lost balance due to backpack weight after shopping). Landed flat on the top-back of my head. Still have a comically large lump there right now. d :-/
 Not A Bot: (Whistling in foreign language)
 grizzly: Screwing around in the chemistry lab.
 Side Boob: 30 people looked on while John had a seizure. Nobody called for help, they just took pictures.
 WaffleIron: Epilepsy is no laughing matter.
Image 219363   12-06-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
291
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 219362   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
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 sirgallium: Imagine being at sea trying to sail or boat somewhere and you literally can't see anything just like this. No GPS or nothing. The ocean is so scary sometimes. Sometimes not even stars just a compass.
 mammal883: L shaped dock, L shaped dock, pull your boat up and we'll talk...
 WTF: When Charon takes the day off.
Image 219361   12-06-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Paint me like one of your French Koalas.
 dragon horn: Just be aware that many koalas have chlamydia
 Mr. Shine: Ah comm een lock a reeking bulllll/
 raditzu: My name is Lous. Fabu Lous.
 time is wastin: Hey baby, do they go all the way up?
 zrj235: "you"calyptus? more like "my"calyptus. if you get what i'm sayin.
Image 219360   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 usernamee: The Reincarnation of John Anderson.
 fanny: @Theta Zero what?! I love that! I got a few too, keep 'em coming!
 Spazstatic: The guy from SciShow on YouTube? I think his name is Hank, oddly enough, considering @zrj235's comment.
 agger gater: Science has gone too far
 zrj235: @Theta Zero no
 zrj235: propane and propane accessories hvra'ghbagtyh ghyarh'byhn rylyh.
 Theta Zero: I don't know who's been going through my old comments from like six months ago and giving them +'s, but stop it
Image 219359   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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 furneim: Me when I get called fat
 sirgallium: this isn't even my final form
 Side Boob: Me IRL
 raditzu: i REALLY need to fart now...
 zrj235: @tib gubb *BLORBFPTH*
 tib gubb: i remember this asshole from the original super mario brothers
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: YAY!
Image 219358   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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 Staida: I live in a very decent (read: expensive, gated, etc.) apartment complex and our soda machine was vandalized ONCE. I have no clue how or by whom but someone tried to pry it open and this exact monstrosity was the reaction of the company who services the machine. It is so hideous to look at every time I pass the pool area. I'm sure it was a one time thing and this is a terrible overreaction but yes... they exist and they look like that. Ours might be worse. I'm going to post a photo of it.
 furneim: I wonder if people kept vandalizing it
 raditzu: North Korea?
 east bay: So da cans are safe.
 zrj235: @tib gubb if you drink pepsi or "mtn dew" you can just fuck right the fuck off and die in a fire.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Gentlemen...welcome to cola jail.
 tib gubb: wow... i guess pepsi isn't okay
Image 219357   12-06-17   Uploaded by    trucker
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 antipatterns: I miss FB only because of Jackie
 WTF: Sorry Jackie but I'm already seeing someone.
 tina: Thanks, Jackie. I enjoyed /Fantasy Mission Force/
 Theta Zero: Wow, a free Jackie Chan!
Image 219356   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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