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268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

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 GTA VII: @fanny this is unacceptable. But self cake is better than no cake. Which ia still better than bu cake. Sorry. Happy bday
 fanny: @ignatz @Niels Bohr @when so @Yurishiro @grizzly @funny in the wall @Annoying Vegan @Himesama thanks everyone :) so far 39 seems pretty chill :) (although i don't see any cake at my house, i thought i'd come home from work to a cake and it's not here. debating getting own cake.)
 Himesama: @fanny Happy Birthday Fanny! I telepathically sent you a cake. Did you get it?
 Annoying Vegan : Throws confetti @fanny
 funny in the wall: @fanny happy birthday! i'm 34 in two weeks. yay for december people
 grizzly: @fanny happy bday!
 Pront Remp: @fanny A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
 when so: @fanny have day.
 Niels Bohr: @fanny ha, you're just a baby! Happy Heckin Birthday!
 frenk: WhipperSnapper- Happy Birthday! @fanny
 fanny: holy fuck i'm 39 today. how did that happen?!
Image 219365   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
207
 
Image 219364   12-06-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
86
 
 Rent A Dog: I fell over at the bus stop yesterday (lost balance due to backpack weight after shopping). Landed flat on the top-back of my head. Still have a comically large lump there right now. d :-/
 Not A Bot: (Whistling in foreign language)
 grizzly: Screwing around in the chemistry lab.
 Side Boob: 30 people looked on while John had a seizure. Nobody called for help, they just took pictures.
 WaffleIron: Epilepsy is no laughing matter.
Image 219363   12-06-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
291
 
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Image 219362   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
468
 
 sirgallium: Imagine being at sea trying to sail or boat somewhere and you literally can't see anything just like this. No GPS or nothing. The ocean is so scary sometimes. Sometimes not even stars just a compass.
 mammal883: L shaped dock, L shaped dock, pull your boat up and we'll talk...
 WTF: When Charon takes the day off.
Image 219361   12-06-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
586
 
 Mr Bleak: Paint me like one of your French Koalas.
 dragon horn: Just be aware that many koalas have chlamydia
 Mr. Shine: Ah comm een lock a reeking bulllll/
 raditzu: My name is Lous. Fabu Lous.
 time is wastin: Hey baby, do they go all the way up?
 zrj235: "you"calyptus? more like "my"calyptus. if you get what i'm sayin.
Image 219360   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
349
 
 usernamee: The Reincarnation of John Anderson.
 fanny: @Theta Zero what?! I love that! I got a few too, keep 'em coming!
 Spazstatic: The guy from SciShow on YouTube? I think his name is Hank, oddly enough, considering @zrj235's comment.
 agger gater: Science has gone too far
 zrj235: @Theta Zero no
 zrj235: propane and propane accessories hvra'ghbagtyh ghyarh'byhn rylyh.
 Sharkface: I don't know who's been going through my old comments from like six months ago and giving them +'s, but stop it
Image 219359   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
486
 
 furneim: Me when I get called fat
 sirgallium: this isn't even my final form
 Side Boob: Me IRL
 raditzu: i REALLY need to fart now...
 zrj235: @tib gubb *BLORBFPTH*
 tib gubb: i remember this asshole from the original super mario brothers
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: YAY!
Image 219358   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Staida: I live in a very decent (read: expensive, gated, etc.) apartment complex and our soda machine was vandalized ONCE. I have no clue how or by whom but someone tried to pry it open and this exact monstrosity was the reaction of the company who services the machine. It is so hideous to look at every time I pass the pool area. I'm sure it was a one time thing and this is a terrible overreaction but yes... they exist and they look like that. Ours might be worse. I'm going to post a photo of it.
 furneim: I wonder if people kept vandalizing it
 raditzu: North Korea?
 east bay: So da cans are safe.
 zrj235: @tib gubb if you drink pepsi or "mtn dew" you can just fuck right the fuck off and die in a fire.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Gentlemen...welcome to cola jail.
 tib gubb: wow... i guess pepsi isn't okay
Image 219357   12-06-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
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 antipatterns: I miss FB only because of Jackie
 WTF: Sorry Jackie but I'm already seeing someone.
 tina: Thanks, Jackie. I enjoyed /Fantasy Mission Force/
 namename: Wow, a free Jackie Chan!
Image 219356   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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