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253770  Peter Pantsless: "...and I'll shred the curtains if I want to."

253762  Shay: *Flavors

253726  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Maybe if I didn't already know where she's been lol

253714  TurkeyVulture: I'm saying it's aliens.

253760  a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.

253767  a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.

253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

253541  Mr Bleak: @jochenau What you see it two mirrors - probably fitted wardrobe doors. The left hand one is open, giving a 90 degree (or so) angle between them. The right one reflects a door we can't see to the photographers right, the other reflects the image in the first mirror. (You can see the mirror border, it looks like Cedar strips from here).

253767  Greifer: but no fucks given

253777  DOW: My favorite gum ever. Now I have to go to the store an buy some.

253549  Mr Bleak: How much do I need to pee in order to melt enough to have a dump?

253561  Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

253697  Shay: Good god, did a squirrel mate with a bird?

253762  Side Boob: Cool, daddio!

253701  Shay: @Dr Awkward And like hipsters they don't keep the racket down at 3 in the morning.

253734  Side Boob: "That doesn't scare me. Work on it!"

253762  Greifer: koolcat

253712  Passive: Whew I feel the burn

253742  Side Boob: Not Steve, though. Fuck Steve.

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253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

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Score:
274
 
 furneim: Mix n match
 Side Boob: I think this is two similarly dressed men doing the Hokey Pokey.
 zrj235: @everyone. yep. two kinds of socks. obviously two kinds of shoe. maybe even two kinds of pants. (not sure how that last one works.) but seriously, who hasn't been there on a tuesday morning/afternoon.
 Bacon Train: @White Rice 50 shades of white collar.
 White Rice: Is it just me, or do the pant legs look like theyre slightly different shades of grey? Im inclined to think there were two guys with similarly colored pants who decided to make this picture (socks also look a little different, but the lighting could account for that)
 Cami: Quick question to everyone: Should men match their socks to their shoes or pants? I like to match them to my pants so my shoes stand out on their own...on days I care.
 Cami: Polish the left one and you might get away with it.
Image 219349   12-06-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
250
 
 furneim: Ewww now the holy water is all poopy
 El Barto: Sacred nappy.
 Zukero: Time for a revenge puke!
 rory: That is a Mojo grin
 zrj235: THE DIP
 Wort Mumpus: @zrj235 glad to be of service.
 zrj235: @Yurishiro ok so your comment + this picture is giving me flashbacks to the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
 vape station: IMMA MELT THIS BABY IN ACID MHWAUAHAUAHUA
 Cami: Just out of frame: The Holy Spigot.
Image 219348   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
337
 
 furneim: You completed all your tasks, advance to the next level
Image 219347   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
110
 
 furneim: I live between the poop and the pee!
 funny in the wall: @tib gubb @Cami apparently, the guy you're referring to, while certainly an idiot, became a flat earther only to raise money.
 Zukero: USA for scale.
 zrj235: HI THERE. IM DONULD TRUMP AND IM THE PREASIDENT OF THE FUCKING AMERICAN UNITED STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 raditzu: shiet, i forgot how big USA is...
 tib gubb: @Cami - remember, when you fall from really high, the air builds up and creates a cushion, so you don't need a parachute
 Cami: Imma' launch myself in a homemade rokit to proove it too!
Image 219346   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
159
 
 furneim: Hot mic
 sirgallium: i actually recorded a large pot of water heating up the other day on an electric burner because it was making cool noises
 funy speling: His flow is hot AF.
 redmonkey3: Excellent!
 zrj235: mic check one two one t... hey turn the cutoff threshold up by three. and also roll it closer to my feet its cold in here. WHAT WHAT
 White Rice: Something something The Reverend Horton Heat?
 Butcherboy: A heated debate ensued
 Cami: No, sir. I don't care for it.
Image 219345   12-06-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
263
 
 redmonkey3: @zrj235 - no; i think you nailed it
 zrj235: for every rat you DON'T give cigarettes to i'm gonna eat five. rats, not cigarettes. wait that made more sense in my head
 tib gubb: @wolfpk yeah, but it would be worth it, because after that there would be no more incidents of rats attacking people
 wolfpk: Smokers obay the sign and rats can't get anymore cigarettes. Rats go into nicotine withdrawals causing them to attack people to try and get cigarettes. In a fit of rage the rats kill everyone is sight.... Thanks a lot you stupid sign.
 tib gubb: see, if we all had guns, this wouldn't even be a problem.
 Cami: The rats need to be responsible for themselves.
Image 219344   12-06-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Image 219343 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tacticaljay. You have brought shame on us, tacticaljay.
Score:
445
 
 drtofu: That was Chan, This is Dao
 durian: I seriously never seen anyone hold his balls that high.
 zrj235: @redmonkey3 well no one said it would be easy.
 redmonkey3: @zrj235 - for reasons unexplained: he has bodyquards these days
 zrj235: if you meet the buddha on the road, kill him.
 zrj235: @tokyopig good point. fair enough.
 tib gubb: @King Polly they're tobacco water pipes
 tokyopig: Akshully, the Tao that can be named is not the true Tao, so the title should be "That was Zen, This is not Tao"
 zrj235: i think this picture perfectly sums up the essence of zen buddhism
Image 219342   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
307
 
 furneim: Horse-unrelated.
 Spazstatic: Is your girlfriend a fitness guru?
Image 219341   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
246
 
 jazzjunkie: Junkies in the alley? Go on...
 iCEy: Still too pac. Less pac next time thank you.
 CoffeeAndCigs: @PygmyGremlin I prefer his cousin, Wiz Khonsin, myself.
 Science: "MMM-BOP." Hanson
 zrj235: @Joseph ok.
 Joseph: But it was our boats that sailed, killed, stole, and made frail It was our boots that stamped It was our courts that jailed And it was our fuckin banks that got bailed It was us who turned bleakly away Looked back down at our nails and our wedding plans-. KATE TEMPEST
 zrj235: ok but seriously does anyone else remember how wiz khalifa sampled that one song from chrono trigger? schala's theme? just me? ok whatever.
 zrj235: YEAEAH!!!!
 zrj235: O. K. !!!!
 zrj235: WHAT!!!
 Cami: Devolution.
Image 219340   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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