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268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
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 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. poetrysucks: 1415 points
15. beyardo: 1389 points
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 furneim: Mix n match
 Side Boob: I think this is two similarly dressed men doing the Hokey Pokey.
 zrj235: @everyone. yep. two kinds of socks. obviously two kinds of shoe. maybe even two kinds of pants. (not sure how that last one works.) but seriously, who hasn't been there on a tuesday morning/afternoon.
 Bacon Train: @White Rice 50 shades of white collar.
 White Rice: Is it just me, or do the pant legs look like theyre slightly different shades of grey? Im inclined to think there were two guys with similarly colored pants who decided to make this picture (socks also look a little different, but the lighting could account for that)
 Cami: Quick question to everyone: Should men match their socks to their shoes or pants? I like to match them to my pants so my shoes stand out on their own...on days I care.
 Cami: Polish the left one and you might get away with it.
Image 219349   12-06-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
 furneim: Ewww now the holy water is all poopy
 El Barto: Sacred nappy.
 Zukero: Time for a revenge puke!
 rory: That is a Mojo grin
 zrj235: THE DIP
 Wort Mumpus: @zrj235 glad to be of service.
 zrj235: @Yurishiro ok so your comment + this picture is giving me flashbacks to the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
 Cami: Just out of frame: The Holy Spigot.
Image 219348   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
 furneim: You completed all your tasks, advance to the next level
Image 219347   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 furneim: I live between the poop and the pee!
 funny in the wall: @tib gubb @Cami apparently, the guy you're referring to, while certainly an idiot, became a flat earther only to raise money.
 Zukero: USA for scale.
 raditzu: shiet, i forgot how big USA is...
 tib gubb: @Cami - remember, when you fall from really high, the air builds up and creates a cushion, so you don't need a parachute
 Cami: Imma' launch myself in a homemade rokit to proove it too!
Image 219346   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
 furneim: Hot mic
 sirgallium: i actually recorded a large pot of water heating up the other day on an electric burner because it was making cool noises
 funy speling: His flow is hot AF.
 redmonkey3: Excellent!
 zrj235: mic check one two one t... hey turn the cutoff threshold up by three. and also roll it closer to my feet its cold in here. WHAT WHAT
 White Rice: Something something The Reverend Horton Heat?
 Butcherboy: A heated debate ensued
 Cami: No, sir. I don't care for it.
Image 219345   12-06-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 redmonkey3: @zrj235 - no; i think you nailed it
 zrj235: for every rat you DON'T give cigarettes to i'm gonna eat five. rats, not cigarettes. wait that made more sense in my head
 tib gubb: @wolfpk yeah, but it would be worth it, because after that there would be no more incidents of rats attacking people
 wolfpk: Smokers obay the sign and rats can't get anymore cigarettes. Rats go into nicotine withdrawals causing them to attack people to try and get cigarettes. In a fit of rage the rats kill everyone is sight.... Thanks a lot you stupid sign.
 tib gubb: see, if we all had guns, this wouldn't even be a problem.
 Cami: The rats need to be responsible for themselves.
Image 219344   12-06-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Image 219343 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tacticaljay. We'll pray for you, tacticaljay.
 drtofu: That was Chan, This is Dao
 durian: I seriously never seen anyone hold his balls that high.
 zrj235: @redmonkey3 well no one said it would be easy.
 redmonkey3: @zrj235 - for reasons unexplained: he has bodyquards these days
 zrj235: if you meet the buddha on the road, kill him.
 zrj235: @tokyopig good point. fair enough.
 tib gubb: @King Polly they're tobacco water pipes
 tokyopig: Akshully, the Tao that can be named is not the true Tao, so the title should be "That was Zen, This is not Tao"
 zrj235: i think this picture perfectly sums up the essence of zen buddhism
Image 219342   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
 furneim: Horse-unrelated.
 Spazstatic: Is your girlfriend a fitness guru?
Image 219341   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 jazzjunkie: Junkies in the alley? Go on...
 iCEy: Still too pac. Less pac next time thank you.
 CoffeeAndCigs: @PygmyGremlin I prefer his cousin, Wiz Khonsin, myself.
 Science: "MMM-BOP." Hanson
 zrj235: @Joseph ok.
 Joseph: But it was our boats that sailed, killed, stole, and made frail It was our boots that stamped It was our courts that jailed And it was our fuckin banks that got bailed It was us who turned bleakly away Looked back down at our nails and our wedding plans-. KATE TEMPEST
 zrj235: ok but seriously does anyone else remember how wiz khalifa sampled that one song from chrono trigger? schala's theme? just me? ok whatever.
 zrj235: YEAEAH!!!!
 zrj235: O. K. !!!!
 zrj235: WHAT!!!
 Cami: Devolution.
Image 219340   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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