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268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

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268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. poetrysucks: 1415 points
15. beyardo: 1389 points
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 BavidDowie: The majestic snowflerf
 Prostata: so flooooofy!!!
Image 219284   12-05-17   Uploaded by    robford
 jazzjunkie: *not to scale
 WTF: Multivariable calculus is hip!
 sparename: I can see the Yellow Submarine
 Liar tuck: 15 - Interdimensional Glory Hole
Image 219283   12-05-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
 romangreek: Nice lettering
 zrj235: number 14 really isn't an action item, technically.
 desertfox: Somebody likes Sabrina..
 sparename: Don't bother adding "Eat peanut-butter, cocktail sausage and mayonnaise sandwiches because there's not much else in"
Image 219282   12-05-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
 Larp Belb: Special Haircuts $10
 zrj235: will you just die already
Image 219281   12-05-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
 Scoo: I'm special!
 WTF: @glenalec "Haircuts"
 Spazstatic: "with duck sauce"
 Cami: "Special"
Image 219280   12-05-17   Uploaded by    SimonSaysGarfunkel
 Big Bong Theory: Special Haircuts $10
 charlemagne: I still see lloyd-webber from time to time at the montgomery club, such a delight to work with
 savvoy: Reginald Diggory never really adapted to his new form.
Image 219279   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
 Joseph: @Dr Awkward yes, there are locks further up and down. It's a bit if a shortcut
 addend: (Builds vehicle tunnel under river and walkway over water bridge.)
 Dr Awkward: Apparently it is the Magdeburg Water Bridge in Germany. Engineering is cool.
 WTF: I see the Autobahn has been extended to Venice.
 Dr Awkward: I'm having a difficult time wrapping my head around this. Is it possible due to canal locks?
Image 219278   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
 Mr Bleak: I am not a number, I am a free croissants!
 Cami: I get the feeling #2 and #6 had a meeting here once.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @zrj235 I was just singing Flight of the Conchords. There was no context for it though.
 zrj235: @SimonSaysGarfunkel not to me. i keep clothes and furniture until they literally fall apart around me.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @zrj235 you think fashions a friend, my friend fashion is danger
 zrj235: @SimonSaysGarfunkel once i fell asleep in a chair shaped like this (not melon flavor) and when i woke up i couldn't feel my left leg for a week.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: A fruit chair that will turn you into a vegetable via a broken neck.
 addend: (Finds seeds under cushion.)
Image 219277   12-05-17   Uploaded by    reply
 tib gubb: teehee
 Gallifrasian: Clhruntu
 Dr Awkward: @beyardo I thought about Ubuntu as a name for my dog. I like the concept of it, but it just wasn't a very good name for a Border collie
Image 219276   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
 furneim: It's so nice to see him happy and smiling, for once
 charlemagne: you thought I was middle eastern? ah ha ha!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: That face when you leave the liquor store
 Jesse P: I never thought about it until now. Wouldn't Jesus have perfect chompers?
 Ulillillia: Kick off the Sunday shoes.
Image 219275   12-05-17   Uploaded by    peeper
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