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268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

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268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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 Bu7Z: Rad for moai
 jazzjunkie: Nize hat!
 VoR: Water on the brain
 Micro Jackson: Finally found a use for those goddam things
 Prostata: this is awesome!
Image 219225   12-05-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
488
 
 mwoody: What kind of wood doesn't float?
 BFHoodrich: He looks like my friend Garth
 carpwoman: Yeesh. I thought that was the guy from Heaven 17. I listened to more music than watched movies.
 christopher walken: good GOD... I... am beautiFUL
 Micro Jackson: Christina Ricci?
 Teechur: @Science Thanks, Dad. (Actually, I lolled IRL!)
 Science: @a sedated moose: Yes. Any younger and he'd be Christopher Crawlin.
 a sedated moose: Is that a very young Christopher Walken?
 sparename: Not even old enough for Communion
Image 219224   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
209
 
 jazzjunkie: They look like hidden PA speakers to me.
 Butcherboy: Rip off geode
 VoR: Nice quilt. 1983 was some year for quilts. Mmm hmm oh yes. Nice quilts until 1984.
 Prostata: xenolith in the middle. nice sample
Image 219223   12-05-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
294
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Rick and Morty reference @buds420
 buds420: What is that supposed to mean @SimonSaysGarfunkel
 addend: @jazzjunkie Okay, you win this one...
 addend: Username/upload combo :(
 jazzjunkie: Unsettling username/upload combo...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Hey grandpa Rick, are you familiar with benwah technology?
 funny in the wall: i know what that is for. hehehe. butts
Image 219222   12-05-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
186
 
 looch: 2 spocky 4 me
 Micro Jackson: I need this
 sparenamelaptopdied: "You can stick your pumpkin-Bread.."
Image 219221   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
185
 
 HenryVIII: The REALLY Long March.
 Micro Jackson: I think I've been up in the ISS too long
 fanny: flat earthers believe the equator is made up of the ghosts of children
Image 219220   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
294
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Do you too suffer from dry mouth?
Image 219219   12-05-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
157
 
 nightmarez: There's a moral in there somewhere, but I can't find it!
 VeeKay: It's a fable
 Micro Jackson: Fabulous!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Rock
Image 219218   12-05-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
332
 
 Yam: I always liked boiled hotdogs over grilled
 Micro Jackson: Needs a Dachshund of something....
 Prostata: no eat! am not lobster!
 Side Boob: Pupper! It's what's for dinner.
 sparename: Noooo, you WOK the dog. Again
Image 219217   12-05-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
242
 
 communist: So this is a droud
 hot hot dog: @Fancy Clown - Yes. Dead customers don't consume as much power.
 FabricMan: ...because it could knock out entire distribution circuits and cause hundreds of thousands in damage
 Fancy Clown: Kill themselves?
 WTF: "Jacking On" is a thing now
 funny in the wall: this makes a shitty electromagnet and gets the nail kind of warm. is warm nails the thing they're afraid we'll be able to make without them?
 Side Boob: @Prostata The nail gets a charge out of it :V
 grizzly: I know I'm worried. Also, magnets.
 Prostata: this kills the battery
Image 219216   12-05-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
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