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237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

237763  some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237772  some guy : While this still frame looks impressive, I will bet it is from a vertical drop.

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237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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11. homeless: 2182 points
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 Felicity: Rad for moai
 jazzjunkie: Nize hat!
 VoR: Water on the brain
 Micro Jackson: Finally found a use for those goddam things
 Prostata: this is awesome!
Image 219225   12-05-17   Uploaded by    jem
 mwoody: What kind of wood doesn't float?
 Felicity: He looks like my friend Garth
 carpwoman: Yeesh. I thought that was the guy from Heaven 17. I listened to more music than watched movies.
 christopher walken: good GOD... I... am beautiFUL
 Micro Jackson: Christina Ricci?
 Teechur: @Science Thanks, Dad. (Actually, I lolled IRL!)
 Science: @a sedated moose: Yes. Any younger and he'd be Christopher Crawlin.
 a sedated moose: Is that a very young Christopher Walken?
 sparename: Not even old enough for Communion
Image 219224   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
 jazzjunkie: They look like hidden PA speakers to me.
 Butcherboy: Rip off geode
 VoR: Nice quilt. 1983 was some year for quilts. Mmm hmm oh yes. Nice quilts until 1984.
 Prostata: xenolith in the middle. nice sample
Image 219223   12-05-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Rick and Morty reference @buds420
 buds420: What is that supposed to mean @SimonSaysGarfunkel
 addend: @jazzjunkie Okay, you win this one...
 addend: Username/upload combo :(
 jazzjunkie: Unsettling username/upload combo...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Hey grandpa Rick, are you familiar with benwah technology?
 funny in the wall: i know what that is for. hehehe. butts
Image 219222   12-05-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 looch: 2 spocky 4 me
 Micro Jackson: I need this
 sparenamelaptopdied: "You can stick your pumpkin-Bread.."
Image 219221   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
 glenalec: The REALLY Long March.
 Micro Jackson: I think I've been up in the ISS too long
 fanny: flat earthers believe the equator is made up of the ghosts of children
Image 219220   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Do you too suffer from dry mouth?
Image 219219   12-05-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
 glenalec: There's a moral in there somewhere, but I can't find it!
 VeeKay: It's a fable
 Micro Jackson: Fabulous!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Rock
Image 219218   12-05-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
 Yam: I always liked boiled hotdogs over grilled
 Micro Jackson: Needs a Dachshund of something....
 Prostata: no eat! am not lobster!
 Side Boob: Pupper! It's what's for dinner.
 sparename: Noooo, you WOK the dog. Again
Image 219217   12-05-17   Uploaded by    grid
 Felicity: So this is a droud
 glenalec: @Fancy Clown - Yes. Dead customers don't consume as much power.
 FabricMan: ...because it could knock out entire distribution circuits and cause hundreds of thousands in damage
 Fancy Clown: Kill themselves?
 WTF: "Jacking On" is a thing now
 funny in the wall: this makes a shitty electromagnet and gets the nail kind of warm. is warm nails the thing they're afraid we'll be able to make without them?
 Side Boob: @Prostata The nail gets a charge out of it :V
 grizzly: I know I'm worried. Also, magnets.
 Prostata: this kills the battery
Image 219216   12-05-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
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