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268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
730
 
 El hefe: @Yurishiro Kung Fu
 Rev80: Damn, what does this guy eat?
 raditzu: When woman does it, it's funny... when man does it, it's and exhibitionism. Call it fair and square :/
 pleasing: Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
 Mad Collager: I think that fountain is just a little too youthful.
 DogsRGreat: That's a good grip.
 Science: She looks like fun
 Side Boob: I can't think of anything that won't get me in trouble :(
Image 219178   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Image 219177 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Apple IIe. We'll pray for you, Apple IIe.
Score:
320
 
 Mad Collager: @robocop Anus pounders have been around since the beginning, and are now stronger than ever, since they are finally much more accepted by the wider world. Go Pounders!
 Mad Collager: @kayjay The "U" and the "S" are wrinkled. I think they cut the wrap from the top, down between the "N" and the "G", then over almost to the right edge, then down. Then they took the little strip taken off the right side to fill in the top right. See how "it" is right on the edge? That would never fly.
 sparename: I like three peppers in my Anus
 Science: I've seen this movie. Proxy Paige, right?
 WTF: Pounded in the anus by my own third pounder.
 tib gubb: @robocop sure they do, just not the burger
Image 219176   12-05-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
116
 
 The Frito Bandito: @zrj235 Oh yea no doubt this is cringe worthy.
 zrj235: @The Frito Bandito let's leave the autism spectrum aside for a moment and contemplate the meaning of "lvl on Rust, no Steady aim"
 carpwoman: What is this?
 The Frito Bandito: @Horp Lello Ya know I was just gonna scroll on by, but I had to come back. That is not how we are here on the friendly spaceship. No, bad.
Image 219175   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
459
 
 zrj235: i fuck shopping carts all the time and i'll be damned if... sorry, what was the question?
 The Frito Bandito: @sparenamelaptopdied That just sounds like piss poor design. Glad the woman was understanding though.
 sparenamelaptopdied: @The Frito Bandito Manchester Airport had what seemed to be the world's only baggage trolleys where you pull the handle up to APPLY the brake.. After a time working away I came back and was giving the girlfriend a good old *hug* when my trolley rolled into some woman's car. She forgave us but sloping pick-up area was not a good idea there
 The Frito Bandito: I once tackled a cart the wind had picked up in a mostly empty parking lot. It was moving a lot faster than I would have imagined possible and was headed straight for a brand new looking car. Anyhow long story short shit like this can cause damage, so yea fuck you if you do this.
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy Let it never be said that Aldi gives no quarter.
 Butcherboy: I scored 6 quarters at Aldi yesterday. No one was replacing the carts right. @Teechur
 Teechur: @violentwrath THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU DO THIS I will return the cart for you. If we're at Aldi, I'll give you my quarter.
Image 219174   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
483
 
 zrj235: Fallout: West Virginia looking good.
 wolfpk: The real ending to Cars that Pixar did not want you to know about
 Mad Collager: Breaker, Breaker! You seem to be sixty years late with your delivery.
 itskando: Pixar's Cars 6: Family of Christine
 Teechur: This is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. 'Mater seems to be thinking, "Welp, I'm tired, too. May as well just get comfortable."
Image 219173   12-05-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
407
 
 hexxx: Chihuahat
 Not A Bot: Who's are good boys? That's right we're the good boys!
 Air Biscuit: @Rhombo Dimple to mask the smell of what the rock is cookin!
 Rhombo Dimple: Why is your blueberry muffin wearing a cap?
 Morn Bumbies: TURDEL
Image 219172   12-05-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
200
 
 zrj235: @Joseph I was with my kids and the parking lot was crooked.
 VeeKay: Ow my ribs dude
 Joseph: If you do this. Fuck you
 demonius: Dat phat azz.
 tib gubb: "you ain't seen nothin'"
 Air Biscuit: "I cant believe its not butter!"
Image 219171   12-05-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
240
 
 zrj235: The Wise Old Man of the Forest indeed.
 Hosebag: @Yurishiro Leaking coolant? Here, let me fix that with a little hot searing resin.
 Mad Collager: The National Zoological Park used to have signs posted near it's O-line (the cable highway the Orangutans can use to go from one habitat to the next) that warned about possible golden showers as you pass under it. They had a funny image of an abstracted Orang peeing from above. Alas, the Zoo lost its sense of humor, and now no longer warns visitors.
 tib gubb: nature - it sure is!
 pawsies: Your monkey balloon is leaking.
Image 219170   12-05-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
318
 
 Ulillillia: From the Jonathan Swift collection.
 spydermon: @Air Biscuit what are you talking about it's obviously a castle.
 Mad Collager: Wow! It's a George Foreman Baby Grill!
 Side Boob: He fought the cat and won.
 Air Biscuit: Nice rocketship.
Image 219169   12-05-17   Uploaded by    eevee
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