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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. Air Biscuit
5. Not A Bot
6. a robot
7. sparename
8. VeeKay
9. Mr Bleak
10. Scoo



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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot



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Side Boob uploaded 262669 (1145 points)
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shadebane uploaded 262452 (916 points)
piratepom uploaded 262612 (908 points)
hoobleton uploaded 262616 (873 points)
nathan uploaded 262347 (863 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (794 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (780 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (762 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262644 (755 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (744 points)
aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (707 points)
aristocat uploaded 262525 (692 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Side Boob: 3205 points
 3. E. HONDA: 2851 points
 4. apoxia: 2487 points
 5. shadebane: 1957 points
 6. drhenry: 1761 points
 7. WannaBee: 1757 points
 8. Shay: 1667 points
 9. sumo: 1647 points
10. The Turks: 1585 points
11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
13. ineedhepl: 1432 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. 9inchfails: 1369 points
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 VeeKay: Central Parkis
Image 219156   12-05-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
241
 
 Air Biscuit: Is your child a werepup? Recognize the signs.
 Catcat: Man, I love those old Chupacabra manuals!
 BavidDowie: Little f*er bit me!
Image 219155   12-05-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
330
 
 sad face: You can't dive right now because there are 6 in there already.
 charlemagne: @Admiral Alan she never says that to me
 zrj235: instructions unclear
 apoxia: The paddling pool I inflated for my son today had this no diving icon. It's about 6 inches deep.
Image 219154   12-05-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Image 219153 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by yawgmoth. Your image was bad, yawgmoth.
Image 219152 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pickle Dick. We'll pray for you, Pickle Dick.
Score:
227
 
 charlemagne: kill paul atraides
 apoxia: See #191150
 zrj235: @tokyopig how do you feel about the rain?
 tokyopig: I really dislike the design of the new Transformers. I really can't tell what's going on, or even what I'm looking at.
 zrj235: it's my window
Image 219151   12-05-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
261
 
 Donut: "MY subdivision." "No, MY subdivision!"
 Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*
 Air Biscuit: Just bogan things.
 Catcat: @tib gubb Fuck off, we're full!
 apoxia: Fricken Aussies moving in.
 tib gubb: there goes the neighborhood
Image 219150   12-05-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
254
 
 Science: @Catcat: You know what I didn't think of when I saw this? Lesbianism. You know what I did think of? Buckets of yuck.
 Side Boob: I'm offended the flowers aren't cake decorations :P
 trepanation: Ew
 Air Biscuit: Flowers taste good.
 Catcat: Not sure that is a fitting metaphor for cunnilingus, but hey, implied lesbians!
 XLY: this is someone else's fetish, definitely not mine tho nope no way ew gross
 zrj235: @Flarmie I keep trying to get fired but it turns out "having an erection" is not a firable offense at my job.
 tib gubb: i'm gay now. thanks a lot.
 DarkTeddy: Gooey?
 Flarmie: I got fired for viewing this at work.
Image 219149   12-05-17   Uploaded by    silver
Image 219148 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by humanfog. We'll pray for you, humanfog.
Score:
394
 
 Air Biscuit: The pizza smell is coming from inside the house. Get out!
 White Rice: @aoaoaoao Show: All That. Segment: Ear-Boy. Character: Pizza-Face (Ear-Boys best friend, next to Ross Perot). Not Nick at Night, but part of the Saturday night lineup (Snick)
 DarkTeddy: ya boy MF BOOM @fisto
Image 219147   12-04-17   Uploaded by    betamax
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