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237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

237763  some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237772  some guy : While this still frame looks impressive, I will bet it is from a vertical drop.

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237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

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237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

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 Mr Bleak: @Aufziehvogel That's good going for a full grown sheep!
 alex: my sides hurt @Aufziehvogel
 Side Boob: So cute and fuzzy!
 Watch Out: We testet it: it has the IQ of a half baked potato.
Image 219135   12-04-17   Uploaded by    nathan
 Felicity: And he has weird measurements
 Ulillillia: Photographic proof that dogs can look up.
 madmax1: Hm, maybe the cat?
 tib gubb: fortune cookies are great. who doesn't like fortune cookies?
Image 219134   12-04-17   Uploaded by    badger
 VeeKay: 8 dead in 1886. A steel stockholder's warehouse collapsed. We can beat those number easy these days.
 XLY: it made more sense the first time when i read it as of instead of to
 tokyopig: Well what do you know, trickle down is real.
 theaquaman: The factory was also constructed by kids.
 Peter Pantsless: #117179
 tib gubb: good old industrial accidents
 dobbiesdoogs: i hate to see workplace injuries
Image 219133   12-04-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing the white kitty pushed him.
 BavidDowie: Sometimes the milk fights back!
 square44: appalling disaster to kittens at Sheffield
 Ulillillia: @Murdertaco Here's a dirty joke: the kitten got soaked in milk. Here's a clean joke: he took a bath with bubbles. Here's a dirty joke: Bubbles was the girl next door
 Murdertaco: There is a really dirty joke in here somewhere...
Image 219132   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 glenalec: I'm older than the noobs who this is for.
 Robespierre: Let's do the Timewarp again.
 Korrok: Nope.
 a robot: I feel cold.
 Not A Bot: 3 lead Loremasters
 a spider plan: Commodore B.C.64
 WTF: The Atari 2600 was named after the year it was released, 2600 BC.
 zrj235: i feel old, but it's only because i just fell asleep for like 2 hours with no warning.
 Annoying Vegan : Im not convinced that these are accurate
Image 219131   12-04-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 Spazstatic: From what I've learned from Cody's Lab, pure mercury, not salts or vapor form, is essentially harmless unless you have a cut because your skin is an excellent barrier. Its only so feared because if it vaporizes or turns to mercury salts, it's extremely hazardous to your health.
 zrj235: @carpwoman here's my mercury story. i'm walking back from the beer store, cut through a field. there's these stone pillars in it (used to be a vinyard) on top of one of the pillars is a real old glass bottle with like 3mL of mercury in it. there's a story there probably.
 carpwoman: @zrj235 - Kids across from my grandmas house did just that. Had to tear the whole effing house down.
 Prostata: you dont get mercury poisoning from playing with mercury for a few minutes. Just wash your hands and don't snort it.
 Yurishiro: I miss Freddie.
 wolfpk: Rad for heavy metal poisoning!
 Side Boob: Enjoy your cancer/autism/rickets
 WTF: Liqvid metal
 zrj235: just don't get it in the carpet.
 tib gubb: don't put it in your mouth
 Ulillillia: Come with me if you want to live.
 zrj235: looks like mercury, judging by the stuff in the dish. unless the dish was pre-warmed. i dunno.
 jochenau: If it's gallium there's not really a problem, mercury on the other hand...
 Not A Bot: I'll take harmless tumblr idiots over malicious Stormfront assholes any day.
 bug: He ded.
Image 219130   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Yurishiro: That's a powerful hose, spraying the whole neighborhood like that.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Aggro-dadder
 raditzu: no snow, no rain will stop us when duty calls
 Air Biscuit: This is why it rains.
 zrj235: keep it dry, bitches. keep it dry.
 tib gubb: when god lends a helping hand
Image 219129   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Oober
 Robespierre: Waiting For Doggot.
 PenguinBartender: "This is fine"
 dobbiesdoogs: that's a weird kangaroo
 tib gubb: hey hoo man, you gotta try this. feels amazing
 Murdertaco: That dog is happier than I've ever been.
Image 219128   12-04-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
 zrj235: dogs are actually a really important part of a bomb disposal squad.
 VeeKay: No legs guy and his pupper.
 Science: @Winterneuro: It's probably just training.
 Mr. Shine: Try not to think about where his dog junk is gently rubbing.
 Winterneuro: @bug maybe, but remember, we leave no soldier behind! Lets hope from the smiling human that puppers is just pooped.
 zrj235: holy shit how is a floating torso carrying a dog?
 tib gubb: getting in touch with his inner pupper
 dobbiesdoogs: he ain't heavy, he's my pupper
 BlarfyB: Milo of Croton's greatnth grandson?
 bug: That's not how you walk a dog.
Image 219127   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 Quackzy: He said balancing that clock on his toe! Incredible
Image 219126   12-04-17   Uploaded by    champeen
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