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268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

268747  Teechur: Leave the normal ones in there, I guess.

268719  Teechur: Sorry, doggo. We'll find another one.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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 Mr Bleak: @Aufziehvogel That's good going for a full grown sheep!
 alex: my sides hurt @Aufziehvogel
 Side Boob: So cute and fuzzy!
 Watch Out: We testet it: it has the IQ of a half baked potato.
Image 219135   12-04-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
551
 
 butt poop: And he has weird measurements
 Ulillillia: Photographic proof that dogs can look up.
 madmax1: Hm, maybe the cat?
 tib gubb: fortune cookies are great. who doesn't like fortune cookies?
Image 219134   12-04-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
246
 
 VeeKay: 8 dead in 1886. A steel stockholder's warehouse collapsed. We can beat those number easy these days.
 XLY: it made more sense the first time when i read it as of instead of to
 tokyopig: Well what do you know, trickle down is real.
 theaquaman: The factory was also constructed by kids.
 Peter Pantsless: #117179
 tib gubb: good old industrial accidents
 dobbiesdoogs: i hate to see workplace injuries
Image 219133   12-04-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
494
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing the white kitty pushed him.
 BavidDowie: Sometimes the milk fights back!
 square44: appalling disaster to kittens at Sheffield
 Ulillillia: @Murdertaco Here's a dirty joke: the kitten got soaked in milk. Here's a clean joke: he took a bath with bubbles. Here's a dirty joke: Bubbles was the girl next door
 Murdertaco: There is a really dirty joke in here somewhere...
Image 219132   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
275
 
 BoiledEggs: I'm older than the noobs who this is for.
 Big Baby: Let's do the Timewarp again.
 spydermon: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
 Korrok: Nope.
 a robot: I feel cold.
 Not A Bot: 3 lead Loremasters
 a spider plan: Commodore B.C.64
 WTF: The Atari 2600 was named after the year it was released, 2600 BC.
 zrj235: i feel old, but it's only because i just fell asleep for like 2 hours with no warning.
 Annoying Vegan : Im not convinced that these are accurate
Image 219131   12-04-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
328
 
 Spazstatic: From what I've learned from Cody's Lab, pure mercury, not salts or vapor form, is essentially harmless unless you have a cut because your skin is an excellent barrier. Its only so feared because if it vaporizes or turns to mercury salts, it's extremely hazardous to your health.
 zrj235: @carpwoman here's my mercury story. i'm walking back from the beer store, cut through a field. there's these stone pillars in it (used to be a vinyard) on top of one of the pillars is a real old glass bottle with like 3mL of mercury in it. there's a story there probably.
 carpwoman: @zrj235 - Kids across from my grandmas house did just that. Had to tear the whole effing house down.
 Prostata: you dont get mercury poisoning from playing with mercury for a few minutes. Just wash your hands and don't snort it.
 guccigucci: I miss Freddie.
 wolfpk: Rad for heavy metal poisoning!
 Side Boob: Enjoy your cancer/autism/rickets
 WTF: Liqvid metal
 zrj235: just don't get it in the carpet.
 tib gubb: don't put it in your mouth
 Ulillillia: Come with me if you want to live.
 zrj235: looks like mercury, judging by the stuff in the dish. unless the dish was pre-warmed. i dunno.
 jochenau: If it's gallium there's not really a problem, mercury on the other hand...
 Not A Bot: I'll take harmless tumblr idiots over malicious Stormfront assholes any day.
 bug: He ded.
Image 219130   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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 Youll Cowards: That's a powerful hose, spraying the whole neighborhood like that.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Aggro-dadder
 raditzu: no snow, no rain will stop us when duty calls
 Air Biscuit: This is why it rains.
 zrj235: keep it dry, bitches. keep it dry.
 tib gubb: when god lends a helping hand
Image 219129   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
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 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Waiting For Doggot.
 PenguinBartender: "This is fine"
 dobbiesdoogs: that's a weird kangaroo
 tib gubb: hey hoo man, you gotta try this. feels amazing
 Murdertaco: That dog is happier than I've ever been.
Image 219128   12-04-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
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 zrj235: dogs are actually a really important part of a bomb disposal squad.
 VeeKay: No legs guy and his pupper.
 Science: @Winterneuro: It's probably just training.
 Mr. Shine: Try not to think about where his dog junk is gently rubbing.
 Winterneuro: @bug maybe, but remember, we leave no soldier behind! Lets hope from the smiling human that puppers is just pooped.
 zrj235: holy shit how is a floating torso carrying a dog?
 tib gubb: getting in touch with his inner pupper
 dobbiesdoogs: he ain't heavy, he's my pupper
 BlarfyB: Milo of Croton's greatnth grandson?
 bug: That's not how you walk a dog.
Image 219127   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
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 Quackzy: He said balancing that clock on his toe! Incredible
Image 219126   12-04-17   Uploaded by    champeen
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