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253726  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Maybe if I didn't already know where she's been lol

253714  TurkeyVulture: I'm saying it's aliens.

253760  a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.

253767  a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.

253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

253541  Mr Bleak: @jochenau What you see it two mirrors - probably fitted wardrobe doors. The left hand one is open, giving a 90 degree (or so) angle between them. The right one reflects a door we can't see to the photographers right, the other reflects the image in the first mirror. (You can see the mirror border, it looks like Cedar strips from here).

253767  Greifer: but no fucks given

253777  DOW: My favorite gum ever. Now I have to go to the store an buy some.

253549  Mr Bleak: How much do I need to pee in order to melt enough to have a dump?

253561  Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

253697  Shay: Good god, did a squirrel mate with a bird?

253762  Side Boob: Cool, daddio!

253701  Shay: @Dr Awkward And like hipsters they don't keep the racket down at 3 in the morning.

253734  Side Boob: "That doesn't scare me. Work on it!"

253762  Greifer: koolcat

253712  Passive: Whew I feel the burn

253742  Side Boob: Not Steve, though. Fuck Steve.

253747  Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253763  Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!

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253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Aufziehvogel That's good going for a full grown sheep!
 alex: my sides hurt @Aufziehvogel
 Side Boob: So cute and fuzzy!
 Watch Out: We testet it: it has the IQ of a half baked potato.
Image 219135   12-04-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
551
 
 butt poop: And he has weird measurements
 Ulillillia: Photographic proof that dogs can look up.
 madmax1: Hm, maybe the cat?
 tib gubb: fortune cookies are great. who doesn't like fortune cookies?
Image 219134   12-04-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
246
 
 VeeKay: 8 dead in 1886. A steel stockholder's warehouse collapsed. We can beat those number easy these days.
 XLY: it made more sense the first time when i read it as of instead of to
 tokyopig: Well what do you know, trickle down is real.
 theaquaman: The factory was also constructed by kids.
 Peter Pantsless: #117179
 tib gubb: good old industrial accidents
 dobbiesdoogs: i hate to see workplace injuries
Image 219133   12-04-17   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
494
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing the white kitty pushed him.
 BavidDowie: Sometimes the milk fights back!
 square44: appalling disaster to kittens at Sheffield
 Ulillillia: @Murdertaco Here's a dirty joke: the kitten got soaked in milk. Here's a clean joke: he took a bath with bubbles. Here's a dirty joke: Bubbles was the girl next door
 Murdertaco: There is a really dirty joke in here somewhere...
Image 219132   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
275
 
 BoiledEggs: I'm older than the noobs who this is for.
 Big Baby: Let's do the Timewarp again.
 spydermon: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
 Korrok: Nope.
 a robot: I feel cold.
 Not A Bot: 3 lead Loremasters
 a spider plan: Commodore B.C.64
 WTF: The Atari 2600 was named after the year it was released, 2600 BC.
 zrj235: i feel old, but it's only because i just fell asleep for like 2 hours with no warning.
 Annoying Vegan : Im not convinced that these are accurate
Image 219131   12-04-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
328
 
 Spazstatic: From what I've learned from Cody's Lab, pure mercury, not salts or vapor form, is essentially harmless unless you have a cut because your skin is an excellent barrier. Its only so feared because if it vaporizes or turns to mercury salts, it's extremely hazardous to your health.
 zrj235: @carpwoman here's my mercury story. i'm walking back from the beer store, cut through a field. there's these stone pillars in it (used to be a vinyard) on top of one of the pillars is a real old glass bottle with like 3mL of mercury in it. there's a story there probably.
 carpwoman: @zrj235 - Kids across from my grandmas house did just that. Had to tear the whole effing house down.
 Prostata: you dont get mercury poisoning from playing with mercury for a few minutes. Just wash your hands and don't snort it.
 guccigucci: I miss Freddie.
 wolfpk: Rad for heavy metal poisoning!
 Side Boob: Enjoy your cancer/autism/rickets
 WTF: Liqvid metal
 zrj235: just don't get it in the carpet.
 tib gubb: don't put it in your mouth
 Ulillillia: Come with me if you want to live.
 zrj235: looks like mercury, judging by the stuff in the dish. unless the dish was pre-warmed. i dunno.
 jochenau: If it's gallium there's not really a problem, mercury on the other hand...
 Not A Bot: I'll take harmless tumblr idiots over malicious Stormfront assholes any day.
 bug: He ded.
Image 219130   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
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 Youll Cowards: That's a powerful hose, spraying the whole neighborhood like that.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Aggro-dadder
 raditzu: no snow, no rain will stop us when duty calls
 Air Biscuit: This is why it rains.
 zrj235: keep it dry, bitches. keep it dry.
 tib gubb: when god lends a helping hand
Image 219129   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
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 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Waiting For Doggot.
 PenguinBartender: "This is fine"
 dobbiesdoogs: that's a weird kangaroo
 tib gubb: hey hoo man, you gotta try this. feels amazing
 Murdertaco: That dog is happier than I've ever been.
Image 219128   12-04-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
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 zrj235: dogs are actually a really important part of a bomb disposal squad.
 VeeKay: No legs guy and his pupper.
 Science: @Winterneuro: It's probably just training.
 Mr. Shine: Try not to think about where his dog junk is gently rubbing.
 Winterneuro: @bug maybe, but remember, we leave no soldier behind! Lets hope from the smiling human that puppers is just pooped.
 zrj235: holy shit how is a floating torso carrying a dog?
 tib gubb: getting in touch with his inner pupper
 dobbiesdoogs: he ain't heavy, he's my pupper
 BlarfyB: Milo of Croton's greatnth grandson?
 bug: That's not how you walk a dog.
Image 219127   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
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 Quackzy: He said balancing that clock on his toe! Incredible
Image 219126   12-04-17   Uploaded by    champeen
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