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268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

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10. Annoying Vegan



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug



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PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (848 points)
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fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (775 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)


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 5. MrBoffo: 1842 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. poetrysucks: 1415 points
15. beyardo: 1389 points
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Score:
647
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Waiting For Doggot.
 PenguinBartender: "This is fine"
 dobbiesdoogs: that's a weird kangaroo
 tib gubb: hey hoo man, you gotta try this. feels amazing
 Murdertaco: That dog is happier than I've ever been.
Image 219128   12-04-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
577
 
 zrj235: dogs are actually a really important part of a bomb disposal squad.
 VeeKay: No legs guy and his pupper.
 Science: @Winterneuro: It's probably just training.
 Mr. Shine: Try not to think about where his dog junk is gently rubbing.
 Winterneuro: @bug maybe, but remember, we leave no soldier behind! Lets hope from the smiling human that puppers is just pooped.
 zrj235: holy shit how is a floating torso carrying a dog?
 tib gubb: getting in touch with his inner pupper
 dobbiesdoogs: he ain't heavy, he's my pupper
 BlarfyB: Milo of Croton's greatnth grandson?
 bug: That's not how you walk a dog.
Image 219127   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
413
 
 Quackzy: He said balancing that clock on his toe! Incredible
Image 219126   12-04-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
171
 
 Slickbrew: Run these through the blender again - third time's a charm.
 Winterneuro: I just do eyes! You want Mr. Tyrell.
 BlarfyB: Paging Hannibal Chew.
Image 219125   12-04-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
227
 
 Pop That Ponzi: Before and after BoFlex.
 BavidDowie: I do not like the Cube of Shame :(
 dobbiesdoogs: ur desires r now met
 BlarfyB: I prefer the Shame Spiral, myself.
 bug: Achievement Unlocked
Image 219124   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
160
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: In an attempt to remind Iowa is State more often than once every four years, local government officials have crafted the first ever State Shoe.
Image 219123   12-04-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
575
 
 tib gubb: well don't you just look friendly
Image 219122   12-04-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
336
 
 NFLitGirl: Can you direct me to the doo-dad aisle?
 BavidDowie: I need a whatsit and a couple jobbies, if'n ya have any left.
 Winterneuro: @Peter Pantsless nope. I go there first because theyre closest, but also most likely to not have what I need. Then i have to go to Home Depot.
 square44: sorry, we're fresh out of doohickeys
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, where do you keep the dammits and thing-a-ma-bobs?" "I'm sorry, sir, we don't carry those. Try Lowe's?"
Image 219121   12-04-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Image 219120 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by beefbeef. We'll pray for you, beefbeef.
Score:
309
 
 livelovebarf: Coal gas is an explosion risk.
 zrj235: @Ulillillia this is spelled too well to be from the WV DHHR.
 Murdertaco: I have been seeing these signs my while life and never once have I thought "I should show this to people on the internet."
 Ulillillia: Brought to you by the West Virginia Department of Health
 Mr. Whiskers: They mean people playing Minecraft
 BlarfyB: They might get brown lung.
Image 219119   12-04-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
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