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249642  Side Boob: Please teach your kids how properly to hold family pets!

249630  charlemagne: that is a lead collar though

249639  Air Biscuit: Futuristic zero-g sportsball goal?

249640  Air Biscuit: Time to hang em high dry

249591  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249638  Otterman: Don't judge us

249582  grizzly: How did he fuck up so much?

249636  Mr. Butt: @WTF Holy fuck, what's up with the tennis shoe collecting? I thought I was the only one who noticed that...

249608  WannaBee: He wants to find Nibbler.

249636  Passive: Can't imagine why the artist is single....

249633  Greek Fire: In nomine felis

249640  WTF: I thought they were designed to take one out of every three quarters.

249635  WTF: @VeeKay "Not so Fast, 3/4 Furious"

249636  WTF: Watching some of the people I work with, married life with no kids is go out to eat every night and buy multiple pairs of fancy tennis shoes.

249636  Side Boob: I guess three out of 4 isn't bad?

249479  Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020

249609  antipatterns: Those are great charging cables

249619  antipatterns: I think it's just bad lighting here guys c'mon now

249625  antipatterns: I bet that place has some damn good deals though

249635  Felicity: Hey Giorgy

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249591 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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Score:
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 redmonkey3: @a robot - 1245 and same
 a robot: It's only 10:30 in the morning but I'm already sure this is the best thing I will see all day
 Yurishiro: God bless the dog.
 Dresdenkeogh: That's a great job for a gigantic dog, and that's a gigantic dog doing a great job
 Dr Awkward: Check out my new subwoofers.
 BlarfyB: Double-barrelled borkflings.
Image 219015   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
225
 
 WTF: Buckets o' Doots
Image 219014   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
336
 
 Yurishiro: ...you you fucking fuck you you fucking fuck you you fucking fuck...
 tib gubb: perfect wedding dress
 Micro Jackson: A simple "I do" would suffice
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i say it to your face! fuck you you fuckin fuck!!! i hate the human race fuck you you fucking fuck!! toxic narcotic.
 Rev80: I wonder what the groom has written on his cummerbund?
 RiderFan: Lyrics from Strapping Young Lad's "You Suck".
 SharkysMachine: I have a large sticker on my motorbikes side case that says 'FYYFF'. Once. a little old lady asked me what it meant, I had to make up some 'foreign youth yearning for freedom' bit.
 a robot: Classy!
 Side Boob: Same
 Teh Simpson: Great to hear your voice again, Frank.
Image 219013   12-04-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
511
 
 Yurishiro: 'tis the season.
 tib gubb: too fucking accurate
 Micro Jackson: Yum yum
 Rev80: The Stomach Prince is the Reason for the Season
 Dr Awkward: Scientifically accurate.
 WTF: I prefer the Annual Gift Man who lives on the moon.
 skillet: This is what atheists actually believe.
 Dresdenkeogh: Knew it
Image 219012   12-04-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
466
 
 Micro Jackson: Slippery lil' bastard
 Yurishiro: Cat oil is not selling so well.
 Knice: Meowzola
 ineedhepl: That cat clearly has Wessonality - so why is she there?
 BlarfyB: No, you are supposed to use the Wesson.
 PenguinBartender: The last cat on the shelf always has something wrong with them. I mean, just look at that hating, vacant stare--whoops, no, that's just how cats look.
 sirgallium: this oil jug feels a little fuzzy
Image 219011   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
369
 
 GrannyM: Is this from oglaf?
 reply: Never half-kiss a frog prince.
 DarkTeddy: Dislocated shoulder man, watch out!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i told you im not into frogplay!!! toadplay is as far as i will go.
 Rev80: The guy in bed is just angry that Mr. Frogman didn't dry his hands after washing them..
 Yurishiro: The frog seems even more upset/surprised than the man sleeping in a chef costume.
 Sadbot: His PJs look like a chef's jacket
 Soaps Pierre: Capt. James T. Kirk's Dream No. 9.
 dorian: Mister Frogman, bring me a dream, make him the cutest, that I've ever seen...
 BlarfyB: Pepe??
 Scoo: There's something, uh, not quite right about that arm
 a robot: "HOOOYAAARRRGGHH! It's me, Frog-Man!"
Image 219010   12-04-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
249
 
 Mr Bleak: I want a truck load, and a ticket to a Bieber concert.
 cran vodka: @bad tony Or SLATER
 Rev80: @bad tony fuck Slayer I need AxCx
 snekeyes: Metalize me!
 Not A Bot: there's no fruit in his basket
 Peach: @minimum max Lack of fiber, probably.
Image 219009   12-04-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
367
 
 tib gubb: i swear to god, if i hear any more bitching about this kind of thing i am going to slap somebody
 Rev80: That's why I prefer to eat spaghetti
 Greifer: Yeah and the slice is cold and buggy
Image 219008   12-04-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
315
 
 VeeKay: When Picasso did that Simpsons show.
 Social Vegan: @sirgallium Yes. According to the season one DVD commentary, there was one animator who liked to do this thing, and everyone else found it gross, so they only let him do it once per episode, and eventually made him stop doing it
 Yurishiro: This homer is weird.
 sirgallium: is this an early simpsons
 Scoo: Your Marge looks sick
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
Image 219007   12-04-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
340
 
 Mexico: Pete is supported by the PTA and the teachers' union. Can you really trust him to hold the bowling ball?
Image 219006   12-04-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
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