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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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 poetrysucks: I like Cowboy Dentist there at 2:00. He vaguely reminds me of my late grandfather. The guy in the centre kind of looks like Jack Nicholson in the photo at the end of /The Shining/
 redbranch: Serving Canadians OH MY GOD ITS A COOKBOOK
 zrj235: Many things changed after the Great Canadian Break of 2217. After the dust settled, Emperor Timothy Horton III emerged as the de facto superpower of the region; though even to this day he must defend his empire against the encroachment of Donald the Clown.
 Derp Herpigan: Ehh, I'm not fond of eating Canadian. Got any processed American instead?
 Science: @Ulillillia: People in Canada are though
 Cami: Fast food chefs from far and wide Fearless men who grill and fry Men who make lunch in a snap These are the men of the blue wedge cap!
 duckfarts: that 'stache is bad news
 Ulillillia: Fortunately the people in their ads these days aren't so...monochromatic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WEbhgEFijg
 Peter Pantsless: Psh, there's that many in my town
Image 218927   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
749
 
 Uncle Larry: Transporter accident?
 Side Boob: I bet DD just carries that ID around.
 a robot: Well this is just great all around
 eider: Stupid sexy Mulder
 Spazstatic: I don't remember this episode.
 BlarfyB: Foxy and the Scullyettes.
Image 218926   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
663
 
 PushyWebsite: Looks like he kept his dress uniform from "Dune."
 zrj235: ...get the corgi cart or we'll be here all day.
 wolfpk: Her majesty's secret corgis.
 Annoying Vegan : The upper left one looks so content!
 a robot: I hope there are like 18 more dogs still to be unloaded from the plane :3
 Not A Bot: "This is the weirdest looking jelly" Mark thought to himself. "Wait, am I just high?"
 Bohab: An emergency supply of military grade corgis are flown in as a disaster relief effort
 duckfarts: ooooooh, they let the dogs out
 Ulillillia: Carry-on sized
 Knice: Its not safe; take these!
 tib gubb: now there's a presidential family i could get behind
 BlarfyB: Lizzie must be around somewhere close.
 sparename: Flight of the Chorgords
Image 218925   12-03-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
341
 
 skatermario: @my wheelhouse Its so youre not too surprised when you get a Kinder Surprise
 zrj235: we all do, kid. we all do.
 duckfarts: @westerner yes
 White Rice: @westerner could also be black-suit spider-man (when he had the symbiote, but it was still Parker under there, and not any of the various venoms there have been over the years)
 FabricMan: @my wheelhouse If you have to ask, you can't afford it. NOW BACK IN THE MINES!
 tib gubb: @my wheelhouse it's absurd, is what it is.
 Cami: Dolezal Jr?
Image 218924   12-03-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
491
 
 zrj235: more like digerreedont if you ask me
 Air Biscuit: We went for falk and i found a stick. Therefore, this is my walking stick.
 duckfarts: @tib gubb DIS MY STICK DIS MY STICK DIS STICK IS BANANAS A P P L E S
 tib gubb: dis my stick
 El hefe: Courtney Love's dog?
 dobbiesdoogs: can i keep it?
 BlarfyB: I got this.
Image 218923   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
508
 
 zrj235: *CLAP*
 zrj235: *CLAP*
 zrj235: *CLAP*
 zrj235: *CLAP*
 Greifer: Wir sind die Roboter
 Air Biscuit: New kompressor album looking good.
 duckfarts: 10 APPLAUSE / 20 GOTO 10
 XLY: sweet instagram switcherino
 Ulillillia: The @a robot Home Show
 Cami: Would you like more robo-cola?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: robosexuals.
 Derp Herpigan: BZZZT! IT IS A PARTY FOR @A ROBOT! BZZZZT! APPLAUSE!
Image 218922   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
306
 
 Supermansbrother: #218459
 sir toke a lot: @grizzly But does puppo know that?
 grizzly: @Robespierre this is a scrundle
 carpwoman: A small amount of weed placed on top of previously smoked weed in a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless hahaha I like that one
 Peter Pantsless: My Butt!
 WTF: Never on the first date.
Image 218921   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
171
 
 Warrax: Just fuck my shit all up. Thanks.
 ThatGuy: Taco Bell now offers SOMEthing with some fiber...
 Bohab: Outside the bun, not outside the box! Dammit greg!
 grizzly: Scrundle
 duckfarts: they're thinking out of the box
 WTF: It's like a Thurito... a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito.
 Prostata: the cardboard may be the best part of that
 Peter Pantsless: Who said they were out of ideas?
Image 218920   12-03-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
288
 
 potato: The dad from /The Brak Show/ gets a full-size body
 itskando: Wil Arnet
 Ulillillia: Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave was a remake of this little known movie
Image 218919   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
357
 
 DJSnoopMike: Calling it the Any Cab Co. is brilliant. That way when someone asks for any cab company, they get the fare. Its like those diabolical long distance services named I Dont Care and Whatever so that when you say that to the operator she has to connect you through them
 Air Biscuit: "What are you gonna do? Arrest me in the front seat?"
 ThatGuy: "To Ehh and Ehh..."
 duckfarts: a guy's gotta make ends meet
 El hefe: License plate reads "MULLET"
 tib gubb: the durham community starts merging government services in an effort to cut spending
Image 218918   12-03-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
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