Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



257749  Felicity: Do they come through the tubes?

257750  Felicity: My first thought was Rush Limbaugh

257820  tib gubb: very statuesque

257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Shay
5. VeeKay
6. Not A Bot
7. Amy Housewine
8. Knice
9. a robot
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 257414 (1453 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (1208 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (994 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (918 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (869 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (868 points)
god666 uploaded 257730 (864 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
watwatwat uploaded 257616 (836 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (834 points)
big butt bum uploaded 257613 (803 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 11159 points
 2. Laree: 6089 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3108 points
 4. Shay: 2999 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2843 points
 6. burritos: 2371 points
 7. Scoo: 2348 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 2088 points
 9. Mr. Shine: 1942 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. NotHuman: 1794 points
13. watwatwat: 1778 points
14. tess: 1728 points
15. rip odb: 1691 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Micro-Jackson.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 709
Registered users online in past hour: 1963

Average image score (last 24 hours): 343

Total number of comments: 1358235
Total number of images: 257799



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 127553
XP needed for green ranking: 40247
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
508
 
 zrj235: *CLAP*
 zrj235: *CLAP*
 zrj235: *CLAP*
 zrj235: *CLAP*
 Greifer: Wir sind die Roboter
 Air Biscuit: New kompressor album looking good.
 duckfarts: 10 APPLAUSE / 20 GOTO 10
 XLY: sweet instagram switcherino
 Ulillillia: The @a robot Home Show
 Cami: Would you like more robo-cola?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: robosexuals.
 Derp Herpigan: BZZZT! IT IS A PARTY FOR @A ROBOT! BZZZZT! APPLAUSE!
Image 218922   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
306
 
 Supermansbrother: #218459
 sir toke a lot: @grizzly But does puppo know that?
 grizzly: @Robespierre this is a scrundle
 carpwoman: A small amount of weed placed on top of previously smoked weed in a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless hahaha I like that one
 Peter Pantsless: My Butt!
 WTF: Never on the first date.
Image 218921   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
171
 
 Warrax: Just fuck my shit all up. Thanks.
 ThatGuy: Taco Bell now offers SOMEthing with some fiber...
 Bohab: Outside the bun, not outside the box! Dammit greg!
 grizzly: Scrundle
 duckfarts: they're thinking out of the box
 WTF: It's like a Thurito... a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito.
 Prostata: the cardboard may be the best part of that
 Peter Pantsless: Who said they were out of ideas?
Image 218920   12-03-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
288
 
 potato: The dad from /The Brak Show/ gets a full-size body
 itskando: Wil Arnet
 Ulillillia: Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave was a remake of this little known movie
Image 218919   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
357
 
 DJSnoopMike: Calling it the Any Cab Co. is brilliant. That way when someone asks for any cab company, they get the fare. Its like those diabolical long distance services named I Dont Care and Whatever so that when you say that to the operator she has to connect you through them
 Air Biscuit: "What are you gonna do? Arrest me in the front seat?"
 ThatGuy: "To Ehh and Ehh..."
 duckfarts: a guy's gotta make ends meet
 El hefe: License plate reads "MULLET"
 tib gubb: the durham community starts merging government services in an effort to cut spending
Image 218918   12-03-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
695
 
 carpwoman: Diving beetle larva (Dytiscidae sp.)I no longer have a scared.
 carpwoman: @Peter Pantsless - And long walks on the hairs in my ears.
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman His name is Phil and he enjoys playing acoustic guitar and pyrography
 carpwoman: @hat thrab - That's OK. I just want to know what it is.
 Side Boob: Where do we pinch it's nipples to make the starship go fast?
 raditzu: i'd still hit it... in the face. With a chair. While the house is on fire.
 hat thrab: @carpwoman It probably lives in your ears.
 carpwoman: What is it?
 duckfarts: HELLO, HUMAN. IS THIS WHERE THE ALL YOU CAN EAT SPAGHETTI DEAL IS LOCATED? I WISH TO PARTAKE
 Knice: GAAAAH!! fuckin thrabbed again... *angrily stabs Rad button*
 Cami: @Beeble You probably have already.
 Beeble: I'd eat it.
 BlarfyB: It is an ACK-ACK
Image 218917   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
916
 
 grimes: It would be cool if the cat wandered into his house and went to sleep, so he decided to adopt it
 Backhand: *(melt)*
 robford: Iron meow.
 Ulillillia: I Want Love
 tib gubb: robert meowney jr.
Image 218916   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
168
 
 NO JOKES: Didnt they eventually come to a compromise where the two people would be wrestling equally, instead of the white wrestler dominating the native wrestler? I vaguely remember that happening
 kornisjon: Rad, but not rad. And not an endorsement.
 Science: @entropy: Yeah, except is it a real thing, and not on a television comedy.
 addend: "...It is white and on my land".
 FabricMan: @BlarfyB They insist it was a friendly wrestling match
 ThoughtlessGentleman: its a grass baptism
 BlarfyB: @a robot And we'll throttle anyone who says we are!
 a robot: BUT WE'RE NOT RACIST
 tib gubb: stuff like this is how i know that americans have the moral high ground
Image 218915   12-03-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Image 218914 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigjim. Boo, bigjim.
Score:
574
 
 tib gubb: we can't stop here. this is cat country.
 Side Boob: Cool doggo
Image 218913   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Page 1 ... 3885 3886 3887 3888 3889 3890 3891 ... 25779 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.