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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.



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Score:
306
 
 Supermansbrother: #218459
 sir toke a lot: @grizzly But does puppo know that?
 grizzly: @Robespierre this is a scrundle
 carpwoman: A small amount of weed placed on top of previously smoked weed in a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless hahaha I like that one
 Peter Pantsless: My Butt!
 WTF: Never on the first date.
Image 218921   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
171
 
 Warrax: Just fuck my shit all up. Thanks.
 ThatGuy: Taco Bell now offers SOMEthing with some fiber...
 Bohab: Outside the bun, not outside the box! Dammit greg!
 grizzly: Scrundle
 duckfarts: they're thinking out of the box
 WTF: It's like a Thurito... a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito.
 Prostata: the cardboard may be the best part of that
 Peter Pantsless: Who said they were out of ideas?
Image 218920   12-03-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
288
 
 potato: The dad from /The Brak Show/ gets a full-size body
 itskando: Wil Arnet
 Ulillillia: Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave was a remake of this little known movie
Image 218919   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
357
 
 DJSnoopMike: Calling it the Any Cab Co. is brilliant. That way when someone asks for any cab company, they get the fare. Its like those diabolical long distance services named I Dont Care and Whatever so that when you say that to the operator she has to connect you through them
 Air Biscuit: "What are you gonna do? Arrest me in the front seat?"
 ThatGuy: "To Ehh and Ehh..."
 duckfarts: a guy's gotta make ends meet
 El hefe: License plate reads "MULLET"
 tib gubb: the durham community starts merging government services in an effort to cut spending
Image 218918   12-03-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
695
 
 carpwoman: Diving beetle larva (Dytiscidae sp.)I no longer have a scared.
 carpwoman: @Peter Pantsless - And long walks on the hairs in my ears.
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman His name is Phil and he enjoys playing acoustic guitar and pyrography
 carpwoman: @hat thrab - That's OK. I just want to know what it is.
 Side Boob: Where do we pinch it's nipples to make the starship go fast?
 raditzu: i'd still hit it... in the face. With a chair. While the house is on fire.
 hat thrab: @carpwoman It probably lives in your ears.
 carpwoman: What is it?
 duckfarts: HELLO, HUMAN. IS THIS WHERE THE ALL YOU CAN EAT SPAGHETTI DEAL IS LOCATED? I WISH TO PARTAKE
 Knice: GAAAAH!! fuckin thrabbed again... *angrily stabs Rad button*
 Cami: @Beeble You probably have already.
 Beeble: I'd eat it.
 BlarfyB: It is an ACK-ACK
Image 218917   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
916
 
 grimes: It would be cool if the cat wandered into his house and went to sleep, so he decided to adopt it
 Backhand: *(melt)*
 robford: Iron meow.
 Ulillillia: I Want Love
 tib gubb: robert meowney jr.
Image 218916   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
168
 
 NO JOKES: Didnt they eventually come to a compromise where the two people would be wrestling equally, instead of the white wrestler dominating the native wrestler? I vaguely remember that happening
 kornisjon: Rad, but not rad. And not an endorsement.
 Science: @entropy: Yeah, except is it a real thing, and not on a television comedy.
 addend: "...It is white and on my land".
 FabricMan: @BlarfyB They insist it was a friendly wrestling match
 ThoughtlessGentleman: its a grass baptism
 BlarfyB: @a robot And we'll throttle anyone who says we are!
 a robot: BUT WE'RE NOT RACIST
 tib gubb: stuff like this is how i know that americans have the moral high ground
Image 218915   12-03-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Image 218914 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigjim. We'll pray for you, bigjim.
Score:
574
 
 tib gubb: we can't stop here. this is cat country.
 Side Boob: Cool doggo
Image 218913   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1048
 
 dirtstick: That corn has bloody innards
 grandma: Stop feeding this cat please.
 raditzu: Not fat! Fluffy, for corn's sake!
 Cami: @Yam Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle...
 Prostata: hangin' out with his best pal
 Yam: If you want to save the planet, you gotta reschedule the Iowa caucuses
 Knice: Looks like I do have a 'spirit animal' after all! :-D
 Cami: Imma need some more butter.
Image 218912   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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