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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
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12. Mexico: 1557 points
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Score:
306
 
 Supermansbrother: #218459
 sir toke a lot: @grizzly But does puppo know that?
 grizzly: @Robespierre this is a scrundle
 carpwoman: A small amount of weed placed on top of previously smoked weed in a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless hahaha I like that one
 Peter Pantsless: My Butt!
 WTF: Never on the first date.
Image 218921   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
171
 
 Warrax: Just fuck my shit all up. Thanks.
 ThatGuy: Taco Bell now offers SOMEthing with some fiber...
 Bohab: Outside the bun, not outside the box! Dammit greg!
 grizzly: Scrundle
 duckfarts: they're thinking out of the box
 WTF: It's like a Thurito... a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito.
 Prostata: the cardboard may be the best part of that
 Peter Pantsless: Who said they were out of ideas?
Image 218920   12-03-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
288
 
 potato: The dad from /The Brak Show/ gets a full-size body
 itskando: Wil Arnet
 Ulillillia: Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave was a remake of this little known movie
Image 218919   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
357
 
 DJSnoopMike: Calling it the Any Cab Co. is brilliant. That way when someone asks for any cab company, they get the fare. Its like those diabolical long distance services named I Dont Care and Whatever so that when you say that to the operator she has to connect you through them
 Air Biscuit: "What are you gonna do? Arrest me in the front seat?"
 ThatGuy: "To Ehh and Ehh..."
 duckfarts: a guy's gotta make ends meet
 El hefe: License plate reads "MULLET"
 tib gubb: the durham community starts merging government services in an effort to cut spending
Image 218918   12-03-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
695
 
 carpwoman: Diving beetle larva (Dytiscidae sp.)I no longer have a scared.
 carpwoman: @Peter Pantsless - And long walks on the hairs in my ears.
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman His name is Phil and he enjoys playing acoustic guitar and pyrography
 carpwoman: @hat thrab - That's OK. I just want to know what it is.
 Side Boob: Where do we pinch it's nipples to make the starship go fast?
 raditzu: i'd still hit it... in the face. With a chair. While the house is on fire.
 hat thrab: @carpwoman It probably lives in your ears.
 carpwoman: What is it?
 duckfarts: HELLO, HUMAN. IS THIS WHERE THE ALL YOU CAN EAT SPAGHETTI DEAL IS LOCATED? I WISH TO PARTAKE
 Knice: GAAAAH!! fuckin thrabbed again... *angrily stabs Rad button*
 Cami: @Beeble You probably have already.
 Beeble: I'd eat it.
 BlarfyB: It is an ACK-ACK
Image 218917   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
916
 
 grimes: It would be cool if the cat wandered into his house and went to sleep, so he decided to adopt it
 Backhand: *(melt)*
 robford: Iron meow.
 Ulillillia: I Want Love
 tib gubb: robert meowney jr.
Image 218916   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
168
 
 NO JOKES: Didnt they eventually come to a compromise where the two people would be wrestling equally, instead of the white wrestler dominating the native wrestler? I vaguely remember that happening
 kornisjon: Rad, but not rad. And not an endorsement.
 Science: @entropy: Yeah, except is it a real thing, and not on a television comedy.
 addend: "...It is white and on my land".
 FabricMan: @BlarfyB They insist it was a friendly wrestling match
 ThoughtlessGentleman: its a grass baptism
 BlarfyB: @a robot And we'll throttle anyone who says we are!
 a robot: BUT WE'RE NOT RACIST
 tib gubb: stuff like this is how i know that americans have the moral high ground
Image 218915   12-03-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
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Score:
574
 
 tib gubb: we can't stop here. this is cat country.
 Side Boob: Cool doggo
Image 218913   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1048
 
 dirtstick: That corn has bloody innards
 grandma: Stop feeding this cat please.
 raditzu: Not fat! Fluffy, for corn's sake!
 Cami: @Yam Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle...
 Prostata: hangin' out with his best pal
 Yam: If you want to save the planet, you gotta reschedule the Iowa caucuses
 Knice: Looks like I do have a 'spirit animal' after all! :-D
 Cami: Imma need some more butter.
Image 218912   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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