Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

228419  VeeKay: An enema of the people.

228422  VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.

228427  VeeKay: @VeeKay Blasphemous enough bruh?

228427  VeeKay: Muhammad (may his name be praised) shown with his wife Khadijah; during a visitation from the Archangel Gabriel.

228525  Amy Housewine: LEEEEEROOOY JENKINS

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. VeeKay
5. Ulillillia
6. Teechur
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Aufziehvogel
9. glenalec
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

ping uploaded 228363 (1371 points)
Scoo uploaded 228064 (1313 points)
Scoo uploaded 228018 (1055 points)
Scoo uploaded 228074 (1040 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (1039 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (1020 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 16663 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Pizza.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 376
Registered users online in past hour: 1920

Average image score (last 24 hours): 362

Total number of comments: 1227436
Total number of images: 228511



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 104692
XP needed for green ranking: 40567
XP needed for yellow ranking: 3104

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
288
 
 Felicity: The dad from /The Brak Show/ gets a full-size body
 itskando: Wil Arnet
 Ulillillia: Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave was a remake of this little known movie
Image 218919   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
357
 
 Felicity: Calling it the Any Cab Co. is brilliant. That way when someone asks for any cab company, they get the fare. Its like those diabolical long distance services named I Dont Care and Whatever so that when you say that to the operator she has to connect you through them
 Air Biscuit: "What are you gonna do? Arrest me in the front seat?"
 ThatGuy: "To Ehh and Ehh..."
 duckfarts: a guy's gotta make ends meet
 El hefe: License plate reads "MULLET"
 tib gubb: the durham community starts merging government services in an effort to cut spending
Image 218918   12-03-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
695
 
 carpwoman: Diving beetle larva (Dytiscidae sp.)I no longer have a scared.
 carpwoman: @Peter Pantsless - And long walks on the hairs in my ears.
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman His name is Phil and he enjoys playing acoustic guitar and pyrography
 carpwoman: @hat thrab - That's OK. I just want to know what it is.
 Side Boob: Where do we pinch it's nipples to make the starship go fast?
 raditzu: i'd still hit it... in the face. With a chair. While the house is on fire.
 hat thrab: @carpwoman It probably lives in your ears.
 carpwoman: What is it?
 duckfarts: HELLO, HUMAN. IS THIS WHERE THE ALL YOU CAN EAT SPAGHETTI DEAL IS LOCATED? I WISH TO PARTAKE
 Knice: GAAAAH!! fuckin thrabbed again... *angrily stabs Rad button*
 Cami: @Beeble You probably have already.
 Beeble: I'd eat it.
 BlarfyB: It is an ACK-ACK
Image 218917   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
890
 
 Felicity: It would be cool if the cat wandered into his house and went to sleep, so he decided to adopt it
 Felicity: *(melt)*
 Yurishiro: Iron meow.
 Ulillillia: I Want Love
 tib gubb: robert meowney jr.
Image 218916   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
168
 
 Felicity: Didnt they eventually come to a compromise where the two people would be wrestling equally, instead of the white wrestler dominating the native wrestler? I vaguely remember that happening
 kornisjon: Rad, but not rad. And not an endorsement.
 Science: @entropy: Yeah, except is it a real thing, and not on a television comedy.
 addend: "...It is white and on my land".
 FabricMan: @BlarfyB They insist it was a friendly wrestling match
 ThoughtlessGentleman: its a grass baptism
 BlarfyB: @a robot And we'll throttle anyone who says we are!
 a robot: BUT WE'RE NOT RACIST
 tib gubb: stuff like this is how i know that americans have the moral high ground
Image 218915   12-03-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Image 218914 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigjim. You have brought shame on us, bigjim.
Score:
574
 
 tib gubb: we can't stop here. this is cat country.
 Side Boob: Cool doggo
Image 218913   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1048
 
 Felicity: That corn has bloody innards
 Yurishiro: Stop feeding this cat please.
 raditzu: Not fat! Fluffy, for corn's sake!
 Cami: @Yam Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle...
 Prostata: hangin' out with his best pal
 Yam: If you want to save the planet, you gotta reschedule the Iowa caucuses
 Knice: Looks like I do have a 'spirit animal' after all! :-D
 Cami: Imma need some more butter.
Image 218912   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
540
 
 Felicity: I drive a Honda, and there are always crows in my front yard. So I arrive home in a Honda, surrounded by crows
 Jeffrat: Is this from a Drew Friedman comic?
 raditzu: That makes perfect sense.
 ThatGuy: This famines the crows...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that is the finest way to arrive anywhere. ive been trying to get crows to ride in my ratty 4runner for years with no luck.
 Sage: Lucky bastard.
Image 218911   12-03-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
809
 
 Queen K: I really needed the healing power of this picture's cuteness
Image 218910   12-03-17   Uploaded by    logan
Page 1 ... 957 958 959 960 961 962 963 ... 22851 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.