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257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg



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 sparename: @Hosebag Toxocara Farms listen up! You now have me looking up nematodes and biological pest control but at least W*k*pedia isn't nagging for money today
 Hosebag: I literally have buckets of shit. 5 gallon plastic buckets of dog poop to be precise. I haven't found a market for it yet. FREE SHIPPING.
 BlarfyB: @Felicity Yes.
 Rembo Rompus: Are they saying childhood is shitty, or reaching adulthood is shitty?
 Teechur: Eggs of Things! That was one of my favorite books!
Image 218846   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 Whatever: This one simple trick makes dental hygienists get mad!
 Derp Herpigan: If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...
Image 218845   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
446
 
Image 218844   12-03-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
387
 
 wolfpk: This is 2P: pig and papillon
Image 218843   12-03-17   Uploaded by    penguinslovebananas
Score:
589
 
 ignatz: We're gonna need a bigger FONT!
 Ulillillia: Flavor crystals?!
Image 218842   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
338
 
 Entertainmentalist: @Cami In Boulder, CO, there was a porta potty peeper at a yoga camp. He was spotted and the police were summoned, but somehow, they were unable to catch the feces-covered man who leapt from the toilet and ran. I imagine them walking briskly after him, telling him to stop under their breaths. He was apprehended a day or two later in Vail. (This is not a photo of that incident.)
 Supermansbrother: This elevator doesn't go anywhere but the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.
 Cami: They may let him go just so he doesn't ride in their car.
 Cami: It's a funny story, officer...
 carpwoman: SHIT IT'S THE COPS!
 carpwoman: @Sandor - DUMB sir diving.
 White Rice: This is a toss up between Shitters full & What did you eat? (Id put quotes around those, but quotation marks & apostrophes havent worked for me for weeks)
 Hosebag: Sir, once again, that is not a Tardis.
 Whatever: Sir, we realize you're President Trump's pick to run the Money Laundering Department of the White house, but you must realize this is not proper Friday Casual attire...
 Sandor: Dump sir diving
 Hokie333: Buckets of Shit: What It's Like to Grow Up
 obboma: You came to the right neighborhood, bro!
 Ulillillia: @Spazstatic Turdis
 Spazstatic: It's bigger on the inside.
 Haute and sweaty: This gives the man hepatitis.
 Derp Herpigan: Bet it smells great in there.
 Knice: "It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting went... a little ka-ka."
 sparename: Portalooney..
Image 218841   12-03-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
173
 
 Coolguy: Oh dang! Patterns!
 Knice: OHMYGAWD!! *swats furiously at clothing*
Image 218840   12-03-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
176
 
 Quackzy: A picture very similar to this is in the treehouse in Adventure Time. TMYK
 a sedated moose: I laughed way too hard at this.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: why did the song lap dance is always better when the strippers cryin pop into my head when i saw this?
 becca: Where did you get this picture of me?
 Derp Herpigan: Knit me like one of your French girls, Jack.
Image 218839   12-03-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
322
 
 kornisjon: Should be Pepsies
 SpaceCow: They hunt the great white coke.
 Scoo: This reminds me of the evacuation scene from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
 BlarfyB: Thar she blows!
 sparename: " # I command your very souls you unbelievers, Bring before me what is mine, The seven seas of pastrami on rye.. # "
Image 218838   12-03-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
498
 
 FatTigerWoods: Happy investigation everyone!
 Not A Bot: Here I thought I had pressure to preform.
 Darmstadtium: Needs more orange
 BlarfyB: What is on Santa's list this year?
 Scoo: Ugly Christmas President
Image 218837   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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