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228515  Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.

228500  Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?

228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
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9. Side Boob
10. Aufziehvogel

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

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Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
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 1. Robespierre: 16663 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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 sparename: @Hosebag Toxocara Farms listen up! You now have me looking up nematodes and biological pest control but at least W*k*pedia isn't nagging for money today
 Hosebag: I literally have buckets of shit. 5 gallon plastic buckets of dog poop to be precise. I haven't found a market for it yet. FREE SHIPPING.
 BlarfyB: @Felicity Yes.
 Felicity: Are they saying childhood is shitty, or reaching adulthood is shitty?
 Teechur: Eggs of Things! That was one of my favorite books!
Image 218846   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Whatever: This one simple trick makes dental hygienists get mad!
 Derp Herpigan: If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...
Image 218845   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 218844   12-03-17   Uploaded by    petunias
 wolfpk: This is 2P: pig and papillon
Image 218843   12-03-17   Uploaded by    penguinslovebananas
 ignatz: We're gonna need a bigger FONT!
 Ulillillia: Flavor crystals?!
Image 218842   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 Entertainmentalist: @Cami In Boulder, CO, there was a porta potty peeper at a yoga camp. He was spotted and the police were summoned, but somehow, they were unable to catch the feces-covered man who leapt from the toilet and ran. I imagine them walking briskly after him, telling him to stop under their breaths. He was apprehended a day or two later in Vail. (This is not a photo of that incident.)
 Supermansbrother: This elevator doesn't go anywhere but the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.
 Cami: They may let him go just so he doesn't ride in their car.
 Cami: It's a funny story, officer...
 carpwoman: SHIT IT'S THE COPS!
 carpwoman: @Sandor - DUMB sir diving.
 White Rice: This is a toss up between Shitters full & What did you eat? (Id put quotes around those, but quotation marks & apostrophes havent worked for me for weeks)
 Hosebag: Sir, once again, that is not a Tardis.
 Whatever: Sir, we realize you're President Trump's pick to run the Money Laundering Department of the White house, but you must realize this is not proper Friday Casual attire...
 Sandor: Dump sir diving
 Hokie333: Buckets of Shit: What It's Like to Grow Up
 Aufziehvogel: You came to the right neighborhood, bro!
 Ulillillia: @Spazstatic Turdis
 Spazstatic: It's bigger on the inside.
 Haute and sweaty: This gives the man hepatitis.
 Derp Herpigan: Bet it smells great in there.
 Knice: "It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting went... a little ka-ka."
 sparename: Portalooney..
Image 218841   12-03-17   Uploaded by    eider
 Coolguy: Oh dang! Patterns!
 Knice: OHMYGAWD!! *swats furiously at clothing*
Image 218840   12-03-17   Uploaded by    maura
 Quackzy: A picture very similar to this is in the treehouse in Adventure Time. TMYK
 a sedated moose: I laughed way too hard at this.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: why did the song lap dance is always better when the strippers cryin pop into my head when i saw this?
 becca: Where did you get this picture of me?
 Derp Herpigan: Knit me like one of your French girls, Jack.
Image 218839   12-03-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 kornisjon: Should be Pepsies
 SpaceCow: They hunt the great white coke.
 Scoo: This reminds me of the evacuation scene from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
 BlarfyB: Thar she blows!
 sparename: " # I command your very souls you unbelievers, Bring before me what is mine, The seven seas of pastrami on rye.. # "
Image 218838   12-03-17   Uploaded by    eider
 FatTigerWoods: Happy investigation everyone!
 Not A Bot: Here I thought I had pressure to preform.
 Darmstadtium: Needs more orange
 BlarfyB: What is on Santa's list this year?
 Scoo: Ugly Christmas President
Image 218837   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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