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228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. Teechur
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Aufziehvogel
9. a robot
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...



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ping uploaded 228363 (1371 points)
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Scoo uploaded 228018 (1055 points)
Scoo uploaded 228074 (1040 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (1039 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (1020 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 16663 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
508
 
 Scoo: GET TO THE HYBRID BIODIESEL-ELECTRIC CHOPAH!
 WTF: "Come to me my jungle friends."
Image 218832   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
555
 
 zrj235: this shows an amazing level of dedication to... something.
 addend: (Lifts violin bow...)
 Supermansbrother: Handitaur?
 antipatterns: Islam is fucking cool
 Teechur: Mac Tonight should never have been updated.
 Amy Housewine: His name is Keith.
 Yam: Goodbye, moon men
 Joseph: The tag of your shirt is peeking out sir.
 WTF: He's been mooned
Image 218831   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
348
 
 zrj235: @Amy Housewine you've just got two 'alves of coconuts and yer bangin em together
 Amy Housewine: * Makes 'clip clop' noises *
 Knice: Practical solutions for everyday problems.
Image 218830   12-03-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
680
 
 zrj235: @Osiris salmonella be damned, i'd pet both of em
 FabricMan: I'm all right / don't nobody worry 'bout me
 Mr. Butt: @celtic It's best to get consent before petting the zookeepers.
Image 218829   12-03-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Image 218828 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rachel. Boo, rachel.
Score:
734
 
 Yurishiro: @WTF additional plot twist: "It"!!!
 Cami: As long as you don't turn into MY mother...
 Felicity: Take your heels off on the carpet. Someone just vacuumed there! And sit up straight!
 BlarfyB: Pleather Momma.
 Scoo: Leather Momma
 Yam: Your moms hot
 Prostata: MOM?!
 Aufziehvogel: [Glen Danzig Voice:] "MOTHER!"
 WTF: Plot twist: It's a man!
Image 218827   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
415
 
 fanny: someone please post the jesus dog ass
Image 218826   12-03-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
234
 
 Mr Bleak: I did call your mum. We had a great time.
 ignatz: They phone you up, your mum and dad..
 wolfpk: Ok #218827
 Felicity: As soon as her bondage session is over
 Yam: Ive turned into my mother!
 Aufziehvogel: [Glen Danzig Voice:] "MOTHER!"
 WaffleIron: YOUR MOM IS A NICE LADY.
Image 218825   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
279
 
 Felicity: Buh-yatto-yatta.com
 raditzu: ATOYOT
Image 218824   12-03-17   Uploaded by    SimonSaysGarfunkel
Score:
371
 
 glenalec: Bioshock
 SpaceCow: The after credits scene of The Birds ended up being cut.
 jazzjunkie: The Birds 2
 Amy Housewine: Big famous, even TV.
 Aufziehvogel: Mrs. Aufziehvogel
 San DoDo: Oh my..
 VoR: Pigeon brained was just an initial symptom
Image 218823   12-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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