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249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.



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11. Warrax: 1963 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
437
 
 San DoDo: @Cami what a mountain!
 Niels Bohr: Facit sejam
 Cami: @San DoDo On the right there's a puppy with a bow tie and on the left a barfing t-rex.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Orca-strated photo?
 San DoDo: I see a bears head in the mountain, maybe swimming
Image 218674   12-02-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
369
 
 Wooden Spoon: The band Party Baby's song Your Old Man, "I found a cop out by a trash can And his mustache man It tickled me all wrong".
 Fancy Clown: My friends are cops and we're all gay so done and done.
 redmonkey3: @AlexDeLarge - close enough
 redmonkey3: @Ulillillia - WINNING!
 redmonkey3: @Yam - loosen up...
 AlexDeLarge: Does fully automated luxury gay space communism fit the bill?
 Ulillillia: Instructions unclear: did more gay stuff with cops and fucked friends
 Yam: I dont really want to do either
Image 218673   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
499
 
 fanny: @Coolguy @Yam I'd definitely suggest watching Fire Walk With Me first... i wish i had rewatched the originals again but i was just too excited to start the new ones. I really enjoyed them.
 Hosebag: All kids love log!
 Felicity: I sure hope so
 Ulillillia: buttpeaks
 Yam: @Coolguy I didnt, I want to rewatch the original first, but I want her to watch with me. Also, Ive never seen Fire Walk With Me
 Coolguy: @Yam Did you see Twin Peaks: The Return? I thought it was Frustratingly brilliant.
 Yam: I need to find a way to convince my girlfriend to watch Twin Peaks. Im not one of those guys who thinks its amazing, but its pretty darn good!
 Greifer: said the log
 Skaalar: Lies.
Image 218672   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
792
 
 Sandor: The sadness has ended. That was quick.
Image 218671   12-02-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
612
 
 archanon: Mayfly, more like Doesfly.
 E. HONDA: east is relative
 carpwoman: @GTA VII - But they WILL show up on radar.
 Peach: Homo Sapien: [picture of me] ...Actually, this one is not at all misleading.
 Skaalar: @sorghum Its a mountain of survival abilities at least
 sparename: Bombay Duck is now from Mumbai. And isn't part of an aeroplane
 Hyphae: @bad tony close relative, but considered to be more closely related to antelope and cattle. ...or it's a member of a hipster indie folk band
Image 218670   12-02-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
489
 
 XLY: and here we'll put just a happy little ramp
 Not A Bot: Can't make it, time machine is not working.
 Peach: Oops, I badded. Will someone vote rad and put the universe in order? Ty.
 San DoDo: I am dead inside
Image 218669   12-02-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
367
 
 Felicity: Bwang
Image 218668   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
233
 
 Teechur: I never metacarpal I didn't like.
 Warrax: Great for sticking in someone else's face, apparently.
 jazzjunkie: I've seen this built into gloves; way less dorky looking, but it still looks seriously dorky nonetheless.
 Ulillillia: Kickstarter nonstarters
 Skaalar: Get ready for The Quickening.
 El hefe: Don't put it on the hand you wipe with
 square44: this is almost a good idea
Image 218667   12-02-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
327
 
 Mr Bleak: Not another "Ode to Joy" flashmob...
 Greek Fire: the band played on
Image 218666   12-02-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
264
 
 a robot: What the fuck is this shit
 a sedated moose: Mayor McCheese is ripped.
 Skaalar: Someone found my class photos. Oh noes.
Image 218665   12-02-17   Uploaded by    camellia
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