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272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 caitelyn: @Knice Came back and saw this by chance, which gives me the opportunity to ngive you another Plus for not wearing a clip-on:)
 hajjpodge: *Solid Snake voice* You're pretty good.
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Spinny Bits are WAY better than TangleFlops, StabbyKicks, and HineyBounces :-D
 White Rice: Dang, you kids with your fancy knife-shoes, dancing on that extra cold water. Nicely done.
 carpwoman: @Knice - The Packers shirt made me wonder. I didn't know they had ice in Virginia. Lol.
 a robot: @Knice You continue to be the raddest of the rad! :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Kick ass! The spinny bits are awesome. (Thats the technical term, right?)
 Side Boob: :toot:
 NoRagrets: Knice!
 Teechur: Congratulations! And good luck at nationals!
 jazzjunkie: I heartily approve of your musical selection :-D
 Knice: @carpwoman Near Richmond, VA for the last few years; before then, 16 years in WI, between Green Bay and Sheboygan. (SheVegas, if you're nasty :-P)
 grizzly: @Knice Rad indeed! Congrats!
 carpwoman: @Knice - Are you in MN or WI?
 Chocolate Pain: I clicked on your rad sticker too Just to be sure. Well done!
 carpwoman: This is so god damned awesome.
 Dr Awkward: @Knice At first, I thought your said "nationals in Paris" and I wasn't sure why it would be in France. Either way, way to kick ass in the real world as well as on the internets.
 fanny: well this is super RAD!! congrats!!
 joxxuh: I keep forgetting to press the RAD button, but came back this time..
 eumoria: Congrats! You guys are awesome :)
 Knice: I know this isn't the book of faces; but I'm so damned tickled I just had to share: We took (and passed) the first Pairs Freeskate Test this area's seen in about 15 years!! (Psst, that means we're qualified for Nationals in Pairs, y'all!) I have many excites :-) imgur.com/…
Image 218309   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Image 218308 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lemonator. You have brought shame on us, Lemonator.
Score:
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 Volwen: AKey47
 Sadbot: Finally, aside from my bumper stickers, my hats, my shirts, every conversation with me, my kids named Remington and Winchester, my key ring will now tell the world "I luv gunz"
 phailsauce: A to the motherf***n K homeboy, A to the motherf***n K!
 RiderFan: Tiny bangs from a smol shooter.
 Micro Jackson: Well, shoot!
 carpwoman: @iCEy - Cuz the torque will bend it and snap it in the lock on the third use.
 Teechur: That's a good way to get detained at the airport or expelled from school. Zero tolerance is just that (ridiculous at times.
Image 218307   11-30-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
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 XLY: you look so much hotter without your glasses
 a robot: Don't touch someone's glasses without their permission!!!!
 Shay: Whoops!
 tib gubb: i hate it when that happens
 Off Topic: No wonder Velma freaked out when she lost her glasses
 ratwa: This is fine.
 Micro Jackson: Its just a prototype.
 2Berries: Put your finger in my mouth, quick while i cant see!
Image 218306   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
197
 
 Niels Bohr: A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
 ThatGuy: I hope you didn't count them yet.
 Micro Jackson: See? Brown ones are less likely to crack!
 bag o bones: Eggland's best.
 fanny: well for christ's sake why did you put them all in one basket?!
 redmonkey3: Doggo to the rescue!
 Dr Awkward: "That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
 Knice: The good times are ova.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A stitch in time gathers no shepherd's warning
Image 218305   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
267
 
 wolfpk: Hobbits gone wild!
 jazzjunkie: To be fair, that eye shadow would look bad on *anyone*
 Micro Jackson: Full moon tonite?
 redmonkey3: Dionysus looking GOOD!
 Dr Awkward: This is what I imagine a succubus would look like
 Niels Bohr: The bar is getting ready to close.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Not quite sure which way these are going
Image 218304   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: So, heads or ... a plane, some sort of gun sights and a odd looking coin sort of thing? Your call.
 fishsoup: Good coin check
 Hungy Dingus: @Sadbot "#1 In Collateral Damage"
 Sadbot: @sumo "South American Social Democracy: Not On Our Watch"
Image 218303   11-30-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
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 Ulillillia: @cakefizzle It was "Dog Giveaway Night"
 Knice: Well, she is pretty cute...
Image 218302   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
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 wolfpk: Garfield wasn't created until 1978 (or there abouts), so this total bs
 Not A Bot: When your friend says you can wait in the car 'cause they'll "be right back"
 Micro Jackson: Nuthin but feet
 sparenamelaptopdied: And some people don't believe in evolution...
Image 218301   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
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 tib gubb: there's an option, if you don't want/can't afford a casket-dropping ceremony, that the coroner will have the body buried naked, and reuse the suit. poor people... amirite?
 jazzjunkie: Depending on what zombie mythos you use; this is true for a "Fido" situation, but not ones where only live people can be infected.
 cakefizzle: I'm going to be buried in rap clothes anyway, way more suited with zombie walk
 Dr Awkward: Wooo! Zombie Prom is going to be so much more rad than high school prom.
 Knice: @Emoji Awe yiss.
Image 218300   11-30-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
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