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258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

258696  Mr. Butt: Okay.

258648  Science: Yearbooks are a waste of money

258661  Science: @lecj07: That's not sweat...

258715  WannaBee: At my last job I was a baker at a chain grocery store. One day I got a call from a customer asking about cream pies. At first they were normal questions like how much and what flavors. Then they started asking me if I'd ever had a cream pie. I hung up.

258696  Science: The only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258704 WTF: "I really don't care, do u?"

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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 ignatz: @Knice Came back and saw this by chance, which gives me the opportunity to ngive you another Plus for not wearing a clip-on:)
 hajjpodge: *Solid Snake voice* You're pretty good.
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Spinny Bits are WAY better than TangleFlops, StabbyKicks, and HineyBounces :-D
 White Rice: Dang, you kids with your fancy knife-shoes, dancing on that extra cold water. Nicely done.
 carpwoman: @Knice - The Packers shirt made me wonder. I didn't know they had ice in Virginia. Lol.
 a robot: @Knice You continue to be the raddest of the rad! :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Kick ass! The spinny bits are awesome. (Thats the technical term, right?)
 Side Boob: :toot:
 NoRagrets: Knice!
 Teechur: Congratulations! And good luck at nationals!
 jazzjunkie: I heartily approve of your musical selection :-D
 Knice: @carpwoman Near Richmond, VA for the last few years; before then, 16 years in WI, between Green Bay and Sheboygan. (SheVegas, if you're nasty :-P)
 grizzly: @Knice Rad indeed! Congrats!
 carpwoman: @Knice - Are you in MN or WI?
 Chocolate Pain: I clicked on your rad sticker too Just to be sure. Well done!
 carpwoman: This is so god damned awesome.
 Dr Awkward: @Knice At first, I thought your said "nationals in Paris" and I wasn't sure why it would be in France. Either way, way to kick ass in the real world as well as on the internets.
 fanny: well this is super RAD!! congrats!!
 ignatz: I keep forgetting to press the RAD button, but came back this time..
 ignatz: Congrats! You guys are awesome :)
 Knice: I know this isn't the book of faces; but I'm so damned tickled I just had to share: We took (and passed) the first Pairs Freeskate Test this area's seen in about 15 years!! (Psst, that means we're qualified for Nationals in Pairs, y'all!) I have many excites :-) imgur.com/…
Image 218309   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Image 218308 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

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Score:
108
 
 Volwen: AKey47
 Sadbot: Finally, aside from my bumper stickers, my hats, my shirts, every conversation with me, my kids named Remington and Winchester, my key ring will now tell the world "I luv gunz"
 phailsauce: A to the motherf***n K homeboy, A to the motherf***n K!
 RiderFan: Tiny bangs from a smol shooter.
 Micro Jackson: Well, shoot!
 carpwoman: @iCEy - Cuz the torque will bend it and snap it in the lock on the third use.
 Teechur: That's a good way to get detained at the airport or expelled from school. Zero tolerance is just that (ridiculous at times.
Image 218307   11-30-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
610
 
 XLY: you look so much hotter without your glasses
 a robot: Don't touch someone's glasses without their permission!!!!
 Shay: Whoops!
 tib gubb: i hate it when that happens
 Off Topic: No wonder Velma freaked out when she lost her glasses
 ratwa: This is fine.
 Micro Jackson: Its just a prototype.
 2Berries: Put your finger in my mouth, quick while i cant see!
Image 218306   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
197
 
 Niels Bohr: A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
 ThatGuy: I hope you didn't count them yet.
 Micro Jackson: See? Brown ones are less likely to crack!
 bag o bones: Eggland's best.
 fanny: well for christ's sake why did you put them all in one basket?!
 redmonkey3: Doggo to the rescue!
 Dr Awkward: "That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
 Knice: The good times are ova.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A stitch in time gathers no shepherd's warning
Image 218305   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
267
 
 wolfpk: Hobbits gone wild!
 jazzjunkie: To be fair, that eye shadow would look bad on *anyone*
 Micro Jackson: Full moon tonite?
 redmonkey3: Dionysus looking GOOD!
 Dr Awkward: This is what I imagine a succubus would look like
 Niels Bohr: The bar is getting ready to close.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Not quite sure which way these are going
Image 218304   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
195
 
 Mr Bleak: So, heads or ... a plane, some sort of gun sights and a odd looking coin sort of thing? Your call.
 fishsoup: Good coin check
 antipatterns: @Sadbot "#1 In Collateral Damage"
 Sadbot: @sumo "South American Social Democracy: Not On Our Watch"
Image 218303   11-30-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
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 Ulillillia: @cakefizzle It was "Dog Giveaway Night"
 Knice: Well, she is pretty cute...
Image 218302   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
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 wolfpk: Garfield wasn't created until 1978 (or there abouts), so this total bs
 Not A Bot: When your friend says you can wait in the car 'cause they'll "be right back"
 Micro Jackson: Nuthin but feet
 sparenamelaptopdied: And some people don't believe in evolution...
Image 218301   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
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 tib gubb: there's an option, if you don't want/can't afford a casket-dropping ceremony, that the coroner will have the body buried naked, and reuse the suit. poor people... amirite?
 jazzjunkie: Depending on what zombie mythos you use; this is true for a "Fido" situation, but not ones where only live people can be infected.
 cakefizzle: I'm going to be buried in rap clothes anyway, way more suited with zombie walk
 Dr Awkward: Wooo! Zombie Prom is going to be so much more rad than high school prom.
 Knice: @Emoji Awe yiss.
Image 218300   11-30-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
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