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233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

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3. Yurishiro
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5. Felicity
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8. Dr Awkward
9. Side Boob
10. Scoo



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233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.



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Bro Bro uploaded 233511 (819 points)
Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
highdra uploaded 233672 (817 points)
barfolomew uploaded 233602 (811 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 233747 (805 points)
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piratepom uploaded 233855 (782 points)


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 3. Yurishiro: 5836 points
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 5. Mr. Shine: 3362 points
 6. barfolomew: 3015 points
 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2607 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2197 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
12. Skinr: 1787 points
13. VeeKay: 1769 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
15. Gomi Day: 1735 points
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Score:
339
 
 Big Beagler: @bad tony voted rad for this
 tib gubb: ennui is a sinister thing
 Felicity: Me currently: I miss being a teenager!
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus, dude, get a grip.
 Nope: Nihilism is boring
Image 218194   11-29-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
397
 
 Robespierre: Where will YOU be when The Wideness strikes?
 Side Boob: There's a glitch in the Matrix again.
 Felicity: The camera does add ten pounds
 Derp Herpigan: U ever been so mad you created a portal to a parallel dinension?
Image 218193   11-29-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
469
 
 square44: ooh, free bees
 Whatever: You could fix this problem with fire...
 funny in the wall: Assuming that these are bees and not wasps, of course @tib gubb @maura
 ThatGuy: Thinking about buying a car for my fiancee, girls like swarms of things right?
 bug: For more info, contact Nicholas Cage.
 tib gubb: especially now. swarms are very valuable, given the current state of the american bee population
Image 218192   11-29-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
326
 
 Robespierre: USS Zumba is totally RIPPED.
 Side Boob: @Whatever Captained by James Kirk!
 grizzly: I clicked bad. This ship gives me nightmares.
 glenalec: This game is too low-polygon for me
 Whatever: USS Zumwalt. A stealth ship that fires $600,000 dollar shells they kinda forgot to budget for
 DrinkMixMan: Which James Bond villain had this again?
 Yam: @Gluten Fee Naval engineers are biters
Image 218191   11-29-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
214
 
 raditzu: watch "Clerks 2" to learn more about the subject
 Felicity: Nice of them to include the alphabet in case we wanted to make a font
 DrinkMixMan: LOL the alphabet
 tokyopig: Sometimes in the heat of the moment it's ok to embroider wasted.
 Nope: pfft.. YOU don't
Image 218190   11-29-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
288
 
 Robespierre: Even now I am thrilling.
 Felicity: Assorted cheese hell...yes
 square44: join the Church of Hors D'vores or this will be your fate
 Suburbanmom: I never met a cheese I didn't like...Just ask my chins
 Ulillillia: Hell to the yes
Image 218189   11-29-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
782
 
 tib gubb: don't judge us!
 Robespierre: Giddyup.
 El Barto: @Ulillillia @flommmm 2 questions: is "beautiful people" a switcheroo? Same for "steeple"?
 Psymon: Onward, mighty steed!
 Derp Herpigan: I found it. Can we keeps it?
 Ulillillia: @flommmm It's all relative to the size of your steeple
Image 218188   11-29-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
287
 
 Robespierre: @Robespierre: "I came here for a good argument!" @cArdent: "No, you came here for an argument."
 cArdent: @Robespierre Why bother eating? You're just going to get hungry again.
 Robespierre: Why bother? It's just going to get dirty again.
 Warrax: Can't stop washing. Never feel clean. SO MUCH BLOOD.
 Psymon: Just detach it from the shirt first.
 BlarfyB: You're not the boss of me.
Image 218187   11-29-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
214
 
 Science: It's pronounced with a Umpty
 Yam: Is it time for the Humpty Dance already?
 anatolel: It's not a coincidence that Tupac is channelling the Black Panthers here.
 grizzly: @a robot Shock G!
 a robot: Guy in top left seems to be going for Wizard of Oz Scarecrow chic
 Ulillillia: Thug Life
Image 218186   11-29-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
166
 
 Prostata: "MY TURN, BITCH!"
 Joseph: It took years of training and I had to sell it to them well below market value. But it was totally worth it.
 BavidDowie: Erm, is it too late to return this new cologne?
 El hefe: Mr. Hands up! Don't shoot.
 FabricMan: Fuck tha police!
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend Einhorn?
 Nope: Ah the bobby knicked me bum!
Image 218185   11-29-17   Uploaded by    caesar
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