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249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Big Beagler: @bad tony voted rad for this
 tib gubb: ennui is a sinister thing
 Felicity: Me currently: I miss being a teenager!
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus, dude, get a grip.
 Nope: Nihilism is boring
Image 218194   11-29-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
 space: Where will YOU be when The Wideness strikes?
 Side Boob: There's a glitch in the Matrix again.
 Felicity: The camera does add ten pounds
 Derp Herpigan: U ever been so mad you created a portal to a parallel dinension?
Image 218193   11-29-17   Uploaded by    greg
 square44: ooh, free bees
 Whatever: You could fix this problem with fire...
 funny in the wall: Assuming that these are bees and not wasps, of course @tib gubb @maura
 ThatGuy: Thinking about buying a car for my fiancee, girls like swarms of things right?
 bug: For more info, contact Nicholas Cage.
 tib gubb: especially now. swarms are very valuable, given the current state of the american bee population
Image 218192   11-29-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 Gringos: USS Zumba is totally RIPPED.
 Side Boob: @Whatever Captained by James Kirk!
 grizzly: I clicked bad. This ship gives me nightmares.
 crappypants: This game is too low-polygon for me
 Whatever: USS Zumwalt. A stealth ship that fires $600,000 dollar shells they kinda forgot to budget for
 DrinkMixMan: Which James Bond villain had this again?
 Yam: @Gluten Fee Naval engineers are biters
Image 218191   11-29-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
 raditzu: watch "Clerks 2" to learn more about the subject
 Felicity: Nice of them to include the alphabet in case we wanted to make a font
 DrinkMixMan: LOL the alphabet
 tokyopig: Sometimes in the heat of the moment it's ok to embroider wasted.
 Nope: pfft.. YOU don't
Image 218190   11-29-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 time is wastin: Even now I am thrilling.
 Felicity: Assorted cheese hell...yes
 square44: join the Church of Hors D'vores or this will be your fate
 Suburbanmom: I never met a cheese I didn't like...Just ask my chins
 Ulillillia: Hell to the yes
Image 218189   11-29-17   Uploaded by    prospector
 tib gubb: don't judge us!
 duckybox: Giddyup.
 El Barto: @Ulillillia @flommmm 2 questions: is "beautiful people" a switcheroo? Same for "steeple"?
 Psymon: Onward, mighty steed!
 Derp Herpigan: I found it. Can we keeps it?
 Ulillillia: @flommmm It's all relative to the size of your steeple
Image 218188   11-29-17   Uploaded by    marxist
 Frum Temps: @Robespierre: "I came here for a good argument!" @cArdent: "No, you came here for an argument."
 cArdent: @Robespierre Why bother eating? You're just going to get hungry again.
 Magic Bullets: Why bother? It's just going to get dirty again.
 Warrax: Can't stop washing. Never feel clean. SO MUCH BLOOD.
 Psymon: Just detach it from the shirt first.
 BlarfyB: You're not the boss of me.
Image 218187   11-29-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
 Science: It's pronounced with a Umpty
 Yam: Is it time for the Humpty Dance already?
 anatolel: It's not a coincidence that Tupac is channelling the Black Panthers here.
 grizzly: @a robot Shock G!
 a robot: Guy in top left seems to be going for Wizard of Oz Scarecrow chic
 Ulillillia: Thug Life
Image 218186   11-29-17   Uploaded by    claphands
 Prostata: "MY TURN, BITCH!"
 Joseph: It took years of training and I had to sell it to them well below market value. But it was totally worth it.
 BavidDowie: Erm, is it too late to return this new cologne?
 El hefe: Mr. Hands up! Don't shoot.
 FabricMan: Fuck tha police!
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend Einhorn?
 Nope: Ah the bobby knicked me bum!
Image 218185   11-29-17   Uploaded by    caesar
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