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268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan



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wordjones uploaded 268273 (1005 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
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nuke em uploaded 268597 (816 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


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 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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 copunter: vvv ahaha @duckfarts RAD for the comment. I laughed so hard I almost duckfarted
 duckfarts: spot passed on the truck to get a car with a moonwoof HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFWDFWDFWDFWDFWDFWDFWDREREREREREREREREREREREREREREAMAZINGDOGJOKEYOUMUSTCLICKANDDOWNLOADFREESCREENSAVER
Image 218029   11-29-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
355
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a half pint glass, what did you expect?
 agentpaint: Whats the deal with the viscous black stuff
 grizzly: Knocked over all of the time.
 duckfarts: has half the calories of a regular beer
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm trying to cut back
 duckfarts: i wouldn't mind one of those glasses myself
Image 218028   11-29-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
330
 
 copunter: you'd write a lot more if you paced less
 duckfarts: STOP
 jazzjunkie: Stay a while, won't you?
Image 218027   11-29-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
206
 
 petepuma: ripple in the matrix
 duckfarts: looks like a firewall
 wolfpk: In case of fire, release Kool-aid Guy
 BlarfyB: @Gentleman Too soon!
Image 218026   11-29-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
271
 
 2Berries: Be prepared, be prepared,this lesson must be shared
 duckfarts: [farts professionally]
Image 218025   11-29-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
248
 
 XLY: I sea youuuu!!
 Janston: Yblbl mblnblblcs
Image 218024   11-29-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
204
 
 VeeKay: Medium chaos and bad chaos
Image 218023   11-29-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
338
 
 copunter: this guy puts the Au in Aum
 petepuma: kindly do the goldful
 VoR: Actual gold thread shirt. Btw
 duckfarts: @eider autoerotic asphyxiation strikes again
 eider: This guy was found dead not that long ago. You can probably guess why.
Image 218022   11-29-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
262
 
 fatman: The arch-nemesis of the "I Didn't Do It" boy.
 VeeKay: Trump's latest tweet. Reads "America fell into chaos, I did nothing but exacerbate the situation. Buy more guns!"
 sparenamelaptopdied: "..and I helped!"
 Bumbo Lungys: Lies.
 VoR: This apology rages the parent
 duckfarts: my autobiography
Image 218021   11-29-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
314
 
 why the long face: Lately Ive been finding I have to repeat everything to cashiers, in a slow, loud, patronising tone, like a racist explorer whose policy when dealing with natives who dont speak English is to shout at them in English, except that these cashiers do speak English, but wont snap out of it until you repeat yourself
 WotGives: Guy i used to with in customer service would routinely wear his "i can explain it to you, i cannot understand it for you" shirt to work. This only served to aggravate the incurably stupid.
 FabricMan: When you tell the customer 9 times that corporate policy won't allow you to help them, but they keep fighting back because they're not broken yet.
 eider: Maybe you're shit at explaining things
 addend: Scuse me, Imma split.
 duckfarts: maybe you should stop explaining after the 9th time
Image 218020   11-29-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
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