Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

272447  Teechur: Why don't I get invited to parties like this?

272448  Teechur: @Knice Odie, too.....

272441  Greifer: Kieth Herring

272449  Greifer: clickhead!

272434  Darmstadtium: Not fully crocheted Predator cosplay

272436  Darmstadtium: Aflac!

272441  Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

272450  tib gubb: this from a person who [probably] likes jrpg's

272460  Call Of Pooty: What's that round black thing on the beak?

272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

272303  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Do hedgehogs normally pop in your area?

272459  Wolfy21: Oh my God I want a pet smidge so bad, give him a good pet for me OP!!

272446  Psymon: It's a tragedy; he was yellow!

272448  Psymon: John I require lasagna

272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. addend
4. Not A Bot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Mad Collager
7. Teechur
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Spazstatic

The top ten most commented-on images today:

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
grizzly uploaded 272039 (1108 points)
Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1090 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (923 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (883 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (835 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 6596 points
 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Side Boob: 5175 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 4867 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 6. grizzly: 2304 points
 7. JollyWell: 2027 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1906 points
10. youshall: 1806 points
11. brutal: 1765 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1568 points
14. Snow Plow: 1519 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 874
Registered users online in past hour: 651

Average image score (last 24 hours): 314

Total number of comments: 1409153
Total number of images: 272429

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 141240
XP needed for green ranking: 38030
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Teechur: And a rad for Marvin the Martian, too! You're bringing her up with the classics, I see!
 beckybecky: Managed that under my own steam
 BlarfyB: @Knice Congrats to your daughter!
 Dominus Umbrae: Is that a chick magnet?
 Knice: #217132 :-D
Image 217183   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Knice
 westerner: Have you tried having empathy? I sometimes find that works
 Warrax: That's actually not bad. At least your first instinct isn't to immediately start talking about how much worse your day has been.
 mrmrmr: I always reply "Fantastic!"
 WaffleIron: Everyone is New York is having a horrible day.
 twitter: At least your face and hair are comforting to look at
 Snow Plow: Well that was dull
 horny horn: Generic comment
 when so: I'm really sorry to hear that.
 boomboomboom: Oh.
Image 217182   11-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 addend: "And on this side you'll notice the stainless steel refrigerator and dishwasher".
 gggina: @sirgallium Cooking stuff. Those fires would be going full blast and meat would be roasted on the hooks. The real question is why the hell is there eight goddam swords in that table.
 sirgallium: what are those hooks for
 Prostata: a table full of dongs?
Image 217181   11-24-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 georgerino: What? No buns?
 savvoy: Thissss... this is where the pinkies come from
 Not A Bot: What the hell is he cooking....?
 sundragon: When you try to roll out pastry evenly
 sparename: Got any anacondiments?
 BlarfyB: Wait, where's the button for 'Rabbit'?
Image 217180   11-24-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
 Mr Bleak: @VoR Where's Kickstart? I miss that dog.
 wolfpk: A real step up from your usual crap then.
 McMuff: Ogri proceeds to eat it while hitting a ton!
 Knice: Aw yiss.
Image 217179   11-24-17   Uploaded by    james
 Quackzy: Extra Fabulous Comics
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Fist in the air, in the land of hypocrisy"
Image 217178   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Prostata: He lived in that pineapple under the sea. Toxicology says he ODed on Crabby Patties, That's a boner-pill for alpacas
 sparenamelaptopdied: Freshwater kills the sea-sponge
 Unicorn: Looks like the opening scene in CSI..
Image 217177   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 BlarfyB: @AstoriaBum She's has worse.
 AstoriaBum: Bad day for Veruca Salt.
Image 217176   11-24-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
 Borb Prembus: Don't wire me in series like potato.
 FabricMan: GLaDOS grows stronger...
 ColdHotCool: Idaho Pile -1 had to be dismantled when the amount of energy released became unmanageable.
 Dr. Bathroom: Trying to get more eye-OPS, eh?
 BlarfyB: This drains the potato.
Image 217175   11-24-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 Jabberwikket: Yoga fox cares not for your mockery
 jazzjunkie: THBPBPTHPT!
 snipdawg: Bloopy McBloopface
Image 217174   11-24-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Page 1 ... 5522 5523 5524 5525 5526 5527 5528 ... 27242 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.