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273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272984 Micro Jackson: I could live here

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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 illBilliam: Dark Side of the Brew
Image 216862   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
216
 
 square44: Day 6: the snowpeople still don't suspect a thing
 Wooden Spoon: Frost-King and/or Frigidaire The Snow Man
Image 216861   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
189
 
 Not A Bot: Also, fun fact: there's enough E. coli in the normal human gut and rectum at all times to make that recent Chipotle scandal look like kid stuff, and it likes the urethra. Don't go sticking your wang up there without a hell of a lot of protection.
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Haute and sweaty: My dog tries to eat stuff like that without chewing it sometimes, then starts to choke. That said, I don't give her those any longer.
 Retromancer: Poison kills most stuff, actually. Thats kind of its job.
 Wooden Spoon: Did the dog eat the silicon packet? You know you're not supposed to. Seriously though I had a friend who lost a dog in 2005 from the Diamond Pet Foods contaminated dog food. Sad stuff.
Image 216860   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
290
 
 raditzu: "Thank You for Your hard work and dedication for Your country"
 Warrax: @Winterneuro Maybe with that particular weapon, but I guarantee you this behavior has been going on since the first sharpened stick.
 Winterneuro: To be fair., these guys are probably the first to do this.
 illBilliam: Precursor to the baby boom generation.
 DrinkMixMan: I've heard of nutshells, but this is ridiculous!
 BlarfyB: Pull the trigger and he'll get a blowjob he will never forget!
 Retromancer: This is my recoilless rifle, this is my gun.
 SharkysMachine: "instructions unclear..."
Image 216859   11-22-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
538
 
 WTF: Heartse
Image 216858   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
502
 
 kornisjon: Since the cat seems to enjoy this bed, I can only assume that it probably belongs to someone/thing else.
 addend: A landlubber, eh? You'll get used to it.
Image 216857   11-22-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
773
 
 BavidDowie: I don't remember this scene in Lion King
 copunter: dont. it freaks them out
Image 216856   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
620
 
 raditzu: we definitely should!
 hajjpodge: I thank alcohol every day.
 Wooden Spoon: @Not A Bot: see, now I figured this was a reference to the Simpsons Australia episode where Marge asks for coffee and the bartender keeps trying to give here beer, but with an Aggrogator twist. Then I read the name and have to assume this is just a random comment that happened to correspond. I think Not A Bot might be the spaceship's version of Cards Against Humanity.
 Not A Bot: ba-na-na - ap-ple
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Anime Burt Reynolds is right
 sparename: " # Thank f**k for ugly women, All the boilers, bags and trolls, Just so they could gerra shag they invented alcohol... # " - Macc Lads
 Mr. Butt: ...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 tib gubb: this guy gets it
Image 216855   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
202
 
 square44: @charlemagne you probably shouldn't eat it just in case
 charlemagne: if they bake you a cake after, you're not quitting right
 Wooden Spoon: I got a cake like this for a coworker after seeing one here years ago. Laughs we're shared by all.
 addend: Bile icing, what a nice touch.
 Popsicle Dream: Eat it strategically so it reads WE FAIL YOU
 sparenamelaptopdied: I'm happy to be dead to most of the people I ever met
 tib gubb: thanks mom and dad!
Image 216854   11-22-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
336
 
 charlemagne: @FabricMan give it twenty years more global warming and it will never will have been
 Haute and sweaty: Side effects include: Chronic fatigue, impotence, temporary blindness, permanent blindness, illiteracy, paralysis, and death. Contact your physician to find out if Sinkholvia is right for you.
 FabricMan: Florida: the state that should never have been
 tib gubb: that seems like a pretty serious problem
Image 216853   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
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