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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
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 illBilliam: Dark Side of the Brew
Image 216862   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
216
 
 square44: Day 6: the snowpeople still don't suspect a thing
 Wooden Spoon: Frost-King and/or Frigidaire The Snow Man
Image 216861   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
189
 
 Not A Bot: Also, fun fact: there's enough E. coli in the normal human gut and rectum at all times to make that recent Chipotle scandal look like kid stuff, and it likes the urethra. Don't go sticking your wang up there without a hell of a lot of protection.
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Haute and sweaty: My dog tries to eat stuff like that without chewing it sometimes, then starts to choke. That said, I don't give her those any longer.
 Retromancer: Poison kills most stuff, actually. Thats kind of its job.
 Wooden Spoon: Did the dog eat the silicon packet? You know you're not supposed to. Seriously though I had a friend who lost a dog in 2005 from the Diamond Pet Foods contaminated dog food. Sad stuff.
Image 216860   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
290
 
 raditzu: "Thank You for Your hard work and dedication for Your country"
 Warrax: @Winterneuro Maybe with that particular weapon, but I guarantee you this behavior has been going on since the first sharpened stick.
 Winterneuro: To be fair., these guys are probably the first to do this.
 illBilliam: Precursor to the baby boom generation.
 DrinkMixMan: I've heard of nutshells, but this is ridiculous!
 BlarfyB: Pull the trigger and he'll get a blowjob he will never forget!
 Retromancer: This is my recoilless rifle, this is my gun.
 SharkysMachine: "instructions unclear..."
Image 216859   11-22-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
538
 
 WTF: Heartse
Image 216858   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
502
 
 kornisjon: Since the cat seems to enjoy this bed, I can only assume that it probably belongs to someone/thing else.
 addend: A landlubber, eh? You'll get used to it.
Image 216857   11-22-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
773
 
 BavidDowie: I don't remember this scene in Lion King
 copunter: dont. it freaks them out
Image 216856   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
620
 
 raditzu: we definitely should!
 hajjpodge: I thank alcohol every day.
 Wooden Spoon: @Not A Bot: see, now I figured this was a reference to the Simpsons Australia episode where Marge asks for coffee and the bartender keeps trying to give here beer, but with an Aggrogator twist. Then I read the name and have to assume this is just a random comment that happened to correspond. I think Not A Bot might be the spaceship's version of Cards Against Humanity.
 Not A Bot: ba-na-na - ap-ple
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Anime Burt Reynolds is right
 sparename: " # Thank f**k for ugly women, All the boilers, bags and trolls, Just so they could gerra shag they invented alcohol... # " - Macc Lads
 Mr. Butt: ...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 tib gubb: this guy gets it
Image 216855   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
202
 
 square44: @charlemagne you probably shouldn't eat it just in case
 charlemagne: if they bake you a cake after, you're not quitting right
 Wooden Spoon: I got a cake like this for a coworker after seeing one here years ago. Laughs we're shared by all.
 addend: Bile icing, what a nice touch.
 Popsicle Dream: Eat it strategically so it reads WE FAIL YOU
 sparenamelaptopdied: I'm happy to be dead to most of the people I ever met
 tib gubb: thanks mom and dad!
Image 216854   11-22-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
336
 
 charlemagne: @FabricMan give it twenty years more global warming and it will never will have been
 Haute and sweaty: Side effects include: Chronic fatigue, impotence, temporary blindness, permanent blindness, illiteracy, paralysis, and death. Contact your physician to find out if Sinkholvia is right for you.
 FabricMan: Florida: the state that should never have been
 tib gubb: that seems like a pretty serious problem
Image 216853   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
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