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272466  Not A Bot: JJ's- America's favorite weed delivery service.

272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

272457  tib gubb: pfeh

272377  Science: Sorry - Jennifer Aniston still looks great.

272410  Science: @Fiveninety: It also often comes preinstalled, and most people don't know just to uninstall that trash. Antivirus in this day and age is pretty much worthless anyway.

272423  Science: This is fine.

272425  Science: Is seduction a crime?

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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 Not A Bot: Also, fun fact: there's enough E. coli in the normal human gut and rectum at all times to make that recent Chipotle scandal look like kid stuff, and it likes the urethra. Don't go sticking your wang up there without a hell of a lot of protection.
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Haute and sweaty: My dog tries to eat stuff like that without chewing it sometimes, then starts to choke. That said, I don't give her those any longer.
 Retromancer: Poison kills most stuff, actually. Thats kind of its job.
 Wooden Spoon: Did the dog eat the silicon packet? You know you're not supposed to. Seriously though I had a friend who lost a dog in 2005 from the Diamond Pet Foods contaminated dog food. Sad stuff.
Image 216860   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
290
 
 raditzu: "Thank You for Your hard work and dedication for Your country"
 Warrax: @Winterneuro Maybe with that particular weapon, but I guarantee you this behavior has been going on since the first sharpened stick.
 Winterneuro: To be fair., these guys are probably the first to do this.
 illBilliam: Precursor to the baby boom generation.
 DrinkMixMan: I've heard of nutshells, but this is ridiculous!
 BlarfyB: Pull the trigger and he'll get a blowjob he will never forget!
 Retromancer: This is my recoilless rifle, this is my gun.
 SharkysMachine: "instructions unclear..."
Image 216859   11-22-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
538
 
 WTF: Heartse
Image 216858   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
502
 
 kornisjon: Since the cat seems to enjoy this bed, I can only assume that it probably belongs to someone/thing else.
 addend: A landlubber, eh? You'll get used to it.
Image 216857   11-22-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
773
 
 BavidDowie: I don't remember this scene in Lion King
 copunter: dont. it freaks them out
Image 216856   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
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 raditzu: we definitely should!
 hajjpodge: I thank alcohol every day.
 Wooden Spoon: @Not A Bot: see, now I figured this was a reference to the Simpsons Australia episode where Marge asks for coffee and the bartender keeps trying to give here beer, but with an Aggrogator twist. Then I read the name and have to assume this is just a random comment that happened to correspond. I think Not A Bot might be the spaceship's version of Cards Against Humanity.
 Not A Bot: ba-na-na - ap-ple
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Anime Burt Reynolds is right
 sparename: " # Thank f**k for ugly women, All the boilers, bags and trolls, Just so they could gerra shag they invented alcohol... # " - Macc Lads
 Mr. Butt: ...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 tib gubb: this guy gets it
Image 216855   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
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 square44: @charlemagne you probably shouldn't eat it just in case
 charlemagne: if they bake you a cake after, you're not quitting right
 Wooden Spoon: I got a cake like this for a coworker after seeing one here years ago. Laughs we're shared by all.
 addend: Bile icing, what a nice touch.
 Popsicle Dream: Eat it strategically so it reads WE FAIL YOU
 sparenamelaptopdied: I'm happy to be dead to most of the people I ever met
 tib gubb: thanks mom and dad!
Image 216854   11-22-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
336
 
 charlemagne: @FabricMan give it twenty years more global warming and it will never will have been
 Haute and sweaty: Side effects include: Chronic fatigue, impotence, temporary blindness, permanent blindness, illiteracy, paralysis, and death. Contact your physician to find out if Sinkholvia is right for you.
 FabricMan: Florida: the state that should never have been
 tib gubb: that seems like a pretty serious problem
Image 216853   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
297
 
 sue: A paedant. Is that acceptable? As in juvenile pedant..
Image 216852   11-22-17   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
762
 
 Air Biscuit: @my wheelhouse on the internet, no one cal tell how far away yhe puppy is.
 BavidDowie: If other people make you yawn, it means you're not an alpha...or something.
 Wooden Spoon: And I-e-I-e-I will always love you!
 Teechur: @my wheelhouse Same!
Image 216851   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
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