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273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

273425  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273397  DrNinjaman: Infinity War deleted scene

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272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

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 Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.
 Rev80: Gives the phrase "Jack you up" a whole new meaning
 Hokie333: Found this on an AV Club article comments section. Someone there suggested that Jack McCoy's demeanor and antics made more sense if you imagined him taking a shot of scotch every moment he was off-camera.
 Side Boob: Brandon Bird is a national treasure
Image 216716   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Hokie333
Score:
431
 
 Greifer: @depression with her tounge way down his throat... anyone would have that look
 WTF: @Catcat I just read that line with an Irish accent
 Catcat: @hoobleton Who needs that "f" anyways.
Image 216715   11-22-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
305
 
 Greifer: it was a blaze
 danny: Also I remember this ad said something like America is ranked tenth in the nation in literacy which I assume has to be deliberate
 let it go: Just the thought of sex gives him phantom pains
Image 216714   11-22-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
196
 
 Greifer: she burns testicles
 Warrax: I hope she saves me from whatever I'm supposed to beware of.
 tib gubb: crazy lady alert!
Image 216713   11-22-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
421
 
 Mr Bleak: Nopunintendo.
 isosceleswaffle: Only a 20-gallon drum of dic?
 White Rice: @Ihminen yeah, but they make up for it with an original SNES, a PAL snes & a famicom (though the PAL SNES may be a super famicom)
 Rev80: You know a hardcore collector when you see a Magnavox Odyssey AND a Vectrex in the collection
 Ihminen: Top loader NES will never be as sexy as the original tho
 theaquaman: This is hurting my 80/90
 tib gubb: crazy manboy alert!
 Catcat: @White Rice must be a divorced mom's basement.
 White Rice: A neat little collection (and a virtual-boy, thats a rare find these days) but iIm uneasy seeing those rusty pipes up there.
 addend: *squints* Is that a Vectrex?
Image 216712   11-22-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
363
 
 TheFrogMan: @Mad Collager Agreed :-)
 Mad Collager: @Felicity This is true. However, don't fall into the trap of dismissing an entire genre just because it is sometimes done badly.
 Grandmaster Fat: @Mad Collager Some people are entranced by repetitive oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz music and some just find it more and more stressful until they just have to leave
 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!
 salmiakki: I like people, but doing things is not my strong suit
 werterland: Bedhorn
 tib gubb: i will always love Cathy.
 Catcat: @99.9 Percent have you tried therapy or drawing a comic about it?
 Catcat: @Brain Thoughts Drawing comics about depression is sure a sign of depression. There are a million of those out there.
Image 216711   11-22-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
323
 
 nlx27: DEVO store
 Ihminen: #110948 ah so that's where Chris and Neil found those
 PornoPedler: I like Oreo shakes
 Catcat: Has a realistic amount of shoppers for such a store.
 tib gubb: freakazoid's parlor?
Image 216710   11-22-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
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 Rev80: The live action version of Spongebob Squarepants is gonna suck
 sparenamelaptopdied: Arthur the Caterpillar grew up
 addend: Mmm... cinnamon rolls.
 tib gubb: definitely freakazoid
Image 216709   11-22-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Image 216708 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Beer 30. You have brought shame on us, Beer 30.
Score:
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 tib gubb: this is basically every EA ad blurb i've heard for the past 20 years
Image 216707   11-22-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
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