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258663  Robespierre: "Satan has left the building"

258337  Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "

258697  KingTrebek: Okay boy

258666  Robespierre: Lemmego

258668  Robespierre: Why bother? It would cost someone their livelihood.

258723  Prostata: yeah... good fuckin' luck with that

258719  Scoo: The boom mic suggests there's more too this

258672  Robespierre: But he DOES have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle ... sometimes.

258729  Solemn: -schlorp-

258337  Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258337  Science: Sorry about the mess.

258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

258692  Robespierre: "You're not terrierizing hard enough, son ... MORE MADNESS!"

258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

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258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258337 Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (826 points)
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Hyphae uploaded 258404 (773 points)
fink uploaded 258513 (762 points)
Bacon Train uploaded 258337 (754 points)
Bagels uploaded 258446 (752 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (750 points)
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10. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
11. potato: 1467 points
12. mackdaddy: 1450 points
13. logan: 1436 points
14. Clim Tinties: 1414 points
15. Amy Housewine: 1374 points
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 Catcat: I love that whoever made the collage didn't think it prudent to whack off the parts of the screenshot that included the phone stuff.
 Catcat: "Fuck your colorblindness" - Bob Ross
 ignatz: @antipatterns that's what the Internet's for..
 antipatterns: @ignatz I was never brave enough to criticize BR on the internet.
 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)
 Science: @ignatz: I don't know. Seemed appropriate to the particular style he was going for. Plus, he was offering instruction to the masses and couldn't go too crazy with advanced techniques and color theory.
 ignatz: .. but then I also thought he was German, cos I only ever saw him dubbed on German tv..
 ignatz: I always thought BR had a terrible colour sense.. but maybe that was just a part of his schtick..
 tib gubb: this guy was legit as heck
 UseYourName: So wholesome
 wolfpk: @Nope Except the fact that they are both dead.... That would be a bit weird.
 jazzjunkie: @Nope Bring along Levar Burton & Bill Nye, and you've got a PARTY
 Nope: Ever just want to hang out with Bob Ross and Fred Rogers? That would be nice.
Image 216681   11-21-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Image 216680 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain. You have brought shame on us, Brain.
 UseYourName: I feel bad for the drivers. Po' boys.
 DarkTeddy: This ruins Nas for me @glenalec
 Sandor: Guess they were sandwiched after the collision
 tib gubb: huh... i guess there is such a thing as a free lunch
 falling: @matos - Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I do diss a brie?
Image 216679   11-21-17   Uploaded by    namename
 Warrax: I'm a luxury...
 a robot: #143212
Image 216678   11-21-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 Ulillillia: No solid gold jet for him
 DarkTeddy: Why does he look like the guy who sleeps at my schools library
 WTF: Rad for Bernie
Image 216677   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
 Ulillillia: @Big Bong Theory That was his Big Dong Theory.
 DarkTeddy: Add a dong and it because an art piece
 Nope: @Big Bong Theory I think that's just architecture in general.. Everything is dongs.
 Dominus Umbrae: Reservoir tip
 Mr. Butt: Get 'em wet, Shaggy.
 Pingu IRL: Nice piercings!
Image 216676   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
 a robot: Haha kids are stupid.
 Mr. Butt: Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other.
Image 216675   11-21-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
 BlarfyB: @BFHoodrich Because in some (crazy?) parts of the country/world they seem to think iced tea is supposed to default to sweet. *shudder*
 BlarfyB: I pity the fool who doesn't drink this!
Image 216674   11-21-17   Uploaded by    grace
 DrinkMixMan: "Cool sticker" said nobody ever about these sorts of stickers
 werterland: I saw a PT Cruiser yesterday with a "Honk if you have to poop" bumper sticker on it lol
 RiderFan: Its not a chick-magnet, its a chuck magnet.
 canada: Cool hyphen instead of em-dash!--Nobody
 DrinkMixMan: Cool PT Cruiser! (There, now you can get rid of the stupid sticker.)
 kinggheedra: dude you bought it
Image 216673   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Dick Inspector: @zrj235 In German there is a saying that translates to "everything has an end, only the sausage has two"
 zrj235: @BlarfyB Not yet, I just wanted to plan this out because it seems like some serious business.
 BlarfyB: Neither - have you tasted that thing?
 zrj235: which end does it poop from?
 Pront Remp: Nothing better than a happy wiener.
Image 216672   11-21-17   Uploaded by    kristy
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