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273401  White Rice: Breakfast of champions.

273400  Urn BooUrn: Every floor RN has had this guy as a patient at some point.

273392  Not A Bot: Congrats on buying the gimmick wine, I guess

273311  werterland: @werterland I just spent an embarrassing amount of time on that because I've never actually posted to IG before lol. I hope it doesn't get rejected.

273349  SuedeOxford: @a robot Hawt

273352  SuedeOxford: @Sadbot try searching "Latina old grandad 2 shots" and see what comes up.

273357  SuedeOxford: @Yam It has since been recalibrated to accept any images which look like tiny hand sanitizer is about to unload on someone's head.

273399  Mr. Butt: I hate all of them.

273349  grizzly: Im a 34 year old dude and this still happens to me.

273351  grizzly: Pretty sure that's the idea.

273371  tomatosaws: i could watch someone friend to this.

273378  SuedeOxford: Continue the stack. Put your chin on her head.

273376  grizzly: What can brown do for you? What has brown done for me lately?

273378  BFHoodrich: So who's riding b-itch here?

273311  werterland: Screenshotting this so I can post it to my Instagram with my own same-but-worded-slightly-differently caption.

273402  Korrok: Korrok approves...

273362  lecj07: @Yam Yes indeed. There are theories that people hunted down meteorites for the valuable iron.

273391  lecj07: You interrupted the ritual you fool! Now she will jump to your body while you inhabit the rotting husk that was once her prison!

273396  lecj07: German kindergarten?

273397  lecj07: See this at my store all the time. Either dead, or someone got bored. Or Jay-zus was in the store today!

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1. ignatz
2. addend
3. tib gubb
4. Not A Bot
5. Air Biscuit
6. Teechur
7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. VoR
10. Sadbot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (743 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (735 points)
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desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (726 points)
night shift uploaded 272937 (721 points)


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 5. reagan: 1930 points
 6. Never AFK: 1775 points
 7. Mexico: 1724 points
 8. norgu5: 1699 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1633 points
10. deadwombat: 1616 points
11. shwoarty: 1547 points
12. daver: 1507 points
13. grimes: 1489 points
14. Shay: 1447 points
15. dangerkeith3000: 1433 points
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Score:
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 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied
 Not A Bot: no need to blame their farts on the dog this time
 sparenamelaptopdied: Mott's, no Hoople
 Lantry: Mott's go faster
 Lantry: Mott's-ly Crue
 Lantry: Mott's-ster mash
 Lantry: Mott's-arella
 Knice: Saucy!
Image 216629   11-21-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
257
 
 Grandmaster Fat: Perspective drawing is hard
 zrj235: We power this wall with triangles. Leave one here.
Image 216628   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
467
 
 El Barto: My new catchphrase!
 zrj235: @tib gubb yeah, i parsed this sentence as meaning "I AM OMNIPOTENT AND UNMOVING. YOU NEED BUT ASK FOR YOUR FAVOR, MORTAL"
 tib gubb: surprise twist - the snowman is classified as a cosmic horror
 Ulillillia: @trucker Me too, but I'd have to move from this spot.
Image 216627   11-21-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Image 216626 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. Boo, obboma.
Score:
144
 
 140bpm: I misread the calligraphy on the box as Ride the Bullet and thought this was going another way
 runny999: Milk chocolate contains high levels of casein, which is just about the only antidote for chili burn, so I guess if you lose this game help is at hand..
 Dan Tagonistic: I gave my brother this
 Ulillillia: @WTF Insanely hot pepper suppositories.
 WTF: Thank God. On first view I thought they were something else.
 tib gubb: when dealing with over-the-top spiciness, it's good to talk a big game
 Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.
 Knice: Chocolate and cayenne is a good combo, though.
Image 216625   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
364
 
 Science: ikea.jpg
 Fullhouse: Toblerone off-cuts
 DrinkMixMan: Orange you glad that's not your desk?
 charlemagne: much like the yo-yo, the terrys chocolate orange was originally conceived as a weapon
 sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."
Image 216624   11-21-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
282
 
 lizzz: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23
 SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.
Image 216623   11-21-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
511
 
 Knice: Jaunty!
Image 216622   11-21-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
805
 
 zrj235: Should have waited until you hit puberty to forsake mortality and assume Lichform. Now you stuck like that forever dude.
 SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.
 grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!
 Knice: Jaunty!
Image 216621   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Image 216620 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by thrilhouse. Your image was bad, thrilhouse.
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