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273403  depression: Queasy cheese.

273395  tib gubb: hey guess what - people wake up before noon

273400  tib gubb: commence the screaming!

273399  bug: Why is the guy on the left holding a lighter and why does he have two right hands?

273404  tib gubb: flip the tube and utilize gravity to enjoy your salty snack

273405  tib gubb: it's super cool when positive people cure your depression with a single comment. it's almost like depression shouldn't even be a thing in this wonderful world of ours.

273399  BavidDowie: The cheapest spa isn't always the best choice

273404  Littlecraftywolf: cant relate i always eat the entire tube in one sitting

273375  a robot: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

273380  a robot: That kitty has the most perfect little pink nose of all time :3

273393  a robot: Fuck off, Musky

273399  a robot: what the fuck

273403  a robot: Another fun night out with friends :)

273376  Teechur: How much multi-purposes?

273395  Teechur: Why not go to an Arby's, walk in, introduce yourself to people, and then you could get the names you desire in a mature, civilized manner.

273412  tacticaljay: Hope they catch the Lil Bitch

273401  White Rice: Breakfast of champions.

273400  Urn BooUrn: Every floor RN has had this guy as a patient at some point.

273392  Not A Bot: Congrats on buying the gimmick wine, I guess

273311  werterland: @werterland I just spent an embarrassing amount of time on that because I've never actually posted to IG before lol. I hope it doesn't get rejected.

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2. ignatz
3. tib gubb
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273352 SuedeOxford: @Sadbot try searching "Latina old grandad 2 shots" and see what comes up.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (743 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (735 points)
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desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (726 points)
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 6. Never AFK: 1775 points
 7. Mexico: 1724 points
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10. deadwombat: 1616 points
11. shwoarty: 1547 points
12. daver: 1535 points
13. grimes: 1515 points
14. Shay: 1447 points
15. dangerkeith3000: 1431 points
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Score:
805
 
 zrj235: Should have waited until you hit puberty to forsake mortality and assume Lichform. Now you stuck like that forever dude.
 SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.
 grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!
 Knice: Jaunty!
Image 216621   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Image 216620 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by thrilhouse. Your image was bad, thrilhouse.
Score:
386
 
 FatTigerWoods: As usual, I prefer the 'before' picture
 sparenamelaptopdied: Is it a Nairdale?
Image 216619   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
315
 
 Knice: @ignatz So long? :-D
 NoOneImportant: @Knice (removed my reply cos it was gross, but it was a Douglas Adams gag)
 zrj235: Yeah these were a great find. Parking lot dumpster outside of a nascar race. Best part is, I found a bag of oxys in one of the pockets.
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 216618   11-21-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
382
 
 jokertothethief: Pro tip: you can drink your own urine twice before it becomes dangerously toxic
 Fiveninety: when you really think about it, all water is reclaimed
 tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!
 Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D
 KnifeySpooney: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.
 Dr. Bathroom: It has nothing to do with the fact that the toilet may or may not contain shit and piss at any given time.
Image 216617   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
590
 
 White Rice: @ignatz much appreciated. It really is a neat little picture.
 dope: @White Rice Covered. Reminds me how lazy I am about hitting Rad/Bad..
 White Rice: Dang it, this is a pretty neat image, and I accidentally hit bad while scrolling down. I see no reason for this to be bad.
 zrj235: "Look out there. Look at what I've accomplished. This world belongs to me now. To bad you won't be around to see it." *music intensifies*
 zrj235: Sorta feels like the cutscene before a boss fight in Devil may Cry. *footsteps on marble floor* "Well well, I didn't think you were going to make it, Dante."
 courtney: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".
Image 216616   11-21-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
362
 
 Annoying Vegan : Shady AF
 Horp Lello: Demidog
 SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.
 iamthewalrus: Catherine was a right monster
Image 216615   11-21-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
338
 
 zrj235: this is a real animal. just think about that. right now, probably thousands of these things are eatin and fuckin and doin squid stuff down there in the abyss. think about it as you fall asleep, the darkness slowly overtaking you.
 Callahan: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!
 eradicator: Murder mask
 Dresdenkeogh: Why am I aroused.... WHY AM I AROUSED?!
Image 216614   11-21-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
318
 
 crunchymush: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.
 Mark As Read: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane
 wolfpk: By the looks of it, that landing will Hertz
 cran vodka: Nothing was "extreme" back in the '60s, @SpaceCow.
 obama: @Prostata I do! Straight into a white Bronco!
 SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?
 Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.
 Prostata: anyone else remember the hertz ads with OJ simpson flying feet first through the airport?
 grizzly: Ever flown into Providence?
 Dresdenkeogh: Enterprise tried dropping you out of the plane directly into the car from a mile up. Unfortunately it was next to the gator Petting zoo
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Hertz Puts You In the Driver's Seat - with a minimum of 4 blown lumbar discs.
Image 216613   11-21-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
204
 
 Science: Billy! Mandy!
 Ulillillia: I'd guess he smells like cats.
 Amiga 1000: Tbh death is the worst smell in the world
Image 216612   11-21-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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