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273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.
 Shorts Leng: @sparename Obscure Blondie reference FTW!
 Rent A Dog: Er, RAD?
 Zukero: Just tryin' to raise the heat!
 Shay: Universal sign for "Freebird".
 danny: This is house music dood.
 zrj235: Just make sure you bring the auxiliary hall pass back when you're done.
 sparename: "Fade Away...."
Image 216539   11-21-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
855
 
 zrj235: FUNDAMENTALS.
 claphands: Aw, look at those paws :-)
 fanny: it looks nice, i guess
 Pikachu: @midgetcastle yeah but what about the cat? you like the cat?
Image 216538   11-21-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
538
 
 zrj235: FUNDAMENTALS. ( + )
 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!
 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!
 androbot: @horny horn Vibeology?
 trucker: @winwolf Meh, how much did it get the other times?
 winwolf: @Robespierre @horny horn No! Don't ruin the mystery. OK, maybe a little bit. I mean, yeah, there is a lot going on here. This post should get 1000 RADs by my estimation.
 pusha p: Boy howdy, there sure is a lot goin' on here. A little context please. @horny horn, I'm talkin' to YOU.
 a sedated moose: @Shay my boss was already on the scene.
 winwolf: Russia or Pennsylvania?
 Shay: Lt. Frank Drebin: "Please disperse! Nothing to see here."
 Joseph: @minimum max It's pulling a wakeboarder so there's probably a Gopro running somewhere.
 sparename: "WHERE THE FUN NEVER STARTS..!"
 zrj235: WELL HELLO FOLKS WELCOME TO VILLAGE. MAKE YOURSELFS AT HOME. WEVE GOT A PACK ANIMAL. A DEAD GUY. AN AXE CHOPPER. GIRL IN SWIMCLOTHES. AN ATOMIC EXPLODE. AND I PLAY THE ACCORDIAN. MUCH WELCOME!!!
Image 216537   11-21-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 216536   11-21-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
54
 
 Whatever: @Cami It may be an infestation of sheep
 Cami: Big mice 'round these parts.
Image 216535   11-21-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
199
 
 SpaceCow: No begging ex-s to get back together!
 WTF: Watch the person lying down in bacon. If someone is begging near you, don't walk away.
 zrj235: CAUTION: IF YOU MEET SOMEONE AT THE POOL, DO NOT LET THEM REACH UP YOUR ASS, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY. DO NOT PANIC, EXIT THE AREA QUICKLY.
Image 216534   11-21-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
187
 
 MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.
 Stoner: Sleepy.
 WTF: "Timely"
Image 216533   11-21-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
315
 
 sparename: Are some of these actually upside-down cheesecakes? Is there such a thing?? I'm dribbling now..
 San DoDo: This pie chart shows the amount of pie. Thank you.
Image 216532   11-21-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
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 Python77: The only planet with beer, so far!
 myrealname: As opposed to the planets with entire atmospheres of alcohol
 midgetcastle: Says you.
Image 216531   11-21-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
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 BavidDowie: Much growl. Very Angery. Wow.
 xylophone: "And she was like arrrrr take out the trash arrrr!" "Ok dude but sheesh can you put away your dick thank you."
 Teechur: I smile at your raar.
 thrilhouse: Op, op op, oppa shiba style!
 ColdHotCool: Furry fury
 twitter: Watch out for the Tiger Style.
Image 216530   11-21-17   Uploaded by    cishet
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