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249442  jochenau: Canadian, Some. (2018). Animateds Anonymous: Alcoholism, existentialism, and humor in contemporary entertainment. Friendly Spaceship (2018:249442), ed. Nancy, Mascot, and Moon.

249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

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249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

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 Peter Pantsless: That moment when you don't get the joke
 Whatever: The moment you discover youre allergic to avocados
 duckfarts: that moment when the jury finds you not guilty of arson
 Nope: That moment when you see memes and real life and just feel lots of shame.
Image 216498   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
283
 
 Yurishiro: Yes no yes maybe no yes.
 Peter Pantsless: *giant explosion*
 duckfarts: PSYCH
Image 216497   11-20-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
358
 
 Yurishiro: Metal AF.
 duckfarts: i'm not sure what those are, but i'm pretty sure they're doin' it
Image 216496   11-20-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
176
 
 Jolly Well: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch
 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"
 Teechur: I always have a set of earplugs with me in my daily carry case (aka: pockets)
 jochenau: Someone's a widdle gwumpy because dey didn't get enough sweepy-weepy.
 apoxia: I would be thinking sleep apneoa, not sinuses.
 The Frito Bandito: The word "the" looks like "me" in this, which caused me to read it as though it was with an Irish accent. I think maybe it's better that way.
 duckfarts: well i suggest you book a trip to vietnam and bring a shovel and some chapstick
 duckfarts: how dare you do a thing you can't control
 Ulillillia: "Okay, I'll move, but first I've booked you a flight to Vietnam..."
Image 216495   11-20-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
230
 
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Father Goose: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Bro Bro: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: FISH!
Image 216494   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
204
 
 Yurishiro: The important thing is to love each other.
 Dresdenkeogh: I always took it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: Says you
 Nope: @Cami I like to rub some in my eye, build up a tolerance...
 Cami: Am I the only one who wipes it all over my lips?
Image 216493   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
194
 
 SharkysMachine: @trees GOOD GOD MAN, you can't leave us hanging!
 Peter Pantsless: Go on...I want to hear the rest of this
Image 216492   11-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
300
 
 Semaphore: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around
 Cami: Wordperfect in 1992 was my first WYSIWYG experience. I went from edlin to that!
 Vinochet: S P Q
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Brother word processor machine. It did word processing, printing, and, for some reason, Tetris
 Nope: I mean no, its Word. It's magic if things land on the same page.
Image 216491   11-20-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
473
 
 tib gubb: holy shit... how is this even legal?
 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?
 Amy Housewine: I ain't so big.
 duckfarts: KC Green is a national treasure
 illBilliam: *rocks back and forth*
 illBilliam: I am not owned I am not owned I am not owned
 Cami: Bazinga!
 Peter Pantsless: Feel the burn
 Ulillillia: My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
 Quackzy: Direct complaints to Gunshow comic, by KC Green
 Nope: Dang dude I aint got no shoulders.
Image 216490   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
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 Science: HAMSTER SLAM!!!
 Cami: @Ulillillia I worked in a few of them...settle for Belgian Frisss on Commercial?
 Amy Housewine: The hamster is really hoping to be picked for Sergeant Carver's basketball team.
 Whatever: Ive been to Amsterdam and the Hoover Dam behind the giant hampster, and frankly Amsterdam was the more interesting place
 Ulillillia: @Cami Not so many Dutch restaurants in Vansterdam. There are a whoooole lot of Asian restaurants, though.
 Cami: Vondelpark rocks! I also spent time in Vansterdam.
Image 216489   11-20-17   Uploaded by    wootman
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