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221345  BavidDowie: Chooby is just his nickname.

221373  kristy: Where did you get that cartoon? I recognize the style and really like them so if you could point me to the source of such awesomeness I would appreciate it, thanks!

221390  dobbiesdoogs: who is this man and what is the name of his song?

221358  BavidDowie: Nighty night!

221360  BavidDowie: this dessicates the fruit

221381  clayjar: FINALLY!

221386  angry: Nice, made my day!

221180  Cami: @kensin @Skaalar Do you want references? Because that's how you get references.

221368  Dr Awkward: You guys are really hamming it up.

221347  carpwoman: @ignatz - He's behind the tree.

221352  carpwoman: Yeah, just take that off.

221379  Side Boob: Are you gator bait? Only for the friendly spaceship, baby!

221386  topcity: What about Jurassic Parks and Rec

221359  carpwoman: As it melts away.

221305  trelyate: she was impregnated by a baguette?

221378  Prostata: yeah... i finally shaved the bush.

221330  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless this is us, waiting for spacelegs in Elite or Star Citizen to be finished.

221386  shadebane: Jurassic Clues

221340  trelyate: NO COMMENTING

221368  carpwoman: Nah, man, that's where she carries her bread, man.

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221165 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Same. I almost forgot that I told you guys about that Bubbles thing. I retroactively added some (+)'s myself. Thanks @Felicity! Although I think only @Knice remembers every image

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221357 Shay: If I had a choice between a brand spanking new iPhone/iPad or Apple II, I'm definitely picking Apple II.

221276 Shay: Just another day on the Metropolitan Transit Authority rail system.

221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221163 VeeKay: @carpwoman Maple trees!

221352 carpwoman: Yeah, just take that off.

221182 WetWilly: How does it feel? How does it feel motherfucker?

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?



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Score:
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 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch
 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"
 Teechur: I always have a set of earplugs with me in my daily carry case (aka: pockets)
 jochenau: Someone's a widdle gwumpy because dey didn't get enough sweepy-weepy.
 apoxia: I would be thinking sleep apneoa, not sinuses.
 The Frito Bandito: The word "the" looks like "me" in this, which caused me to read it as though it was with an Irish accent. I think maybe it's better that way.
 duckfarts: well i suggest you book a trip to vietnam and bring a shovel and some chapstick
 duckfarts: how dare you do a thing you can't control
 Ulillillia: "Okay, I'll move, but first I've booked you a flight to Vietnam..."
Image 216495   11-20-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
230
 
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: FISH!
Image 216494   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
204
 
 Yurishiro: The important thing is to love each other.
 Dresdenkeogh: I always took it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: Says you
 Nope: @Cami I like to rub some in my eye, build up a tolerance...
 Cami: Am I the only one who wipes it all over my lips?
Image 216493   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
194
 
 SharkysMachine: @trees GOOD GOD MAN, you can't leave us hanging!
 Peter Pantsless: Go on...I want to hear the rest of this
Image 216492   11-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
300
 
 Felicity: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around
 Cami: Wordperfect in 1992 was my first WYSIWYG experience. I went from edlin to that!
 Vinochet: S P Q
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Brother word processor machine. It did word processing, printing, and, for some reason, Tetris
 Nope: I mean no, its Word. It's magic if things land on the same page.
Image 216491   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
473
 
 tib gubb: holy shit... how is this even legal?
 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?
 Amy Housewine: I ain't so big.
 duckfarts: KC Green is a national treasure
 illBilliam: *rocks back and forth*
 illBilliam: I am not owned I am not owned I am not owned
 Cami: Bazinga!
 Peter Pantsless: Feel the burn
 Ulillillia: My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
 Quackzy: Direct complaints to Gunshow comic, by KC Green
 Nope: Dang dude I aint got no shoulders.
Image 216490   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
491
 
 Science: HAMSTER SLAM!!!
 Cami: @Ulillillia I worked in a few of them...settle for Belgian Frisss on Commercial?
 Amy Housewine: The hamster is really hoping to be picked for Sergeant Carver's basketball team.
 Whatever: Ive been to Amsterdam and the Hoover Dam behind the giant hampster, and frankly Amsterdam was the more interesting place
 Ulillillia: @Cami Not so many Dutch restaurants in Vansterdam. There are a whoooole lot of Asian restaurants, though.
 Cami: Vondelpark rocks! I also spent time in Vansterdam.
Image 216489   11-20-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
146
 
 duckfarts: what's up, chubby chris pratt
Image 216488   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
229
 
 BlarfyB: @jazzjunkie Or: Something has been left! It went right here!
 jazzjunkie: @Ulillillia Apostrophe's mean: "here come's an S!"
 Whatever: All right you convinced me to buy a soda from a store and risk having to talk to a real human being
 duckfarts: DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU BEING HONEST
 Ulillillia: Would steal because of grocer's apostrophe
 Nope: Our highschool used to have a vending machine that once you hit it in the second O of Coca Cola you had a 70/30 chance of getting like 6 other bottles. The admin staff were pissed but we played it off by saying that we never asked for the machines or advertising to be put in our schools so what if the machine "malfunctions" every once and a while they still ruined a place of learning by opening it up to advertising.
Image 216487   11-20-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
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 Felicity: /The Wrath of Khan/ would have been a very different movie if Khan had been dressed like this
 Yurishiro: Faaaabuloooouuuuus!!
 duckfarts: oh god, what have you done to his arm
Image 216486   11-20-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
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