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258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

258390  Side Boob: Sleep like an Egyptian.

258407  Side Boob: Where are my testicles, Summer?

258474  Scoo: # You gotta slap her gently #

258466  Sadpygmy: She does appear to have a leg up on me

258470  Not A Bot: THNX BABE NOW SeND SEXY HOT WAINSCOTTING PIC

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258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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Score:
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 Jolly Well: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch
 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"
 Teechur: I always have a set of earplugs with me in my daily carry case (aka: pockets)
 jochenau: Someone's a widdle gwumpy because dey didn't get enough sweepy-weepy.
 apoxia: I would be thinking sleep apneoa, not sinuses.
 The Frito Bandito: The word "the" looks like "me" in this, which caused me to read it as though it was with an Irish accent. I think maybe it's better that way.
 duckfarts: well i suggest you book a trip to vietnam and bring a shovel and some chapstick
 duckfarts: how dare you do a thing you can't control
 Ulillillia: "Okay, I'll move, but first I've booked you a flight to Vietnam..."
Image 216495   11-20-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
230
 
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Father Goose: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Bro Bro: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: FISH!
Image 216494   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
229
 
 Aaron Spacemuseum: The important thing is to love each other.
 Dresdenkeogh: I always took it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: Says you
 Nope: @Cami I like to rub some in my eye, build up a tolerance...
 Cami: Am I the only one who wipes it all over my lips?
Image 216493   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
194
 
 SharkysMachine: @trees GOOD GOD MAN, you can't leave us hanging!
 Peter Pantsless: Go on...I want to hear the rest of this
Image 216492   11-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
300
 
 Semaphore: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around
 Cami: Wordperfect in 1992 was my first WYSIWYG experience. I went from edlin to that!
 Vinochet: S P Q
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Brother word processor machine. It did word processing, printing, and, for some reason, Tetris
 Nope: I mean no, its Word. It's magic if things land on the same page.
Image 216491   11-20-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
473
 
 tib gubb: holy shit... how is this even legal?
 Pront Remp: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?
 Amy Housewine: I ain't so big.
 duckfarts: KC Green is a national treasure
 illBilliam: *rocks back and forth*
 illBilliam: I am not owned I am not owned I am not owned
 Cami: Bazinga!
 Peter Pantsless: Feel the burn
 Ulillillia: My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
 Quackzy: Direct complaints to Gunshow comic, by KC Green
 Nope: Dang dude I aint got no shoulders.
Image 216490   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
491
 
 Science: HAMSTER SLAM!!!
 Cami: @Ulillillia I worked in a few of them...settle for Belgian Frisss on Commercial?
 Amy Housewine: The hamster is really hoping to be picked for Sergeant Carver's basketball team.
 Whatever: Ive been to Amsterdam and the Hoover Dam behind the giant hampster, and frankly Amsterdam was the more interesting place
 Ulillillia: @Cami Not so many Dutch restaurants in Vansterdam. There are a whoooole lot of Asian restaurants, though.
 Cami: Vondelpark rocks! I also spent time in Vansterdam.
Image 216489   11-20-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
146
 
 duckfarts: what's up, chubby chris pratt
Image 216488   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
229
 
 BlarfyB: @jazzjunkie Or: Something has been left! It went right here!
 jazzjunkie: @Ulillillia Apostrophe's mean: "here come's an S!"
 Whatever: All right you convinced me to buy a soda from a store and risk having to talk to a real human being
 duckfarts: DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU BEING HONEST
 Ulillillia: Would steal because of grocer's apostrophe
 Nope: Our highschool used to have a vending machine that once you hit it in the second O of Coca Cola you had a 70/30 chance of getting like 6 other bottles. The admin staff were pissed but we played it off by saying that we never asked for the machines or advertising to be put in our schools so what if the machine "malfunctions" every once and a while they still ruined a place of learning by opening it up to advertising.
Image 216487   11-20-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
258
 
 professional: /The Wrath of Khan/ would have been a very different movie if Khan had been dressed like this
 Michael Tripe: Faaaabuloooouuuuus!!
 duckfarts: oh god, what have you done to his arm
Image 216486   11-20-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
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