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254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

254107  jochenau: When @a robot met @Annoying Vegan

254110  jochenau: Those twins are a crime documentary in the making.

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great



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 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Father Goose: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: @Felicity FISH!
 Bro Bro: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal
 duckfarts: FISH!
Image 216494   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
229
 
 Aaron Spacemuseum: The important thing is to love each other.
 Dresdenkeogh: I always took it as a compliment
 Peter Pantsless: Says you
 Nope: @Cami I like to rub some in my eye, build up a tolerance...
 Cami: Am I the only one who wipes it all over my lips?
Image 216493   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
194
 
 SharkysMachine: @trees GOOD GOD MAN, you can't leave us hanging!
 Peter Pantsless: Go on...I want to hear the rest of this
Image 216492   11-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
300
 
 Semaphore: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around
 Cami: Wordperfect in 1992 was my first WYSIWYG experience. I went from edlin to that!
 Vinochet: S P Q
 Peter Pantsless: I had an old Brother word processor machine. It did word processing, printing, and, for some reason, Tetris
 Nope: I mean no, its Word. It's magic if things land on the same page.
Image 216491   11-20-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
473
 
 tib gubb: holy shit... how is this even legal?
 Pront Remp: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?
 Amy Housewine: I ain't so big.
 duckfarts: KC Green is a national treasure
 illBilliam: *rocks back and forth*
 illBilliam: I am not owned I am not owned I am not owned
 Cami: Bazinga!
 Peter Pantsless: Feel the burn
 Ulillillia: My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
 Quackzy: Direct complaints to Gunshow comic, by KC Green
 Nope: Dang dude I aint got no shoulders.
Image 216490   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
491
 
 Science: HAMSTER SLAM!!!
 Cami: @Ulillillia I worked in a few of them...settle for Belgian Frisss on Commercial?
 Amy Housewine: The hamster is really hoping to be picked for Sergeant Carver's basketball team.
 Whatever: Ive been to Amsterdam and the Hoover Dam behind the giant hampster, and frankly Amsterdam was the more interesting place
 Ulillillia: @Cami Not so many Dutch restaurants in Vansterdam. There are a whoooole lot of Asian restaurants, though.
 Cami: Vondelpark rocks! I also spent time in Vansterdam.
Image 216489   11-20-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
146
 
 duckfarts: what's up, chubby chris pratt
Image 216488   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
229
 
 BlarfyB: @jazzjunkie Or: Something has been left! It went right here!
 jazzjunkie: @Ulillillia Apostrophe's mean: "here come's an S!"
 Whatever: All right you convinced me to buy a soda from a store and risk having to talk to a real human being
 duckfarts: DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU BEING HONEST
 Ulillillia: Would steal because of grocer's apostrophe
 Nope: Our highschool used to have a vending machine that once you hit it in the second O of Coca Cola you had a 70/30 chance of getting like 6 other bottles. The admin staff were pissed but we played it off by saying that we never asked for the machines or advertising to be put in our schools so what if the machine "malfunctions" every once and a while they still ruined a place of learning by opening it up to advertising.
Image 216487   11-20-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
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 professional: /The Wrath of Khan/ would have been a very different movie if Khan had been dressed like this
 Michael Tripe: Faaaabuloooouuuuus!!
 duckfarts: oh god, what have you done to his arm
Image 216486   11-20-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
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 HairyNips: No, you have to understand what you did.
 Whatever: Thats the kind of shirt my boss wants me to wear every day at work
 duckfarts: DON'T FUCK WITH MY GRANDMA
 piranharama: Okay
 dad: Its like some kind of reverse contest
Image 216485   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
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