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273349  SuedeOxford: @a robot Hawt

273352  SuedeOxford: @Sadbot try searching "Latina old grandad 2 shots" and see what comes up.

273357  SuedeOxford: @Yam It has since been recalibrated to accept any images which look like tiny hand sanitizer is about to unload on someone's head.

273399  Mr. Butt: I hate all of them.

273349  grizzly: Im a 34 year old dude and this still happens to me.

273351  grizzly: Pretty sure that's the idea.

273371  tomatosaws: i could watch someone friend to this.

273378  SuedeOxford: Continue the stack. Put your chin on her head.

273376  grizzly: What can brown do for you? What has brown done for me lately?

273378  BFHoodrich: So who's riding b-itch here?

273311  werterland: Screenshotting this so I can post it to my Instagram with my own same-but-worded-slightly-differently caption.

273402  Korrok: Korrok approves...

273362  lecj07: @Yam Yes indeed. There are theories that people hunted down meteorites for the valuable iron.

273391  lecj07: You interrupted the ritual you fool! Now she will jump to your body while you inhabit the rotting husk that was once her prison!

273396  lecj07: German kindergarten?

273397  lecj07: See this at my store all the time. Either dead, or someone got bored. Or Jay-zus was in the store today!

273402  Peter Pantsless: Oh, that internet, always doing...like, stuff, I guess

273391  Minnesotan: how I plan to die

273376  Annoying Vegan : How many rolls is this though?

273395  TurkeyVultureTed: Don't hate, Aggrogate!

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273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273255 LurkedMoar: Rats!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
473
 
 tib gubb: holy shit... how is this even legal?
 Pront Remp: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?
 Amy Housewine: I ain't so big.
 duckfarts: KC Green is a national treasure
 illBilliam: *rocks back and forth*
 illBilliam: I am not owned I am not owned I am not owned
 Cami: Bazinga!
 Peter Pantsless: Feel the burn
 Ulillillia: My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
 Quackzy: Direct complaints to Gunshow comic, by KC Green
 Nope: Dang dude I aint got no shoulders.
Image 216490   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
491
 
 Science: HAMSTER SLAM!!!
 Cami: @Ulillillia I worked in a few of them...settle for Belgian Frisss on Commercial?
 Amy Housewine: The hamster is really hoping to be picked for Sergeant Carver's basketball team.
 Whatever: Ive been to Amsterdam and the Hoover Dam behind the giant hampster, and frankly Amsterdam was the more interesting place
 Ulillillia: @Cami Not so many Dutch restaurants in Vansterdam. There are a whoooole lot of Asian restaurants, though.
 Cami: Vondelpark rocks! I also spent time in Vansterdam.
Image 216489   11-20-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
146
 
 duckfarts: what's up, chubby chris pratt
Image 216488   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
229
 
 BlarfyB: @jazzjunkie Or: Something has been left! It went right here!
 jazzjunkie: @Ulillillia Apostrophe's mean: "here come's an S!"
 Whatever: All right you convinced me to buy a soda from a store and risk having to talk to a real human being
 duckfarts: DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU BEING HONEST
 Ulillillia: Would steal because of grocer's apostrophe
 Nope: Our highschool used to have a vending machine that once you hit it in the second O of Coca Cola you had a 70/30 chance of getting like 6 other bottles. The admin staff were pissed but we played it off by saying that we never asked for the machines or advertising to be put in our schools so what if the machine "malfunctions" every once and a while they still ruined a place of learning by opening it up to advertising.
Image 216487   11-20-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
258
 
 professional: /The Wrath of Khan/ would have been a very different movie if Khan had been dressed like this
 Michael Tripe: Faaaabuloooouuuuus!!
 duckfarts: oh god, what have you done to his arm
Image 216486   11-20-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
407
 
 HairyNips: No, you have to understand what you did.
 Whatever: Thats the kind of shirt my boss wants me to wear every day at work
 duckfarts: DON'T FUCK WITH MY GRANDMA
 piranharama: Okay
 dad: Its like some kind of reverse contest
Image 216485   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
356
 
Image 216484   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
308
 
 raditzu: look two pictures above...
 Haute and sweaty: You are enjoying yourself. The television is improving your life. You want to consume more of our product. The television loves you, and is always here for you. That's entertainment.
 Skaalar: Maybe where you come from, pal.
Image 216483   11-20-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
206
 
 Whatever: Whats a Sumerian sky god doing in Canada?!?!
 dobbiesdoogs: parking in the rear
 Peter Pantsless: ...is my dancing name. My routine is not for the faint of heart
 Ulillillia: Susan Album Party
 Nope: Well atleast someone found it.
Image 216482   11-20-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
215
 
 tib gubb: "I think someone slipped something in my ketchup"
 hammy: With just the power of his mighty voice, Stanley could make the rest of the room go blurry
Image 216481   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
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