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257499  Yam: @Mr. Shine I had a pretty fun Santa Cruz before I got a more modern Blind. I think I still have the santa cruz in my dads garage...

257500  VeeKay: Maybe it's Tatooine.

257508  hajjpodge: No.

257493  Mr. Shine: At least you have the decency to admit it.

257508  VeeKay: "Florida".

257498  Mr. Shine: Such a polite fellow!

257499  Mr. Shine: @Yam mine was a valterra grip-stik, what was yours?

257504  VeeKay: @Mr. Shine No. Good job he's the regional manager's son.

257473  VeeKay: Ever killed anyone with a cricket bat? It's really easy.

257504  Mr. Shine: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.

257474  VeeKay: Purple Disco Machine

257481  Prostata: the BORKFast club

257493  VeeKay: Same

257494  VeeKay: I like them Porgs

257495  Prostata: just like grammar used to make

257497  Prostata: with big tasty black bars

257502  VeeKay: I shall call him snowball and I will love him and hug him and squeeze him

257504  VeeKay: Goddam it Grant! Again?

257495  grizzly: Would eat

257476  Shay: @Spazstatic Well here's a test if you truly are a fellow metalhead: Who is better, Lemmy or God?

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9. BavidDowie
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257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257232 Scoo: Nice abs

257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257234 Robespierre: Her Doc's Cherry Reds are cherry red

257476 Shay: @Spazstatic Well here's a test if you truly are a fellow metalhead: Who is better, Lemmy or God?

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!



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 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2411 points
 8. Side Boob: 2315 points
 9. Scoo: 2100 points
10. rip odb: 1999 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1975 points
12. CompletelyJoking: 1792 points
13. Sharkface: 1764 points
14. Hyphae: 1758 points
15. Prombom: 1757 points
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Score:
690
 
 Whatever: Darn those radioactive GMOs!
 Not A Bot: "You see a LEVEL 8 GOAT" the DM announces. "In the distance you hear-" "I'm gonna attack the goat" your Rogue interrupts. "Seriously?" the DM continues. "It's a goat. It's... totally, this isn't a magic goat or anything, it's just a goat-goat." The Rogue thought about it for a moment, and then rolled Intiative. "Yeah" he figured "But who knows what it's got on its loot table?"
 BavidDowie: meh. That's how Batcan sleeps!
Image 216477   11-20-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
221
 
 Surprising: Wrong.
 Whatever: A page from Roy Moores school
 duckfarts: @t48 Dick question.
 original og: This person graduated summa come laude
 t48: Trick question.
Image 216476   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
390
 
 raditzu: heavy breathing
 Commodore 64: The pool of oil seems legit.
 apoxia: Enjoy your early death!
 Whatever: Not enough meat!
 Hokie333: You know the delivery guy's taking too long when the pizza arrives with barnacles.
 duckfarts: MAXIMUM PEPPEROCITY ACHIEVED
 fanny: I tried to hit the play button :( I need to get off the internet
 WTF: Good God those look like ears.
 White Rice: Looks like a medium pizza, probably 4-5X pepperoni, each layer of pepperoni coating between $1-1.75 (more if they call this size a large, then at least $2/layer). However much the pizza cost, the toppings alone added another $5-9. Looks like about as much pepperoni as comes in a medium/large sized package you could get at the store, which costs $5-7. Unless they used some powerful coupons (or they werent charged for the extra toppings) the pizza place is probably doing fine.
 Nope: This is some lowkey Jigsaw shit... Eat this then you have to kill your friend for some tums or some shit.
Image 216475   11-20-17   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
435
 
 drilldo: He can, doesn't mean that he should.
 jazzjunkie: Classic Josh
 Nope: Listen, Josh has a lot on his plate right now.
Image 216474   11-20-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
476
 
 raditzu: seems legit.
 Whatever: Trumps clever solution to eliminate nickels
Image 216473   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
214
 
 Prostata: but it can help pay your tuition
 Vanna: Indeed it will earn you so much more that you won't even need a scholarship.
 White Rice: Funny thing, apparently there was an individual in the music business who did put together a scholarship where one had to submit a video of themselves twerking to be eligible. I dont know if this was true, or if its stillaround, but I definitely remember reading about it at one point 5-6 years ago.
 Gomi Day: YOU! GET BACK T'WERK!
 Nope: Says you!
Image 216472   11-20-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
397
 
 mark64: I'm disappointed that there's written other names and in cinemas blah blah instead of more matt damon.
 ignatz: I'm gonna Matt Damon the FUCK out if this
 Whatever: Still better than Justin Bieber
 ironmaiden: This reminds me of when Gerry Anderson tried to do anime-style puppets
 a sedated moose: MAAAAAATT DAAAAMONNNN
 El hefe: Nominated for a Film Actor's Guild award
 Teechur: We power this site with Matt Damons. Leave one here.
Image 216471   11-20-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
135
 
 Whatever: Nice to know theres a use for fractions in a digital world
 duckfarts: i'm down with those prices!
 Mr. Whiskers: @Alaskan I mean even more than your usual .33. I want my extra .00333333...
Image 216470   11-20-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
207
 
 raditzu: i love how this pink writing becomes red while scrolling the page...
 Not A Bot: Someone hates this movie. How many sisters does he have?
 Skaalar: B-Baka...
 Gomi Day: #204380 m.. me?
Image 216469   11-20-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
170
 
 chelseachels: And to this day, no one believed Dan's story that it was his dog that sent those harassing emails.
 savvoy: Sendin' some pmail
 Nope: This is how I post. I am a dog.
Image 216468   11-20-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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