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258719  Scoo: The boom mic suggests there's more too this

258672  Robespierre: But he DOES have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle ... sometimes.

258729  Solemn: -schlorp-

258337  Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258337  Science: Sorry about the mess.

258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

258692  Robespierre: "You're not terrierizing hard enough, son ... MORE MADNESS!"

258695  Robespierre: Keep calm and pangolin on

258424  Science: Glad to see Dangle got a job after the Reno incident

258706  Robespierre: Take my money, Todd Lawson! TAKE IT!!!

258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

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258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!
 Spazstatic: @Rev80 I like lima beans
 a sedated moose: Forget y'all; spam good.
 Hokie333: @Sadbot I'm surprised there isn't mayonnaise.
 Sadbot: You know it's a 60s recipe when it calls for pimento
 Hokie333: "...a little salt, sugar, lard." Salt and Lard. As if the Spam itself isn't already 20% sodium and 70% congealed axle grease.
 RiderFan: "Hits the spot!" What spot is that? The obvious rendered meat and weird after-taste spot?
 Air Biscuit: Ahhhhhhh....
 Rev80: You know that your product tastes horrible when lima beans are considered an improvement.
 Skaalar: Most certainly would yes please.
Image 216237   11-19-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
454
 
Image 216236   11-19-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
325
 
 wordjones: Wood'nt this splinter your rotors?
 Beef Supreme: Missing: the 10-inch C-clamp and a wire hanger for the caliper.
 Hokie333: "Organic" brake pads.
 sparename: Hopefully this is just to stop him losing his piston/getting air in the system/stretching the piston-boot while he waits for new pads... or it's a way of making fire. That disc is probably screwed now, anyway
 El hefe: When woodshop and auto shop have the same teacher
Image 216235   11-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
291
 
 savvoy: Ha ha, NPR, you fucked up
 FatTigerWoods: Oh is it now?
Image 216234   11-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
122
 
 Wooden Spoon: How'd he get the beans above the frank?
 Father Goose: Beware of the fabled blue balls killer.
Image 216233   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
119
 
 Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?
 Cami: Around my place Cinco de Mayo is called Saturday.
 sparename: I am a very bad person that only drinks Margaritas because someone else ordered them, didn't like them, then gave them to me.., even though I don't like them either but I drink them because I'm borderline alcoholic. Without borderlines
 Niels Bohr: Live every day like cinco de mayo.
 Ulillillia: Come on and slam, and welcome to GraphJam
Image 216232   11-19-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
380
 
 Mr Bleak: @zrj235 Spongebob Chickenpants!
 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"
 Prostata: Fish heads Fish heads eat them up YUM
 zrj235: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
 9mm: Smokin' Star-Gazey Turkey, Guy Fieri's Thanksgiving guilty pleasure.
 funny in the wall: Sol invictus mass @VeeKay
 Hokie333: "Dammit, now I gotta pee..."
 fanny: Happy thanksgiving!
 Psymon: Giving the Turfish a nice Menthol flavor
 Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer
 VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.
Image 216231   11-19-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
340
 
 agentpaint: @zrj235 Dang!
 zrj235: *obama puts on sunglasses* "Guess you got trumped bitch"
 zrj235: I've seen this movie, this is from the epilogue after the credits, when obama walks away from the crater where the white house used to be
 sassysass: Obamacadabra!
 Hokie333: @Yam We have a horse's ass in charge now, does that count?
 RiderFan: We miss you!
 Yam: Is your president a horse?
 El hefe: Those are my Chaos Emeralds!
 kornisjon: Thanks, Obama.
Image 216230   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
368
 
 Rev80: Apparently there are some people who really hate Saraswati Veena players
 Hokie333: "You should see the other guy..."
 VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.
Image 216229   11-19-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
184
 
 Queen K: I only read the first part and now the door won't open
 Wooden Spoon: @Rev80: now that you mention it, if these sign is in Florida it could case some senior citizen to aspirate his belt buckle
 trelyate: your loss
 Rev80: But they are already at my nips!?!?
 DrinkMixMan: Haha, jokes on you, I'm not wearing any
Image 216228   11-19-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
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