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272976  spacedawg: I heard that indicates a dietary deficiency, your dog probably needs more malt liquor or meth.

272978  ignatz: Yup, 'going Darth' is a sex thing..

272968  ignatz: PRESS ON RELENTLESSLY

272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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 agentpaint: @zrj235 Dang!
 zrj235: *obama puts on sunglasses* "Guess you got trumped bitch"
 zrj235: I've seen this movie, this is from the epilogue after the credits, when obama walks away from the crater where the white house used to be
 sassysass: Obamacadabra!
 Hokie333: @Yam We have a horse's ass in charge now, does that count?
 RiderFan: We miss you!
 Yam: Is your president a horse?
 El hefe: Those are my Chaos Emeralds!
 kornisjon: Thanks, Obama.
Image 216230   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
368
 
 Rev80: Apparently there are some people who really hate Saraswati Veena players
 Hokie333: "You should see the other guy..."
 Morpen Lungus: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.
Image 216229   11-19-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
184
 
 Queen K: I only read the first part and now the door won't open
 Wooden Spoon: @Rev80: now that you mention it, if these sign is in Florida it could case some senior citizen to aspirate his belt buckle
 trelyate: your loss
 Rev80: But they are already at my nips!?!?
 DrinkMixMan: Haha, jokes on you, I'm not wearing any
Image 216228   11-19-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
166
 
 El hefe: Obviously not Axl Rose's house
 Ulillillia: @The Dog Dies The bubbles make me sneeze.
Image 216227   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
281
 
 snipdawg: Are you a hawk or a dove?
Image 216226   11-19-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
556
 
 digabigpig: It's gonna be real awkward when they find cat hair between your pubic hair.
 celebgate: Panty stuffer
 Skaalar: I dont have a cat amymore, and I really miss stuff like this. Just a curious little creature trying to figure you out and get back scratches in the meantime.
Image 216225   11-19-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
199
 
 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...
 Cami: ROCKET! ... *snoring*
 angry: They wish.
 gulpeg: War is hell...of a fun!
 Air Biscuit: Navy still did it better.
 Side Boob: Dick jokes are as eternal as the tides
 DrinkMixMan: There you are, war in a nutshell
 ThatGuy: War never changes.
 Mark As Read: Now with free military funeral!
Image 216224   11-19-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
70
 
 Butcherboy: Wheres that darn hippocampus
 Niels Bohr: My mousetrap-bird-naked lady lobe it on the fritz. I call that lobe snazzy mcgee
Image 216223   11-19-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
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 cj22: Watermelon's nemesis, waterlemon!
 bromide: Gin and fevertree Mediterranean tonic, yes pls
 fanny: thanks pinterest?
Image 216222   11-19-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
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 copunter: when a person ceases to spend time outside of their fursuit, we in the community refur to this as going Full Mascot
 Air Biscuit: Why are you still surprised?
 Shay: Furries are really just people bored out of their minds.
 Skaalar: Jason is just trying to acclimate a new cat, stop judgin
 Ulillillia: JASON IS NICE.
Image 216221   11-19-17   Uploaded by    maura
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