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257503  WTF: Is your girlfriend a shoe?

257509  Butcherboy: I think your olive oil has gone bad

257496  VeeKay: @VeeKay Stop trying to undermine me.

257508  Mr. Shine: Ugh. Can we not?!

257496  VeeKay: @VeeKay Dude, the Vatican isn't in the EU, doesn't meet the criteria.

257496  VeeKay: No. The EU is an enemy of the United States and you should cower in terror in case they gets ya.

257499  Yam: @Mr. Shine I had a pretty fun Santa Cruz before I got a more modern Blind. I think I still have the santa cruz in my dads garage...

257500  VeeKay: Maybe it's Tatooine.

257508  hajjpodge: No.

257493  Mr. Shine: At least you have the decency to admit it.

257508  VeeKay: "Florida".

257498  Mr. Shine: Such a polite fellow!

257499  Mr. Shine: @Yam mine was a valterra grip-stik, what was yours?

257504  VeeKay: @Mr. Shine No. Good job he's the regional manager's son.

257473  VeeKay: Ever killed anyone with a cricket bat? It's really easy.

257504  Mr. Shine: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.

257474  VeeKay: Purple Disco Machine

257481  Prostata: the BORKFast club

257493  VeeKay: Same

257494  VeeKay: I like them Porgs

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. tib gubb
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Scoo
7. Not A Bot
8. Amy Housewine
9. Yam
10. BavidDowie



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257234 Robespierre: Her Doc's Cherry Reds are cherry red

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong

257476 Shay: @Spazstatic Well here's a test if you truly are a fellow metalhead: Who is better, Lemmy or God?

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257232 Scoo: Nice abs



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1205 points)
dragon horn uploaded 257014 (933 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
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Vanna uploaded 257094 (844 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (822 points)
McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
Gazden uploaded 256988 (787 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (784 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (771 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (739 points)
Laree uploaded 257199 (736 points)
clayjar uploaded 257114 (730 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (730 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 12149 points
 2. Laree: 7092 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3569 points
 4. Shay: 2701 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2475 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2411 points
 8. Side Boob: 2315 points
 9. Scoo: 2100 points
10. rip odb: 1999 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1975 points
12. CompletelyJoking: 1792 points
13. Sharkface: 1764 points
14. Hyphae: 1758 points
15. Prombom: 1757 points
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Score:
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 Prombom: I made you a mix tape but I ate it.
 Mr Bleak: Carefully now - get those ends out of his mouth and hope it's one loop. If it's two ends, get him to the vet ASAP: that stuff can cut his intestines or get tangled and that's seriously dangerous. Sorry to be boring, but CATS ARE NICE.
 Rev80: Oh noes! My funny Seinfeld parody answering machine message was on that tape!
 Teechur: They like tinsel, too, but it almost killed my friend's cat.
 addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.
 raditzu: he realized with the first fart how big mistake he has done...
 Ulillillia: How to confuse a millenial cat.
Image 216123   11-18-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
388
 
 Nope: Close enough
Image 216122   11-18-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
478
 
 Niels Bohr: When you accidentally open your rear camera.
Image 216121   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
542
 
 Rev80: It's gonna be YUGE!
 Sadbot: @tess There's a good Stewart-era Daily Show bit along these lines with one of the correspondents saying "it's dark where I am, where has the sun gone!?"
Image 216120   11-18-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
366
 
 mrwiffler: Vlad the Lemur.
 apoxia: That is one unhappy and unhealthy looking lemur.
 addend: "Call me King Julien again. I dare you."
 cArdent: A-a-angry lemurs...
 jazzjunkie: This little guy is one botched lab experiment away from menacing the Justice Friends
 Ulillillia: Zoboomafoo is displeased.
Image 216119   11-18-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
235
 
 Rev80: The analog version of the game Defender.
 xylophone: The Adamski Chart.
Image 216118   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
446
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 216117   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
367
 
 addend: (Crosses out "toler". Adds "h".)
 Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.
 WaffleIron: I tolerate you wearing your sneakers in the living room.
Image 216116   11-18-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
660
 
 addend: Tropical dinosaurs must've looked fabulous.
 BlarfyB: Now kiss!
Image 216115   11-18-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
527
 
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Mastadog
 Dr Awkward: Bully mammoth?
Image 216114   11-18-17   Uploaded by    edvard
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