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262731  a robot: @tib gubb youtu.be/…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.



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Score:
433
 
 DOW: iThanks!
 Teechur: @Mr. Whiskers Lo note' yo, tambie'n.
 Mr. Whiskers: Love the Latino-friendly upside-down exclamation point.
 winwolf: I think we know how you'll be celebrating and we appreciate your business.
Image 216007   11-18-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
471
 
 Mr. Whiskers: All this Nope-on-Nope crime has got to stop!
 sirgallium: damn nature you scary
 Derp Herpigan: He was Batman!
 conner: Nope on a Rope
Image 216006   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
29
 
 VoR: Snow white in eternal damnation for the murder of 7 dwarfs I assume.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: lose weight quickly in the fires of hell they said its easy and painless they said.
Image 216005   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
406
 
 Mr. Shine: *beats on doors in frantic attempt to get in*
 Mr. Whiskers: Dammit! They stole my adult film stage name!
 sirgallium: best chambers ever
Image 216004   11-18-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
674
 
 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"
 trelyate: after this, can we go to the bacon chambers?
 Hosebag: @Yam I can't tell you how many times I've yelled that in project meetings.
 Mr. Whiskers: @pirate MoTown grilly is back again...
 Mr. Whiskers: Are they related?
 funny in the wall: Gorka
 sirgallium: master gave Dobby a sock!
 Yam: YOU RUINS IT! FILTHY HOBBITSES!
 Hyphae: @dingding wasn't it the crossover episode with Trailer Park Boys?
 Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.
Image 216003   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
259
 
 Knice: For your EXTRA BIG-ASS TACO
Image 216002   11-18-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
443
 
 Quackzy: Anthony Clark sits in a blazing inferno saying to himself "eh two more months"@Hyphae
 Hyphae: It's shenanigans like this that keep Nedroid from updating more often
 Michael Tripe: This is fine.
Image 216001   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
545
 
 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.
 Teechur: I have a flashlight on my key ring that gets used daily. I'll have to start carrying a headlamp now. Because I want to be THAT Dad.
 Air Biscuit: No one else does this? Just me?
 Hyphae: @Capital I, as well. This method seems highly adaptable to all situations: the grocery store, the middle school musical, chaperoning the prom, weddings... any and all @Chinese Buffet situations, as they arise
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets dimly lit store, not fun store. Damn autocorrect
 NoRagrets: @sports its a smelly store that sells clothing and they have a really fun store as far as lighting. I think its so you wont see the price tags.
 Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.
Image 216000   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
515
 
 Flarmie: @VoR Hollister. She couldn't see what she was buying.
 VoR: Sweet. Where are they selling them?
Image 215999   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
190
 
 Vorm Gongo: I'm getting mixed signals here!
 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind
 Mr. Whiskers: Shroedingers Traffic Light
 ThoughtlessGentleman: needs a little duct tape.
 Air Biscuit: Aww man, tempus fugit is gonna make alfred crash mr waynes car again.
 funy speling: Traffic trollight
 Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..
Image 215998   11-18-17   Uploaded by    skittles
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