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273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..



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Score:
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 DOW: iThanks!
 Teechur: @Mr. Whiskers Lo note' yo, tambie'n.
 Mr. Whiskers: Love the Latino-friendly upside-down exclamation point.
 winwolf: I think we know how you'll be celebrating and we appreciate your business.
Image 216007   11-18-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
471
 
 Mr. Whiskers: All this Nope-on-Nope crime has got to stop!
 sirgallium: damn nature you scary
 Derp Herpigan: He was Batman!
 conner: Nope on a Rope
Image 216006   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
29
 
 prius: Snow white in eternal damnation for the murder of 7 dwarfs I assume.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: lose weight quickly in the fires of hell they said its easy and painless they said.
Image 216005   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
406
 
 Mr. Shine: *beats on doors in frantic attempt to get in*
 Mr. Whiskers: Dammit! They stole my adult film stage name!
 sirgallium: best chambers ever
Image 216004   11-18-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
674
 
 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"
 trelyate: after this, can we go to the bacon chambers?
 Hosebag: @Yam I can't tell you how many times I've yelled that in project meetings.
 Mr. Whiskers: @pirate MoTown grilly is back again...
 Mr. Whiskers: Are they related?
 funny in the wall: Gorka
 sirgallium: master gave Dobby a sock!
 Yam: YOU RUINS IT! FILTHY HOBBITSES!
 Hyphae: @dingding wasn't it the crossover episode with Trailer Park Boys?
 Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.
Image 216003   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
259
 
 Knice: For your EXTRA BIG-ASS TACO
Image 216002   11-18-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
443
 
 Quackzy: Anthony Clark sits in a blazing inferno saying to himself "eh two more months"@Hyphae
 Hyphae: It's shenanigans like this that keep Nedroid from updating more often
 Michael Tripe: This is fine.
Image 216001   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
545
 
 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.
 Teechur: I have a flashlight on my key ring that gets used daily. I'll have to start carrying a headlamp now. Because I want to be THAT Dad.
 Air Biscuit: No one else does this? Just me?
 Hyphae: @Capital I, as well. This method seems highly adaptable to all situations: the grocery store, the middle school musical, chaperoning the prom, weddings... any and all @Chinese Buffet situations, as they arise
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets dimly lit store, not fun store. Damn autocorrect
 NoRagrets: @sports its a smelly store that sells clothing and they have a really fun store as far as lighting. I think its so you wont see the price tags.
 Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.
Image 216000   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
515
 
 Flarmie: @VoR Hollister. She couldn't see what she was buying.
 space: Sweet. Where are they selling them?
Image 215999   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
190
 
 Vorm Gongo: I'm getting mixed signals here!
 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind
 Mr. Whiskers: Shroedingers Traffic Light
 ThoughtlessGentleman: needs a little duct tape.
 Air Biscuit: Aww man, tempus fugit is gonna make alfred crash mr waynes car again.
 funy speling: Traffic trollight
 Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..
Image 215998   11-18-17   Uploaded by    skittles
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