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272886  tib gubb: beware - don't you dare tickle this tummy

272886  Scoo: Camouflage level: low

272887  Scoo: Camouflage level: high

272892  generic: As an englishman this bothers the shit out of me. Tipping should be for good service, irrespective of the class of restaurant, not an obligation to pay the staff's wages

272884  Shay: Barq's has bite.

272804  a robot: The dog does seem to be representing Gryffindor, but the cats are like an amalgamation of the remaining three houses' colors

272824  a robot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow BANANA CAT

272827  a robot: @fanny That's cause they're 40% dehydrated potato flakes and 60% sawdust from the factory floor

272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

272882  Mr. Butt: This kid looks 8 years old.

272871  Dr Awkward: @fanny I dont know that band

272875  Not A Bot: NOW KITH

272854  a robot: It's like Rainbow Road only steel

272868  a robot: That sure is someone's kitchen all right

272662  crazymothaofa: To Pimp a Butterfly

272809  UnknownSample: Damn you, human brain; seeing faces everywhere.

272879  wolfpk: This cat would make a good Bond villain.

272823  UnknownSample: Quit it Harvey.

272880  wolfpk: Cheese wrapper

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272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.



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 prius: Snow white in eternal damnation for the murder of 7 dwarfs I assume.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: lose weight quickly in the fires of hell they said its easy and painless they said.
Image 216005   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
406
 
 Mr. Shine: *beats on doors in frantic attempt to get in*
 Mr. Whiskers: Dammit! They stole my adult film stage name!
 sirgallium: best chambers ever
Image 216004   11-18-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
674
 
 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"
 trelyate: after this, can we go to the bacon chambers?
 Hosebag: @Yam I can't tell you how many times I've yelled that in project meetings.
 Mr. Whiskers: @pirate MoTown grilly is back again...
 Mr. Whiskers: Are they related?
 funny in the wall: Gorka
 sirgallium: master gave Dobby a sock!
 Yam: YOU RUINS IT! FILTHY HOBBITSES!
 Hyphae: @dingding wasn't it the crossover episode with Trailer Park Boys?
 Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.
Image 216003   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
259
 
 Knice: For your EXTRA BIG-ASS TACO
Image 216002   11-18-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
443
 
 Quackzy: Anthony Clark sits in a blazing inferno saying to himself "eh two more months"@Hyphae
 Hyphae: It's shenanigans like this that keep Nedroid from updating more often
 Michael Tripe: This is fine.
Image 216001   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
545
 
 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.
 Teechur: I have a flashlight on my key ring that gets used daily. I'll have to start carrying a headlamp now. Because I want to be THAT Dad.
 Air Biscuit: No one else does this? Just me?
 Hyphae: @Capital I, as well. This method seems highly adaptable to all situations: the grocery store, the middle school musical, chaperoning the prom, weddings... any and all @Chinese Buffet situations, as they arise
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets dimly lit store, not fun store. Damn autocorrect
 NoRagrets: @sports its a smelly store that sells clothing and they have a really fun store as far as lighting. I think its so you wont see the price tags.
 Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.
Image 216000   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
515
 
 Flarmie: @VoR Hollister. She couldn't see what she was buying.
 space: Sweet. Where are they selling them?
Image 215999   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
190
 
 Vorm Gongo: I'm getting mixed signals here!
 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind
 Mr. Whiskers: Shroedingers Traffic Light
 ThoughtlessGentleman: needs a little duct tape.
 Air Biscuit: Aww man, tempus fugit is gonna make alfred crash mr waynes car again.
 funy speling: Traffic trollight
 Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..
Image 215998   11-18-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
443
 
 fracking: @Mr. Whiskers At least the heroine had a cool name
 Yam: My life: want to watch a movie, check to see if its on Netflix, it isnt. Buy the movie. Three days later, New and Recommended for you on Netflix.
 Mr. Whiskers: Tell me about it. I had to watch The Spy Who Shagged Me last night (wife was in the mood for a dumb movie - we quickly learned how poorly it aged)
 bug: I was going to bad this, but the comments are all spot on.
 tib gubb: pointless, overdone image macros
 SharkysMachine: Or worse when there's text on a pic
 pisspig: Try using the clutch, moron.
 kazzy94: I think worse things have happened
 Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.
Image 215997   11-18-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
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 million laffs: Most people don't realise that poem was about how taking the road less traveled by ended up sucking.
 epitasis: Are you from Newfoundland, by?
 Darmstadtium: Next time check for the road less traveled by lions instead.
Image 215996   11-18-17   Uploaded by    greg
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