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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
674
 
 Frart Rempopert: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"
 Jirt Brombies: after this, can we go to the bacon chambers?
 Durt Dampongo: @Yam I can't tell you how many times I've yelled that in project meetings.
 Frorbo Horpoble: @pirate MoTown grilly is back again...
 Mawn Cremombies: Are they related?
 Flold Flombies: Gorka
 Lople Cremombies: master gave Dobby a sock!
 Daft Rempungo: YOU RUINS IT! FILTHY HOBBITSES!
 Poft Grunombies: @dingding wasn't it the crossover episode with Trailer Park Boys?
 Ping Albopert: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.
Image 216003   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Jeng Morpongo
Score:
259
 
 Halm Rempomple: For your EXTRA BIG-ASS TACO
Image 216002   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Hurm Plemopert
Score:
443
 
 Doft Flumoble: Anthony Clark sits in a blazing inferno saying to himself "eh two more months"@Hyphae
 Crolm Cremumple: It's shenanigans like this that keep Nedroid from updating more often
 Vongo Morpumple: This is fine.
Image 216001   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Hort Drumopert
Score:
545
 
 Trold Morpumbies: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.
 Dingo Horpumbies: I have a flashlight on my key ring that gets used daily. I'll have to start carrying a headlamp now. Because I want to be THAT Dad.
 Vold Cremuble: No one else does this? Just me?
 Theple Flumumple: @Capital I, as well. This method seems highly adaptable to all situations: the grocery store, the middle school musical, chaperoning the prom, weddings... any and all @Chinese Buffet situations, as they arise
 Dang Albombies: @NoRagrets dimly lit store, not fun store. Damn autocorrect
 Truple Ploble: @sports its a smelly store that sells clothing and they have a really fun store as far as lighting. I think its so you wont see the price tags.
 Ringo Bruble: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.
Image 216000   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Vamp Brongo
Score:
515
 
 Domp Plemungo: @VoR Hollister. She couldn't see what she was buying.
 Lirbo Albombies: Sweet. Where are they selling them?
Image 215999   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Pampo Gromple
Score:
190
 
 Flurt Flombies: I'm getting mixed signals here!
 Garb Drumoble: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind
 Fluft Cremombies: Shroedingers Traffic Light
 Murbo Rempumbies: needs a little duct tape.
 Criwn Flumple: Aww man, tempus fugit is gonna make alfred crash mr waynes car again.
 Trift Flumongus: Traffic trollight
 Lompo Cremombies: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..
Image 215998   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Pulm Grunongo
Score:
443
 
 Trompo Cremomple: @Mr. Whiskers At least the heroine had a cool name
 Humpo Rempopert: My life: want to watch a movie, check to see if its on Netflix, it isnt. Buy the movie. Three days later, New and Recommended for you on Netflix.
 Trorbo Cremumbies: Tell me about it. I had to watch The Spy Who Shagged Me last night (wife was in the mood for a dumb movie - we quickly learned how poorly it aged)
 Heple Grunumbies: I was going to bad this, but the comments are all spot on.
 Molm Morpuble: pointless, overdone image macros
 Flango Grumple: Or worse when there's text on a pic
 Frert Dampombies: Try using the clutch, moron.
 Gerb Plombies: I think worse things have happened
 Froft Grunuble: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.
Image 215997   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Jimp Plemuble
Score:
362
 
 Puft Morpoble: Most people don't realise that poem was about how taking the road less traveled by ended up sucking.
 Florbo Flongo: Are you from Newfoundland, by?
 Hang Drumumple: Next time check for the road less traveled by lions instead.
Image 215996   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Lirm Flomple
Score:
127
 
 Borb Morpopert: lolol @Robespierre
 Frumpo Horpongo: never skip worm day
 Lild Plongus: Snacktime?
Image 215995   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Crerm Gruble
Score:
227
 
 Rurb Flumupert: Reminiscent of "Province of @Sadbot" - but I believe that was done in oil on velvet.
Image 215994   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Mingo Floble
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