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238888  Warrax: They're just trying to leave.

238884  dangerkeith3000: "So sang the choir of Karens"

238840  Micro Jackson: I agree

238849  Micro Jackson: I'm lookin for something in 75 - 80 range

238851  Micro Jackson: I can see your stable from here

238852  Micro Jackson: Classy

238856  Micro Jackson: There you go they are useful for something

238870  Micro Jackson: Not comin' down til you say I'm fabulous

238873  Micro Jackson: It's the thought that counts

238874  Micro Jackson: Mmmmmmmmmm, znak....................

238881  GoGo Robotto: @Hyphae Hey, sorry, but I don't speak pupperish!

238875  Micro Jackson: Fuck this

238876  Micro Jackson: She'll grow out of it

238877  Micro Jackson: Still life with bug

238879  Micro Jackson: Also, he could just completely give up and allow himself to be crucified

238881  Hyphae: @GoGo Robotto Hchanukkahah

238885  Micro Jackson: Cut it out, Tracy!

238886  Micro Jackson: Best performance was when she did not show up at all

238887  Micro Jackson: He's 1/4 wolverine

238856  addend: "Wait a minute, we shouldn't be walking on Abraham Lincoln's face."

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238856 Micro Jackson: There you go they are useful for something

238813 OldKentuckyShark: "Listen to this fart"

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238852 Micro Jackson: Classy

238859 dangerkeith3000: I always found this statue of Jesus describing the size of his penis distasteful.

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238875 Micro Jackson: Fuck this

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

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 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.
 Teechur: I have a flashlight on my key ring that gets used daily. I'll have to start carrying a headlamp now. Because I want to be THAT Dad.
 Air Biscuit: No one else does this? Just me?
 Hyphae: @Capital I, as well. This method seems highly adaptable to all situations: the grocery store, the middle school musical, chaperoning the prom, weddings... any and all @Chinese Buffet situations, as they arise
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets dimly lit store, not fun store. Damn autocorrect
 NoRagrets: @sports its a smelly store that sells clothing and they have a really fun store as far as lighting. I think its so you wont see the price tags.
 Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.
Image 216000   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 Flarmie: @VoR Hollister. She couldn't see what she was buying.
 VoR: Sweet. Where are they selling them?
Image 215999   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
 glenalec: I'm getting mixed signals here!
 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind
 Mr. Whiskers: Shroedingers Traffic Light
 ThoughtlessGentleman: needs a little duct tape.
 Air Biscuit: Aww man, tempus fugit is gonna make alfred crash mr waynes car again.
 Yurishiro: Traffic trollight
 Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..
Image 215998   11-18-17   Uploaded by    skittles
 Felicity: @Mr. Whiskers At least the heroine had a cool name
 Yam: My life: want to watch a movie, check to see if its on Netflix, it isnt. Buy the movie. Three days later, New and Recommended for you on Netflix.
 Mr. Whiskers: Tell me about it. I had to watch The Spy Who Shagged Me last night (wife was in the mood for a dumb movie - we quickly learned how poorly it aged)
 bug: I was going to bad this, but the comments are all spot on.
 tib gubb: pointless, overdone image macros
 SharkysMachine: Or worse when there's text on a pic
 Robespierre: Try using the clutch, moron.
 kazzy94: I think worse things have happened
 Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.
Image 215997   11-18-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
 glenalec: Most people don't realise that poem was about how taking the road less traveled by ended up sucking.
 Felicity: Are you from Newfoundland, by?
 Darmstadtium: Next time check for the road less traveled by lions instead.
Image 215996   11-18-17   Uploaded by    greg
 Mr. Lizard: lolol @Robespierre
 sirgallium: never skip worm day
 Robespierre: Snacktime?
Image 215995   11-18-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
 Robespierre: Reminiscent of "Province of @Sadbot" - but I believe that was done in oil on velvet.
Image 215994   11-18-17   Uploaded by    androbot
 DrinkMixMan: what am i (poops)
Image 215993   11-18-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
 Hosebag: Never let a golden fly a heli.
 Annoying Vegan : @Peddy Tenderglass Yes, absolutely!
 Prostata: BOOP!
Image 215992   11-18-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
 VeeKay: Wish there was an 'after' pic to this when he's in hospital.
 Air Biscuit: @ElGenerico i blame big oil.
 Robespierre: Shortly, acidwashed won't be his only problem.
 bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.
 ElGenerico: The stand keeping the bike still has been sneakily whack offped out.
 grizzly: How do I get down?!
Image 215991   11-18-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
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