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258328  Science: I guess they are both technically correct...

258730  Teechur: Which one of us is the gift?

258639  Robespierre: Pom-pom-pomeranians

258642  Robespierre: The aerodynamic function of those strakes above the rear window are only slightly negated by the roof racks and the Sirius antenna

258337  Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258663  Robespierre: "Satan has left the building"

258337  Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "

258697  KingTrebek: Okay boy

258666  Robespierre: Lemmego

258668  Robespierre: Why bother? It would cost someone their livelihood.

258723  Prostata: yeah... good fuckin' luck with that

258719  Scoo: The boom mic suggests there's more too this

258672  Robespierre: But he DOES have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle ... sometimes.

258729  Solemn: -schlorp-

258337  Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts

258337  Science: Sorry about the mess.

258673  Robespierre: For one very brief moment I thought it read Parkinson's For Beginners

258679  Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258373  Science: "Hey - I'm so white that I don't understand this phrase!"

258684  Robespierre: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.



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 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.
 Teechur: I have a flashlight on my key ring that gets used daily. I'll have to start carrying a headlamp now. Because I want to be THAT Dad.
 Air Biscuit: No one else does this? Just me?
 Hyphae: @Capital I, as well. This method seems highly adaptable to all situations: the grocery store, the middle school musical, chaperoning the prom, weddings... any and all @Chinese Buffet situations, as they arise
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets dimly lit store, not fun store. Damn autocorrect
 NoRagrets: @sports its a smelly store that sells clothing and they have a really fun store as far as lighting. I think its so you wont see the price tags.
 Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.
Image 216000   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
515
 
 Flarmie: @VoR Hollister. She couldn't see what she was buying.
 VoR: Sweet. Where are they selling them?
Image 215999   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
190
 
 Vorm Gongo: I'm getting mixed signals here!
 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind
 Mr. Whiskers: Shroedingers Traffic Light
 ThoughtlessGentleman: needs a little duct tape.
 Air Biscuit: Aww man, tempus fugit is gonna make alfred crash mr waynes car again.
 funy speling: Traffic trollight
 Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..
Image 215998   11-18-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
443
 
 fracking: @Mr. Whiskers At least the heroine had a cool name
 Yam: My life: want to watch a movie, check to see if its on Netflix, it isnt. Buy the movie. Three days later, New and Recommended for you on Netflix.
 Mr. Whiskers: Tell me about it. I had to watch The Spy Who Shagged Me last night (wife was in the mood for a dumb movie - we quickly learned how poorly it aged)
 bug: I was going to bad this, but the comments are all spot on.
 tib gubb: pointless, overdone image macros
 SharkysMachine: Or worse when there's text on a pic
 pisspig: Try using the clutch, moron.
 kazzy94: I think worse things have happened
 Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.
Image 215997   11-18-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
362
 
 million laffs: Most people don't realise that poem was about how taking the road less traveled by ended up sucking.
 epitasis: Are you from Newfoundland, by?
 Darmstadtium: Next time check for the road less traveled by lions instead.
Image 215996   11-18-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
127
 
 Mr. Lizard: lolol @Robespierre
 sirgallium: never skip worm day
 minimum max: Snacktime?
Image 215995   11-18-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
227
 
 shwoarty: Reminiscent of "Province of @Sadbot" - but I believe that was done in oil on velvet.
Image 215994   11-18-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
425
 
 DrinkMixMan: what am i (poops)
Image 215993   11-18-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
497
 
 Hosebag: Never let a golden fly a heli.
 Teechur: GET TO THE CHOMPA!
 Annoying Vegan : @Peddy Tenderglass Yes, absolutely!
 Prostata: BOOP!
Image 215992   11-18-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
423
 
 VeeKay: Wish there was an 'after' pic to this when he's in hospital.
 Air Biscuit: @ElGenerico i blame big oil.
 Lemon Rage: Shortly, acidwashed won't be his only problem.
 bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.
 ElGenerico: The stand keeping the bike still has been sneakily whack offped out.
 grizzly: How do I get down?!
Image 215991   11-18-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
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