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272963  wolfpk: @Spazstatic I am going to have to verify the info in that vid. If true, koalas drew the short straw in most every way. "Koalas in the rain, no fucks given."

272975  SuedeOxford: Then he left some dog food in the bushes

272978  SuedeOxford: Start slacking off

272965  Punt Numbles: Also a car is only as smart as the person driving it. Horses without exception are dumb as shit. And I say this as a long-time horse owner.

272887  Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: seahorse.

272891  Mr Bleak: My brother, I will avenge thee.

272968  wolfpk: 2018 version: Start attacking the other people for being to stupid to understand your brilliant point!

272963  Spazstatic: Apparently a koala has a smooth brain and is so dumb that if you take eucalyptus leaves (which it eats) off the plant and put them on a plate it doesn't know what to do with them. Source: youtu.be/…

272977  sparename: Normally the burnt peanut is in the LAST mouthful

272955  Bob: @fanny maybe like milkfish?

272972  wolfpk: Before and after photos; bear style. (I want to be a bear)

272974  wolfpk: At first glance, I thought it was a giant hand gun pointed at a guys ass!

272967  Spazstatic: I don't understand what they're trying to say.

272980  sparename: My old picture of "Kleenex Sexistly Appellated Mansize" Tissues was too old to be accepted. I don't think any are called "Dogsized"

272968  Spazstatic: Start screaming mid-sentance, take off your shirt, throw it at somebody, and run out of the room still screaming.

272977  mammal883: Where will you be when diarrhea hits?

272984  jimbiscuit: Who the hell likes Cold Onion Rings?

272907  antipatterns: Arrest that dog

272984  sparename: *Answers Onion

272970  Bob: If only we all had version history.

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.
 Teechur: I have a flashlight on my key ring that gets used daily. I'll have to start carrying a headlamp now. Because I want to be THAT Dad.
 Air Biscuit: No one else does this? Just me?
 Hyphae: @Capital I, as well. This method seems highly adaptable to all situations: the grocery store, the middle school musical, chaperoning the prom, weddings... any and all @Chinese Buffet situations, as they arise
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets dimly lit store, not fun store. Damn autocorrect
 NoRagrets: @sports its a smelly store that sells clothing and they have a really fun store as far as lighting. I think its so you wont see the price tags.
 Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.
Image 216000   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
515
 
 Flarmie: @VoR Hollister. She couldn't see what she was buying.
 space: Sweet. Where are they selling them?
Image 215999   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
190
 
 Vorm Gongo: I'm getting mixed signals here!
 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind
 Mr. Whiskers: Shroedingers Traffic Light
 ThoughtlessGentleman: needs a little duct tape.
 Air Biscuit: Aww man, tempus fugit is gonna make alfred crash mr waynes car again.
 funy speling: Traffic trollight
 Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..
Image 215998   11-18-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
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 fracking: @Mr. Whiskers At least the heroine had a cool name
 Yam: My life: want to watch a movie, check to see if its on Netflix, it isnt. Buy the movie. Three days later, New and Recommended for you on Netflix.
 Mr. Whiskers: Tell me about it. I had to watch The Spy Who Shagged Me last night (wife was in the mood for a dumb movie - we quickly learned how poorly it aged)
 bug: I was going to bad this, but the comments are all spot on.
 tib gubb: pointless, overdone image macros
 SharkysMachine: Or worse when there's text on a pic
 pisspig: Try using the clutch, moron.
 kazzy94: I think worse things have happened
 Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.
Image 215997   11-18-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
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 million laffs: Most people don't realise that poem was about how taking the road less traveled by ended up sucking.
 epitasis: Are you from Newfoundland, by?
 Darmstadtium: Next time check for the road less traveled by lions instead.
Image 215996   11-18-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
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 Mr. Lizard: lolol @Robespierre
 sirgallium: never skip worm day
 minimum max: Snacktime?
Image 215995   11-18-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
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 shwoarty: Reminiscent of "Province of @Sadbot" - but I believe that was done in oil on velvet.
Image 215994   11-18-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: what am i (poops)
Image 215993   11-18-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
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 Hosebag: Never let a golden fly a heli.
 Teechur: GET TO THE CHOMPA!
 Annoying Vegan : @Peddy Tenderglass Yes, absolutely!
 Prostata: BOOP!
Image 215992   11-18-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
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 togboat: Wish there was an 'after' pic to this when he's in hospital.
 Air Biscuit: @ElGenerico i blame big oil.
 Lemon Rage: Shortly, acidwashed won't be his only problem.
 bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.
 ElGenerico: The stand keeping the bike still has been sneakily whack offped out.
 grizzly: How do I get down?!
Image 215991   11-18-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
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