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272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
402
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: tootle tootle toot!
 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?
 PushyWebsite: There was one of these in my laundry room growing up.
 DrinkMixMan: but i'm feelign horny
 athiest: Doon't
 Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!
 bug: No doot.
 fanny: hornhorn
 AstoriaBum: We Await Silent Tristero's Empire.
 Minnesotan: when bugles are criminal only criminals shall bugle!
 tib gubb: this is bullshit
Image 215989   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
272
 
 DogsRGreat: I love cheese too but there are limits.
 Annoying Vegan : Im going to see the Winchester house in a couple days, Im so excited!
 SharkysMachine: Everybody knows the ziggurat is made of cheese..
 El Barto: I also enjoy Lego.
Image 215988   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
148
 
 lebron: A good sport. Would play against again.
Image 215987   11-18-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
730
 
 Mad Collager: Be afraid, human. I. Will. Hamper. You.
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 bug: If you stare long enough into the abyss...
Image 215986   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
410
 
 Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.
 Not A Bot: bohemian rhapsody is dumb. please stop worshipping it
 Mr. Butt: @Borp Mento Budget cuts.
 Shay: What is young Heihachi doing to that garbage bin?
Image 215985   11-18-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
283
 
 skylark: Crack addicts, amiright?
 Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...
 A duck: I blame the chairs
 when so: Welcome to the Grand Canyon
 WTF: Crack is whack
 charlemagne: it'll take more then two
Image 215984   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
243
 
 UltraBeverly: Please accept this overly wordy note in lieu of my lazy ass calling maintenance.
 penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.
 penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.
 Derp Herpigan: Where did I see that steam tripping smoke alarms wasn't an issue with the non-radioactive ones?
Image 215983   11-18-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
390
 
 sergeant: This is inadequate in regard to pug safety during the moving process. Helmet required.
 bug: Ready for shipping to Abu Dhabi.
 Knice: Pugglewrap
 Pudding: safety pug
Image 215982   11-18-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
140
 
 Not A Bot: Not to defend homeopathy, but no.
 alex: Plot twist: it's taped to the floor.
Image 215981   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
240
 
 tib gubb: goddamn liberal media ruining my budget lunch now, too?
 bug: At 10, they just said "yes." Without any further explanation.
 El Barto: No. Just Ageist.
 Shay: I'm gonna have to say no one this one. Without George Washington Carver, there would be no PB, only the J. Not sure if the Smuckers family were racist about the J though...
 WTF: "We have an undercover exclusive interview with one after the break!"
Image 215980   11-18-17   Uploaded by    zoso
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