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273395  tib gubb: hey guess what - people wake up before noon

273400  tib gubb: commence the screaming!

273399  bug: Why is the guy on the left holding a lighter and why does he have two right hands?

273404  tib gubb: flip the tube and utilize gravity to enjoy your salty snack

273405  tib gubb: it's super cool when positive people cure your depression with a single comment. it's almost like depression shouldn't even be a thing in this wonderful world of ours.

273399  BavidDowie: The cheapest spa isn't always the best choice

273404  Littlecraftywolf: cant relate i always eat the entire tube in one sitting

273375  a robot: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

273380  a robot: That kitty has the most perfect little pink nose of all time :3

273393  a robot: Fuck off, Musky

273399  a robot: what the fuck

273403  a robot: Another fun night out with friends :)

273376  Teechur: How much multi-purposes?

273395  Teechur: Why not go to an Arby's, walk in, introduce yourself to people, and then you could get the names you desire in a mature, civilized manner.

273412  tacticaljay: Hope they catch the Lil Bitch

273401  White Rice: Breakfast of champions.

273400  Urn BooUrn: Every floor RN has had this guy as a patient at some point.

273392  Not A Bot: Congrats on buying the gimmick wine, I guess

273311  werterland: @werterland I just spent an embarrassing amount of time on that because I've never actually posted to IG before lol. I hope it doesn't get rejected.

273349  SuedeOxford: @a robot Hawt

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273352 SuedeOxford: @Sadbot try searching "Latina old grandad 2 shots" and see what comes up.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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12. daver: 1535 points
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15. dangerkeith3000: 1431 points
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730
 
 Mad Collager: Be afraid, human. I. Will. Hamper. You.
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 bug: If you stare long enough into the abyss...
Image 215986   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
410
 
 Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.
 Not A Bot: bohemian rhapsody is dumb. please stop worshipping it
 Mr. Butt: @Borp Mento Budget cuts.
 Shay: What is young Heihachi doing to that garbage bin?
Image 215985   11-18-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
283
 
 skylark: Crack addicts, amiright?
 Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...
 A duck: I blame the chairs
 when so: Welcome to the Grand Canyon
 WTF: Crack is whack
 charlemagne: it'll take more then two
Image 215984   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
243
 
 UltraBeverly: Please accept this overly wordy note in lieu of my lazy ass calling maintenance.
 penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.
 penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.
 Derp Herpigan: Where did I see that steam tripping smoke alarms wasn't an issue with the non-radioactive ones?
Image 215983   11-18-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
390
 
 sergeant: This is inadequate in regard to pug safety during the moving process. Helmet required.
 bug: Ready for shipping to Abu Dhabi.
 Knice: Pugglewrap
 Pudding: safety pug
Image 215982   11-18-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
140
 
 Not A Bot: Not to defend homeopathy, but no.
 alex: Plot twist: it's taped to the floor.
Image 215981   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
240
 
 tib gubb: goddamn liberal media ruining my budget lunch now, too?
 bug: At 10, they just said "yes." Without any further explanation.
 El Barto: No. Just Ageist.
 Shay: I'm gonna have to say no one this one. Without George Washington Carver, there would be no PB, only the J. Not sure if the Smuckers family were racist about the J though...
 WTF: "We have an undercover exclusive interview with one after the break!"
Image 215980   11-18-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
165
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, but if there is no cord, how could there be anything between the handles?
 grid: Hey babe, seen my butt plugs by any chance?
 when so: @bug Did you buy nunchuks by any chance?
 bug: Amateurs... I jump rope without the rope AND without the jump.
 copunter: jeez, when you gotta say "free returns," you already know you're peddling garbage. 570+ already returned
 Shay: Today's weirdo item.
Image 215979   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
97
 
 Mad Collager: This reminds me of IKEA's classic Apple parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOXQo7nURs0
 sassysass: Instructions unclear, ordered new IKEA furniture via internet.
 Air Biscuit: @WTF peencol
 WTF: PAEPEER
Image 215978   11-18-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
348
 
 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.
 XLY: Oh yeah? Cope with THIS!!
 Liar tuck: He looks like Ferris Buellers dad in the second panel
 Mad Collager: I resent the omission of a narrow-bladed frame saw in all of these pictures!
 DrinkMixMan: Can I cope in the world depicted here instead, though?
 Niels Bohr: @mrdiron when the day is done the last thing I want to do ride on.
 house md: Need is a strong word
 El Barto: Try laughing with salad!
 Shay: OBEY
 mrdiron: For such a high-powered life, you need a high-powered coping mechanism: cocaine!
 sparename: "Sign up now for your very own, hyper-personalised, totally incessant, 'Barrage of Nag'(tm) - You'll never get a moment's peace again!"
Image 215977   11-18-17   Uploaded by    james
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