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272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
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 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.
 XLY: Oh yeah? Cope with THIS!!
 Liar tuck: He looks like Ferris Buellers dad in the second panel
 Mad Collager: I resent the omission of a narrow-bladed frame saw in all of these pictures!
 DrinkMixMan: Can I cope in the world depicted here instead, though?
 Niels Bohr: @mrdiron when the day is done the last thing I want to do ride on.
 house md: Need is a strong word
 El Barto: Try laughing with salad!
 Shay: OBEY
 mrdiron: For such a high-powered life, you need a high-powered coping mechanism: cocaine!
 sparename: "Sign up now for your very own, hyper-personalised, totally incessant, 'Barrage of Nag'(tm) - You'll never get a moment's peace again!"
Image 215977   11-18-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
610
 
 Mad Collager: Breakfast! Here, Breakfast! ...uh, err, Come here for Breakfast! Come here for Breakfast1
 Not A Bot: If OP is on TELUS and using Celcius, they're from Vancouver and should be used to this shit. Radvote for my hometown tho!
 bug: MEOW! -I mean, *cough cough*, Birdseed! Get your bird seed!
 El Barto: It's the ciiiiircle of liiiiife!
 Teechur: Cat feeder
Image 215976   11-18-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
341
 
 frankie: Dendy-er than most.
 bug: @Butcherboy That's the Light Glock (tm). Great for Grand Theft Duck Hunt.
 El Barto: Hit me right in the nostalgia.
 funny in the wall: I had one of these growing up!
 Shay: Mario Paint mouse with Turf Rivals? What madness is this?
 WTF: This is fine and dandy.
 Butcherboy: Man thats a pretty serious light gun
 charlemagne: you have a dendy and a sdendy? do you have super matusz brothers 2 - storm the mushroom palace
Image 215975   11-18-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
735
 
 tib gubb: pakalu papito your crypto game is weak
 Shay: His moustache is insecure too.
Image 215974   11-18-17   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
293
 
 kswat: Needs six spots of some ludicrous sauce on the plate.
 tib gubb: no mustard, are you crazy?
 Teechur: It needs to have cheese sauce artistically drizzled over the entire plate. And three ridiculously-long french fries.
Image 215973   11-18-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
276
 
 Air Biscuit: @SaltLick people get weird kinds of desperate when theres no toilet paper.
 bug: Don't tell me how to live my life.
Image 215972   11-18-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
597
 
 piranharama: I do like me some meme penetration
 jazzjunkie: Timely
 Niels Bohr: @Rent A Dog ooh ooh remember when you could get a Mexican food name. You could comment as Extreme Spicy Encherito.
 Teechur: @GiveMePlus I hone my woodworking skills by overcoming the limitations of my sub-par equipment. I hone my 'shopping skills by using MSPaint.
 Rent A Dog: Hey I kind of miss the days where if you didn't choose a username you were assigned one, and they were always something like "Mart Fanpomples" and we could all tell you were a brand-new user because of it. Or maybe I'm the only one who has been with the site that long, I dunno
 GiveMePlus: Crap, guys, I don't know how to shop! And that means I have to rely on the strength of my comments, and...oh no! Ol' Pete's days might be numbered
Image 215971   11-18-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
443
 
 Korrok: @VeeKay Don't post in Arabic dude. Thing goes crazy.
 psyops: @VeeKay Don't post in Arabic dude. Thing goes crazy.
 Bernie 2016: على أي حال، هنا جدار عجب
 DrinkMixMan: ealaa 'ayi halin, wahuna "Wonderwall."
 DrinkMixMan: Allahu Rockbar
 Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0
Image 215970   11-18-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
183
 
 Tiny Butt: BAI MOAR
 iatemyhomework: Top left face freak!
Image 215969   11-18-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
462
 
 trelyate: the fortune you seek is in another cookie
 Mad Collager: You sick bastard!
 Chile Quornwrap: U gon' finish dat?
 El Barto: The saddest Gull in the world.
 Teechur: Dat birb's knees is almost as knobby as mine. (I hope you pronounced the "K" in "knobby" as that's the way I said it.)
Image 215968   11-18-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
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