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272304  sir toke a lot: Those eyes!

272295  Side Boob: 14/10 would pet them all.

272245  Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261  Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272280  Not A Bot: a.k.a. youre alive and have an address.

272275  Side Boob: Zero m/s as he's up against the wall.

272284  Side Boob: I'd be mad I had STDs too.

272289  Side Boob: This isn't Grey Poupon!

272291  Side Boob: Recycling Pupper is disappointed!

272292  Side Boob: Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaw! *Dixie plays in background*

272132  Mr Bleak: That's nearly 3000lb of fat burned. Your skin is going to be sooo loose you'll trip over your neck if you try to walk...

272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

272292  ThoughtlessGentleman: y'all best prepare cause i aim tuh commence gummin on ya.

272275  tib gubb: assuming a perfect transfer of energy and zero friction

272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

272135  Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272135  Mr Bleak: @White Rice Possibly the "Defibrillator on standby" class.

272290  tib gubb: put some friggin pants on, little girl

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272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.



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 addend: (Begins reading in silence. Hears ambient hum...)
 Wooden Spoon: @piranharama: I do some efficiency consulting and that is exactly how rich people feel. I had one customer that left the hot tub at their 3rd home running all year long in case they drove up for the weekend. They spent 1-2 weekends a year at that house.
 piranharama: @Bubo I think if youre that rich you dont really give a f
 Bubo: Think of the heating bills!
Image 215826   11-17-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
413
 
 DrinkMixMan: You may find yourself driving an invisible car
Image 215825   11-17-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
335
 
 a spider plan: Based on?
 Warrax: I'm a nacelle!
 tib gubb: the young goon before shedding its vestigial skull carapace
 eevee: They didn't even use the Star Trek font.
 Science: @Teechur: Yeah, those licensed Mainway toys were just terrible
 Side Boob: The one my parents gave me had Shatnering lenses
 Teechur: Much better than the previous model with the shattering lenses. Also, this looks more like a Sleestak.
 Yam: What
Image 215824   11-17-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
458
 
 Vorm Gongo: Giggled. Related.
Image 215823   11-17-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
198
 
 Cami: @Vault Dweller The tapwater where I live tastes irony.
 DrinkMixMan: "'cause you had a bad day...
 bug: Lifehack: No drive-through? Make your own!
 Mr. Whiskers: I have a Venti Sedan for Daif? Uh...actually thats Dave
Image 215822   11-17-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
485
 
 necronomicon: Just like the wanker that bids $1 over the last guy on the price is right
 Prostata: 'you're a real asshole, Frank"
 Quackzy: They're trying to get into an r rated movie but forgot their trench coat
 grizzly: Fuk birb
Image 215821   11-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
243
 
 Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan Is right, #215793
 Spazstatic: "You got to say the whole thing! A Pimp Named Santa!"
 Bubo: Santurple
 Teechur: Purple Santa can deliver to the Red states AND the Blue states.
 Annoying Vegan : Blue Santa finally made it to purple!
 redbranch: Hipster Santa's are apparently rejecting red this year
Image 215820   11-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
310
 
 Jabberwikket: @bromide I'm imagining a call center right now, full of dogs barking into headsets and oversized buttons they can paw to call the next person. ++++ you win my interwebs today. Seriously laughing my ass off
 Science: "Welcome to La Quinta - how may I serve you?"
Image 215819   11-17-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
138
 
 Mr Bleak: The thin white line is working.
Image 215818   11-17-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
325
 
 Wooden Spoon: I hear circus music
 Dr Awkward: Clearly doesn't skip mandible day.
 the snark: This is spartar!
 sparename: " # So unplug the jukebox, And do us all a favor, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, that music's lost its taste, So try another flavor # "
Image 215817   11-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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