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262784  Spazstatic: And no respirator.

262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

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9. VeeKay
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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!



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 addend: (Begins reading in silence. Hears ambient hum...)
 Wooden Spoon: @piranharama: I do some efficiency consulting and that is exactly how rich people feel. I had one customer that left the hot tub at their 3rd home running all year long in case they drove up for the weekend. They spent 1-2 weekends a year at that house.
 piranharama: @Bubo I think if youre that rich you dont really give a f
 Bubo: Think of the heating bills!
Image 215826   11-17-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
413
 
 DrinkMixMan: You may find yourself driving an invisible car
Image 215825   11-17-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
335
 
 a spider plan: Based on?
 Warrax: I'm a nacelle!
 tib gubb: the young goon before shedding its vestigial skull carapace
 eevee: They didn't even use the Star Trek font.
 Science: @Teechur: Yeah, those licensed Mainway toys were just terrible
 Side Boob: The one my parents gave me had Shatnering lenses
 Teechur: Much better than the previous model with the shattering lenses. Also, this looks more like a Sleestak.
 Yam: What
Image 215824   11-17-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
458
 
 VeeKay: Giggled. Related.
Image 215823   11-17-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
198
 
 Cami: @Vault Dweller The tapwater where I live tastes irony.
 DrinkMixMan: "'cause you had a bad day...
 bug: Lifehack: No drive-through? Make your own!
 Mr. Whiskers: I have a Venti Sedan for Daif? Uh...actually thats Dave
Image 215822   11-17-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
485
 
 necronomicon: Just like the wanker that bids $1 over the last guy on the price is right
 Prostata: 'you're a real asshole, Frank"
 Quackzy: They're trying to get into an r rated movie but forgot their trench coat
 grizzly: Fuk birb
Image 215821   11-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
243
 
 Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan Is right, #215793
 Spazstatic: "You got to say the whole thing! A Pimp Named Santa!"
 Bubo: Santurple
 Teechur: Purple Santa can deliver to the Red states AND the Blue states.
 Annoying Vegan : Blue Santa finally made it to purple!
 VoR: Hipster Santa's are apparently rejecting red this year
Image 215820   11-17-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
310
 
 Jabberwikket: @bromide I'm imagining a call center right now, full of dogs barking into headsets and oversized buttons they can paw to call the next person. ++++ you win my interwebs today. Seriously laughing my ass off
 Science: "Welcome to La Quinta - how may I serve you?"
Image 215819   11-17-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
138
 
 Mr Bleak: The thin white line is working.
Image 215818   11-17-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
325
 
 Wooden Spoon: I hear circus music
 Dr Awkward: Clearly doesn't skip mandible day.
 VoR: This is spartar!
 sparename: " # So unplug the jukebox, And do us all a favor, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, that music's lost its taste, So try another flavor # "
Image 215817   11-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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