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233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

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2. Robespierre
3. Teechur
4. glenalec
5. VeeKay
6. Mr. Shine
7. Felicity
8. Ulillillia
9. Yurishiro
10. carpwoman



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233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon



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ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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259
 
 Robespierre: Is projectile shitting becoming A Thing around here?
 Wooden Spoon: Cormorant projectile shitting
Image 215686   11-16-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
360
 
 fanny: @Robespierre i'd argue it's closer to 85-90 percent.
 Robespierre: @fanny Listening to me take a dump is better than 50% of the Ted Talks I have heard.
 fanny: probably better than a Ted Talk
 Felicity: I might not understand it, but it would be worth gambling the 50 cents to try.
 funny in the wall: Jack sounds awesome and knows the difference between your and you're. I'm in
 Annoying Vegan : Sign me the fuck up, Jack!
Image 215685   11-16-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
329
 
 Dr Awkward: That'll do, fence. That'll do.
 jazzjunkie: Everywhere I look, I see her face.
 WaffleIron: You're supposed to draw from three or four boxes, alternating as you go.
Image 215684   11-16-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
192
 
 Peach: He's got that Stranger Things hair.
 Robespierre: My son is also named Occam.
 Wooden Spoon: @Hosebag: "Whua!"
 Ulillillia: @Hosebag I feel like I'm in the middle of a sassy sandwich.
 Jaunty Shrimp: According to Bubbles, the correct pronunciation is Samsquanch.
 Hosebag: What do you say, audience? SASSY?
Image 215683   11-16-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
190
 
 Ulillillia: Low-budget Black Mirror
Image 215682   11-16-17   Uploaded by    vikinglord
Score:
366
 
 ignatz: Shirley Vanny Va Dito..
Image 215681   11-16-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
380
 
 Robespierre: MY BEACH!
 DrinkMixMan: Is this the new "Don't Tread on Me?"
 DrinkMixMan: @Felicity It's the stubble, implies his cool-but-rude vibe
 Felicity: Weird how my mind just assumed that was Raphael, even though they all look identical except for the colour of their headbands and the weapons they carry
Image 215680   11-16-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
336
 
 Science: Mega City One. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: judges.
 mrd0t: Hong Kong?
Image 215679   11-16-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
503
 
 Cami: @Peach They should be in the bright light. Walk towards the light.
 Peach: I'm a 93 year old man and I'm trying to get to my emails, can anyone help me get my emails?
 Dan Tagonistic: I'm 39 and still go pew pew pew when I pick up my SDS
 Ulillillia: I'm 12 and what is this?
Image 215678   11-16-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
244
 
 Butcherboy: you maniacs!!! you blew it up! goddamn you all to hell
 a sedated moose: There's a boss in there.
Image 215677   11-16-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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