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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

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Score:
347
 
 Dung Plemuble: Sequestration hit Krang hard.
Image 215274   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Morbo Flumoble
Score:
671
 
 Hemp Rempoble: FInally, the cup I have been looking for.
 Mung Flumungus: Instructions unclear, persevered.
 Dirt Albumple: keep propaganda and fool yourself, baby
 Gawn Flumumple: Quit your job and take a fuck ton of drugs.
 Crerbo Rempongo: ...stop fighting it and puke.
 Veple Drumungo: Okay
Image 215273   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Vengo Gruble
Score:
626
 
 Mewn Cremomple: @Knice Hahahahahaha
 Jengo Albungo: It's the Shingle Dingles.
 Mople Cremupert: Jusht like your mother, Trebek.
Image 215272   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Lump Horpumple
Score:
439
 
 Huple Flomple: I'd be going the other way.
 Crirbo Dampongus: Just off the shot to the right: a steep cliff over a canyon of those poisonous bushes.
Image 215271   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Luld Cremombies
Score:
478
 
 Pirm Groble: doots by dre
 Hewn Albombies: Unfortunately it often hits a bum note
 Pawn Rempungus: I'm all about that waste.
 Jort Horpumple: Not quite the Howard Stern incident..
Image 215270   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Bampo Grungus
Score:
262
 
 Pirm Broble: Gersbumps! Er ma gerd!
 Luft Morpumple: "welcome... to... Romania..." HEY!
 Pewn Cremombies: Reader beware, youre in for... something
 Flemp Rempopert: Foreigners speaking a strange language! SPOOKY!
 Freld Grunumple: neat!
Image 215269   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Florb Dampongus
Score:
1089
 
 Jimp Horpomple: "Don't go."
 Crert Gruble: "Hello sir, I regret to inform you that you are trespassing. I wish I could give you a head start before exerting my 328 pounds of bite pressure on your knee here, but alas."
 Flamp Grunongo: "Down here."
 Frawn Drumongo: "Hi, this is Sarah MacLachlan and I'm here to ruin your day."
 Pempo Albumbies: clean that what you call shoes ! - dog
 Virt Morpomple: 'scuse me... 'scuse me?
 Meple Cremoble: Hi, dog!
 Rift Plemongo: @franktank goop me!
Image 215268   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Verm Drumombies
Score:
549
 
 Flaple Rempoble: @Robespierre agree?
 Rulm Rempongus: I'm surprised I didn't realize that House looks like a Russian plumber.
 Vilm Albombies:
 Trengo Dampopert: @Robespierre Mr. Fink-Nottle, sir, has been a frequent caller.
 Trorbo Bruble: @jazzjunkie What news on the Rialto?
 Gengo Albombies: Is it because he looks like Hugh Laurie?
 Trart Horpopert: What ho, Bertie!
 Crorm Grumbies: @grizzly ROADhouse
 Thamp Brupert: Pretty sure that's House.
 Rerb Dampupert: @Warrax I posted my comment before I noticed that the picture already made the same joke, which makes me feel really stupid, but I'm accustomed to that feeling so I'm not changing it.
 Mald Horpombies: Probably not because of lupus. Unless it is.
Image 215267   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Mompo Grunomple
Score:
318
 
 Crungo Brongus: That stuff makes me puke. Love to drink it but I always puke.
 Crurt Brumbies: @Shay gotta love the captain.
 Crimpo Plemumbies: @Warrax Someone's a Derek Jeter fan?
 Buld Flopert: R-E-2-P-E-C-T, find out what it means and tell me.
Image 215266   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Bungo Albombies
Score:
273
 
 Vomp Horpungus: Cocoon
 Crarm Plemumple: I love meat locker yoga.
 Flert Rempungo: These are all the sacks Dara O'brien has filled.
 Trorm Horpungo: Wombinglorious
 Crimp Brumbies: Is this one of those aerial yoga classes?
 Garb Rempupert: I bet it smell great in there. And there. And there...
Image 215265   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Fralm Albombies
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