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273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

273215  Yam: Swanky Granny

273237  Whatever: Or maybe they are just stalkers aspiring to be like Kavanaugh

273207  Teechur: Award for Good Doggo

273231  BavidDowie: Do you like apples?

273232  BavidDowie: Ew! It was full of blood!

273238  BavidDowie: Long Distance mlem

273233  some guy : @james phrasing

273229  KingTrebek: Ctrl + A, Enter

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2. addend
3. tib gubb
4. Teechur
5. Not A Bot
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7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. a robot
10. Sadbot



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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273124 SuedeOxford: Round boi

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.



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BaconCake uploaded 273051 (829 points)
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daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (766 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


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 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
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10. Remp Wulgus: 1792 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1737 points
13. kshoxx: 1709 points
14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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 static xyz: @Knice Hahahahahaha
 Shay: It's the Shingle Dingles.
 Knice: Jusht like your mother, Trebek.
Image 215272   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
439
 
 Shay: I'd be going the other way.
Image 215271   11-14-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
478
 
 petepuma: doots by dre
 kayjay: Unfortunately it often hits a bum note
 Knice: I'm all about that waste.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Not quite the Howard Stern incident..
Image 215270   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
262
 
 cassette1: Gersbumps! Er ma gerd!
 Catcat: "welcome... to... Romania..." HEY!
 Yam: Reader beware, youre in for... something
 FabricMan: Foreigners speaking a strange language! SPOOKY!
 Dr Awkward: neat!
Image 215269   11-14-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
1089
 
 Queen K: "Don't go."
 PenguinBartender: "Hello sir, I regret to inform you that you are trespassing. I wish I could give you a head start before exerting my 328 pounds of bite pressure on your knee here, but alas."
 Unicorn: "Down here."
 Shay: "Hi, this is Sarah MacLachlan and I'm here to ruin your day."
 Greifer: clean that what you call shoes ! - dog
 jazzjunkie: 'scuse me... 'scuse me?
 Yam: Hi, dog!
 Larry Xmas: @franktank goop me!
Image 215268   11-14-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
549
 
 Alaskan: @Robespierre agree?
 Dr. Bathroom: I'm surprised I didn't realize that House looks like a Russian plumber.
 jazzjunkie:
 jazzjunkie: @Robespierre Mr. Fink-Nottle, sir, has been a frequent caller.
 glowstick: @jazzjunkie What news on the Rialto?
 magicmormon: Is it because he looks like Hugh Laurie?
 jazzjunkie: What ho, Bertie!
 petepuma: @grizzly ROADhouse
 grizzly: Pretty sure that's House.
 Warrax: @Warrax I posted my comment before I noticed that the picture already made the same joke, which makes me feel really stupid, but I'm accustomed to that feeling so I'm not changing it.
 Warrax: Probably not because of lupus. Unless it is.
Image 215267   11-14-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
318
 
 togboat: That stuff makes me puke. Love to drink it but I always puke.
 grizzly: @Shay gotta love the captain.
 Shay: @Warrax Someone's a Derek Jeter fan?
 Warrax: R-E-2-P-E-C-T, find out what it means and tell me.
Image 215266   11-14-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
273
 
 Admiral Alan: Cocoon
 Dr Awkward: I love meat locker yoga.
 SpaceCow: These are all the sacks Dara O'brien has filled.
 Smorlacks: Wombinglorious
 Annoying Vegan : Is this one of those aerial yoga classes?
 Knice: I bet it smell great in there. And there. And there...
Image 215265   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
338
 
 kayjay: I roll 2d6
 Amy Housewine: Whenever I put any money down on the table, the skeleton who lives underneath it just bursts straight through.
 Catcat: @SpaceCow Experience American healthcare system at your home!
 SpaceCow: "Grab the Skull and leave the quarters! It's America's new favorite game."
 Warrax: It's a living.
Image 215264   11-14-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
159
 
 Not A Bot: Welp, I guess we should invade another country.
 abrahamx: Me load shotgun cartridges for halloween.
 Dresdenkeogh: EVERYBODY IN THE CAR SO COMEON LET'S DRIVE
 Ulillillia: The early days of A-G
Image 215263   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
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