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272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

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272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
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11. Cyka: 1715 points
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Score:
439
 
 Shay: I'd be going the other way.
Image 215271   11-14-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
478
 
 petepuma: doots by dre
 kayjay: Unfortunately it often hits a bum note
 Knice: I'm all about that waste.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Not quite the Howard Stern incident..
Image 215270   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
262
 
 cassette1: Gersbumps! Er ma gerd!
 Catcat: "welcome... to... Romania..." HEY!
 Yam: Reader beware, youre in for... something
 FabricMan: Foreigners speaking a strange language! SPOOKY!
 Dr Awkward: neat!
Image 215269   11-14-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
1089
 
 Queen K: "Don't go."
 PenguinBartender: "Hello sir, I regret to inform you that you are trespassing. I wish I could give you a head start before exerting my 328 pounds of bite pressure on your knee here, but alas."
 Unicorn: "Down here."
 Shay: "Hi, this is Sarah MacLachlan and I'm here to ruin your day."
 Greifer: clean that what you call shoes ! - dog
 jazzjunkie: 'scuse me... 'scuse me?
 Yam: Hi, dog!
 Larry Xmas: @franktank goop me!
Image 215268   11-14-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
549
 
 Alaskan: @Robespierre agree?
 Dr. Bathroom: I'm surprised I didn't realize that House looks like a Russian plumber.
 jazzjunkie:
 jazzjunkie: @Robespierre Mr. Fink-Nottle, sir, has been a frequent caller.
 glowstick: @jazzjunkie What news on the Rialto?
 magicmormon: Is it because he looks like Hugh Laurie?
 jazzjunkie: What ho, Bertie!
 petepuma: @grizzly ROADhouse
 grizzly: Pretty sure that's House.
 Warrax: @Warrax I posted my comment before I noticed that the picture already made the same joke, which makes me feel really stupid, but I'm accustomed to that feeling so I'm not changing it.
 Warrax: Probably not because of lupus. Unless it is.
Image 215267   11-14-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
318
 
 togboat: That stuff makes me puke. Love to drink it but I always puke.
 grizzly: @Shay gotta love the captain.
 Shay: @Warrax Someone's a Derek Jeter fan?
 Warrax: R-E-2-P-E-C-T, find out what it means and tell me.
Image 215266   11-14-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
273
 
 Admiral Alan: Cocoon
 Dr Awkward: I love meat locker yoga.
 SpaceCow: These are all the sacks Dara O'brien has filled.
 Smorlacks: Wombinglorious
 Annoying Vegan : Is this one of those aerial yoga classes?
 Knice: I bet it smell great in there. And there. And there...
Image 215265   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
338
 
 kayjay: I roll 2d6
 Amy Housewine: Whenever I put any money down on the table, the skeleton who lives underneath it just bursts straight through.
 Catcat: @SpaceCow Experience American healthcare system at your home!
 SpaceCow: "Grab the Skull and leave the quarters! It's America's new favorite game."
 Warrax: It's a living.
Image 215264   11-14-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
159
 
 Not A Bot: Welp, I guess we should invade another country.
 abrahamx: Me load shotgun cartridges for halloween.
 Dresdenkeogh: EVERYBODY IN THE CAR SO COMEON LET'S DRIVE
 Ulillillia: The early days of A-G
Image 215263   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
705
 
 Queen K: That moment you realize you're adopted
 Catcat: @Surprising otter nonsense!
 fracking: The dog looks otterly confused.
 Shay: Day 53: They still don't suspect a thing, but my god, the smell...the smell...
Image 215262   11-14-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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