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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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Score:
478
 
 Jurt Grunopert: doots by dre
 Hurt Flungo: Unfortunately it often hits a bum note
 Derm Morpopert: I'm all about that waste.
 Flirbo Plemungo: Not quite the Howard Stern incident..
Image 215270   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Frurb Horpombies
Score:
262
 
 Thild Flongo: Gersbumps! Er ma gerd!
 Trulm Rempumple: "welcome... to... Romania..." HEY!
 Laple Rempuble: Reader beware, youre in for... something
 Lorbo Plemungus: Foreigners speaking a strange language! SPOOKY!
 Harbo Horpongo: neat!
Image 215269   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Mimpo Morpungus
Score:
1089
 
 Buple Albungo: "Don't go."
 Bople Drumuble: "Hello sir, I regret to inform you that you are trespassing. I wish I could give you a head start before exerting my 328 pounds of bite pressure on your knee here, but alas."
 Mango Bruble: "Down here."
 Vaft Dampongo: "Hi, this is Sarah MacLachlan and I'm here to ruin your day."
 Pongo Morpungo: clean that what you call shoes ! - dog
 Jamp Dampoble: 'scuse me... 'scuse me?
 Himpo Albopert: Hi, dog!
 Meple Flumungo: @franktank goop me!
Image 215268   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Mump Cremumbies
Score:
549
 
 Florm Grunopert: @Robespierre agree?
 Guld Grunombies: I'm surprised I didn't realize that House looks like a Russian plumber.
 Flimp Cremungus:
 Lople Horpopert: @Robespierre Mr. Fink-Nottle, sir, has been a frequent caller.
 Jemp Albungo: @jazzjunkie What news on the Rialto?
 Herbo Cremumbies: Is it because he looks like Hugh Laurie?
 Pawn Cremongus: What ho, Bertie!
 Riple Grunopert: @grizzly ROADhouse
 Loft Horpungo: Pretty sure that's House.
 Tharbo Grunupert: @Warrax I posted my comment before I noticed that the picture already made the same joke, which makes me feel really stupid, but I'm accustomed to that feeling so I'm not changing it.
 Creple Morpungo: Probably not because of lupus. Unless it is.
Image 215267   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Frirb Grupert
Score:
318
 
 Rongo Flungo: That stuff makes me puke. Love to drink it but I always puke.
 Pild Brumple: @Shay gotta love the captain.
 Crirm Bromple: @Warrax Someone's a Derek Jeter fan?
 Thurbo Flumbies: R-E-2-P-E-C-T, find out what it means and tell me.
Image 215266   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Flump Drumoble
Score:
273
 
 Trang Drumongo: Cocoon
 Rerbo Grumple: I love meat locker yoga.
 Dart Dampomple: These are all the sacks Dara O'brien has filled.
 Mown Flumongo: Wombinglorious
 Dongo Flumongo: Is this one of those aerial yoga classes?
 Murbo Floble: I bet it smell great in there. And there. And there...
Image 215265   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Joft Flumupert
Score:
338
 
 Porbo Drumumbies: I roll 2d6
 Deng Albombies: Whenever I put any money down on the table, the skeleton who lives underneath it just bursts straight through.
 Trurm Horpongus: @SpaceCow Experience American healthcare system at your home!
 Tralm Morpombies: "Grab the Skull and leave the quarters! It's America's new favorite game."
 Perbo Albupert: It's a living.
Image 215264   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Thort Drumumple
Score:
159
 
 Trurt Horpomple: Welp, I guess we should invade another country.
 Bulm Rempomple: Me load shotgun cartridges for halloween.
 Trempo Brumple: EVERYBODY IN THE CAR SO COMEON LET'S DRIVE
 Pirm Cremumple: The early days of A-G
Image 215263   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Rerb Grunuble
Score:
705
 
 Flold Drumongus: That moment you realize you're adopted
 Haft Plumple: @Surprising otter nonsense!
 Thuld Rempombies: The dog looks otterly confused.
 Milm Plupert: Day 53: They still don't suspect a thing, but my god, the smell...the smell...
Image 215262   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Riple Plupert
Score:
713
 
 Thalm Plungo: Cats have no taste buds for sweet things.
 Vort Albongo: Be a shame if your chompers went rotten and u died of malnutrition
 Lalm Fluble: @dangerkeith3000 then scratch it!
 Haft Flumungus: taste the rainbow
 Bung Bropert: Wouldn't it be a shame if I happened to lick your snow cone before you had a chance to eat some.
Image 215261   11-14-17   Uploaded by    Frorbo Cremombies
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